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Album cover parody of Friends by Elton John
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This is the most recent information about Elton John that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Elton John, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Poopie Longstocking, Elton John/Jay-Z, Elton John, Ewan McGregor, Elton John and Bernie Taupin, Bernie Taupin/Elton John, Bennie and the Jets


Anyone who pays $250 to see Madonna lip-synch (in concert) ought to be shot. Why is she (Madonna) such a nightmare? Her tour has been a disaster, and it couldn’t happen to a bigger c***. She looks like a fairground stripper. When you (Madonna) get up on stage tonight you make sure you do your lip-synching right!
Submitted by: You Wanna Kiss the Bride Madonna?
At an award ceremony around the time of Dusty Springfield's death: "Dusty, I love you. You'd make a gay boy straight".
Submitted by: Reach Out With Them Healng Hands
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Q. Why did Elton John take so many baths A. He was just tryna stay clean.
Submitted by: Definitely not actually sarah sgro lol
To commemorate the anniversary of Whitney Houston's death, Elton John will be releasing a tribute single called "Candle Under The Spoon".
Submitted by: Tim
There are additional music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • Reginald Dwight did indeed pick the names of two of his former bandmembers - singer Elton Dean and sax-player 'Long' John Baldrie. They were in an R&B band called Bluesology together in the sixties. Incidentally, he used to be known as Elton Hercules John at one point. Submitted by: Richard Braithwaite
  • I'd heard the same story as Claudia as to the origin of the name. He changed his name legally from Reginald Kenneth Dwight to Elton Hercules John. Hercules is after the horse in a BBC comedy series "Steptoe and Son". Submitted by: Tony

Stupid Band Names:

  • Real name Reginald Kenneth Dwight. But don't you think it would sound better as John Elton (since John is a common first name and Elton sounds more like a last name)? Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Reginald Kenneth Dwight. Submitted by: Mike Hack

Also known as: Reginald Kenneth Dwight. Submitted by: Mike Hack

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Sharon. Submitted by: dayna

Known informally as: Twinkle Toes. Submitted by: Gambo

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Zachary Jackson Levon and Elijah Joseph Daniel - Their first names aren't bad to be honest and I assume that Elton chose their second middle names after his songs, Levon and Daniel, but Jackson? I knew someone who's dog was named Jackson Submitted by: dayna
  • John - John John? Submitted by: Aaerni

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Song For Guy"Mostly instrumental until the end where Elton sings "Life isn't everything" several times. - Eddie2112
"All the Nasties""Oh, my soul" - David Jones
"The Last Song"Some believe that this was a tribute to Elton John's father, who died in 1992. Others say that this was a tribute to Ryan White, a young AIDS patient who also died that year, and whom Elton John knew well. - Larcen Tyler
"Border Song"Should be called "Holy Moses" since that's mentioned more than once in the song. - Paul Warren
"Ballad of Daniel Bailey (1909-1934)"Though the song is about Daniel Bailey, he doesn't mention the year of his birth nor death. - Paul Warren

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Dean BaldryIt takes the surnames of Elton's bandmatesAlan the Ottoman

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Flex Seal""Grey Seal"Brionna Secret
"Grey Shield""Grey Seal"Brionna Secret
"Gray Spiel""Grey Seal"Weamon
"Stab Into Christmas""Step Into Christmas"Regina Haniger
"Step Into Poopoo""Step Into Christmas"Regina Haniger

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"I've Got 2 Wings,"Humans don't have any wings.Tommy
"Healing Hands,"Hands alone cannot heal other people.Brit Boxx
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight?,"No. You can't touch an emotion to feel it.Peter
"Pinball Wizard,"Wizards do not play pinball.Brit Boxx
"Honky Cat,"Cats can't honk.Future Backer

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"All Apologies," Nirvana"Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word," Elton John
"You Dropped A Bomb On Me," The Gap Band"Act Of War," Elton John
"Mama Said Knock You Out," LL Cool J"I'm Still Standing," Elton John
"Astronaut," Priscilla Ahn"Rocket Man," Elton John
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"A Word In Sanish" originally "A Word In Spanish"
Sanish is a town in North Dakota.
Dana Thompkins
"Take Me To The Plot" originally "Take Me To The Pilot"
"Who Wears These Hoes?" originally "Who Wears These Shoes?"
Alyssa Jayne
"Cub At The End Of The Street" originally "Club At The End Of The Street"
Candy Welty
"The Diving Boar" originally "The Diving Board"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bennie Hand The Jets" originally "Bennie And The Jets"
Yvette Bristle
"Daniele" originally "Daniel"
Can't use Danielle; that adds 2 letters.
"Daniela" originally "Daniel"
Another sex-change by adding a letter
"Wonderful Crazy Knight" originally "Wonderful Crazy Night"
Aaron Abas
"Mama Can't Buy Your Love" originally "Mama Can't Buy You Love"

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Jails" originally "Sails"
Yvette Bristle
"Tails" originally "Sails"
Yvette Bristle
"Fails" originally "Sails"
Yvette Bristle
"Nails" originally "Sails"
Yvette Bristle
"Soils" originally "Sails"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


July 29
a parody of "Daniel" by Elton John
We at Spurs95:01 commissioned a singer/songwriter team to rewrite the lyrics of the Elton John classic song Daniel giving it a topical Tottenham twist. (mp3)
Jan 13
a parody of "Candle in the Wind" by Elton John
My tribute to the People's Queen...
YouTube: (MP3)
Dec 19
a parody of "Rocket Man" by Elton John
Parody for the rest of the world...
YouTube: (mp3)
Dec 1
a parody of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John
All about the demise of the beloved TWINKIE
Let Me Parody You: (Windows Media)
Oct 4
a parody of "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John
A tribute to BOTH the Yankees 2011 success and to the monumental collapse of the Boston Red Sox
Youtube: (Windows Media)
Feb 4
a parody of "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" by Elton John
Just 9 more minutes...please??? (mp3)
Aug 22
a parody of "And I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" by Elton John
More songs about my life. Yes, I'm a Little League Umpire.
Soundclick: (mp3)
May 7
a parody of "Candle in the Wind" by Elton John
A better ending to Star Wars episode I. If Elton John was invited to Qui-Gon's funeral, I'm pretty sure this is what we'd get.
Songbook of the Whills: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Bitch is Back""The Bitch Got Axed"Pol Potlatch An' Pals
"Crocodile Rock""Traffic Jam Sucks"Random idiot
"I'm Still Standing""Why's He Standing?"Glynn Leaney
"Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word""Sorry Seems to be His Hardest Word"Glynn Leaney
"Your Song""Wal-mart"Bonnie B.
"Rocket Man""Whisky Fan"The Parody Author
"Rocket Man""Hosepipe Ban"The Parody Author
"Rocket Man""Pots And Pans"The Parody Author
"Rocket Man""Furry Cat"The Parody Author
"Rocket Man""Burger Van"The Parody Author

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road'Wizard of Oz' promosAndrea Huckstep
Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)'Saturday Night Live' promos (1st season DVD).JoshPecklover
Crocodile RockSteve Irwin tribute show promoLion
The Bitch Is Back"Lassie" remakePickle*
Tiny DancerMax & Paddy's Road To NowherePickle
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
The OneDivorce LawyerLiz
Goodbye Yellow Brick RoadWizard of Oz Fan ClubBrian
Sad Songs (Say So Much)Depression HotlineLarcen Tyler
Sad Songs (Say So Much)Depression HotlineLarcen Tyler
Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road'Wizard Of Oz' fan clubThe Quirkfetch Kid
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
   Bruce Springsteen
   Elton John
Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town Tonight
Gary Albright
Tin Man
Rocket Man
   Elton John
Tin Rocket Man
Outta Space
   Van Halen
Rocket Man
   Elton John
Outta Space Rocket Man
Opie M.
Streets Of Philadelphia
   Bruce Springsteen
Philadelphia Freedom
   Elton John
Streets Of Philadelphia Freedom
Ashley Michelle McGowan
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Demi Lovato combined with Elton John
A demijohn is a narrow-necked bottle usually enclosed in wickerwork.
Submitted By: Lindz
Blake Shelton John
Blake Shelton combined with Elton John
Submitted By: Sammy
Long Elton John Baldry
Long John Baldry combined with Elton John
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Elton John Denver
John Denver combined with Elton John
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell

There are additional Elton John Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Turn the Lights Out When You Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause au revoir, all worn out
Original Lyrics:
'Cause our love's all worn out
"This Train Don't Stop There Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I'm stinky breath
Original Lyrics:
And when I think about it
"If the River Can Bend"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find you raking
Original Lyrics:
I'll find you waiting
"Recover Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love was an empire
Original Lyrics:
Love was a fire
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Part Time Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Potty time love is bringing me down
Original Lyrics:
Part time love is bringing me down

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I thought it could have been about potty training!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Candle In The Wind '97"
Better Lyrics:
Loveliness we've lost, even without your lovely smile.
Original Lyrics:
Loveliness we've lost, these days without your smile.
Submitted by: Calvin
"Candle In The Wind '97"
Better Lyrics:
Goodbye Lady Di
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye England's Rose
Submitted by: Calvin
Better Lyrics:
And I'm picking 83, and you say 5
Then I go 12 and you just stick with 5
But I come up with 28.4, oh, no no no
That's a NumberWang
And it's now time to rotate the board
Original Lyrics:
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh, no no no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone
Submitted by: Kewlio
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Your Song"
The Funny Lyrics:
If I was a sculptor, but then again, no...
Why They're Funny:
I love the song, Elton, but don't you think you could have written the lyrics before you got to the recording studio? (Perhaps he meant something like 'I'm not a sculptor, but I wish I was', but this is the best way he could arrange 'em to fit the structure of the song?)
Submitted by: Natalie D.
"Little Jeannie"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I want you to be my acrobat
Why They're Funny:
I have tried to picture Elton doing this in a circus, but I just can't. Perhaps it's metaphoric for something?? I probably don't wanna know
Submitted by: Pete
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"All the Nasties"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Oh my soul, oh my soul, oh my soul...
Why They're Repetitive:
This phrase is said approximately 30 times during the last half of the song.
Submitted by: David Jones
The Repetitive Lyrics:
And you, you'll be blessed
You'll have the best I promise you that
I'll pick a star from the sky, pull your name from a hat
I promise you that
Promise you that
Promise you that
You'll be blessed
Why They're Repetitive:
I love this song but it gets repetitive, especially at the end where he keeps saying "Promise you that, promise you that, promise you that...." til the end. OK, OK. We get it! You made your point. Damn!
Submitted by: Annie
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Rocket Man"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids,
in fact, it's cold as hell.
And there's no one there to raise them
If you did.
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is so packed with nonsense it's funny. It's not cold in hell and the "if" condition is an impossibility ("if you did" raise the kids on Mars) because Elton already established that there's nobody to raise them there.
Submitted by: Char
"I'm Still Standing"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Simply makes no sense at all. Love isn't just (just?) a circus, and is becoming a clown a career path?
Submitted by: Tony Walton
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Philadelphia Freedom"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia Freedom
From the day that I was born I've waved the flag
Why They're Insincere:
It's a well-known fact that Elton John was born in England. This song suggests that he was born in Philadelphia! Elton's such a liar!

[Ed's comment: I suggest Mr Dwight was talking about a subject other than his nationality...]
Submitted by: Aaerni
"This Song Has No Title"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Oh this song's got no title
Just words and a tune
Why They're Insincere:
Well duh its a song! Its supposed to have words and a tune. If it didn't have words and a tune it wouldn't be a song, Einstine.

[Ed's note : Nice spelling, Einstein!]
Submitted by: Maggie
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Your Song"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I don't have much money
But boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where
We both could live
Why They're Misrhymed:
Everyone knows that 'did' does not rhyme with 'live'. This is what makes this part of the song different from all the other parts. In all the other parts of the song, the words rhyme, as in 'inside, hide' 'no, show' 'do, you', 'moss, cross', 'do, blue', and 'mean, seen', if you know what I mean if you've heard this song.
Submitted by: Aaerni
"Can You Feel The Love Tonight? (lion King Version)"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
The sweet caress of twilight
There's magic in the air
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
Why They're Misrhymed:
One: No word (or phrase, for that matter) rhymes with itself. Two: Given that, how the heck do you rhyme 'magic' and 'disaster's'?
Submitted by: Jeffrey Hope
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Island Girl"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Island girl, what you wanting with the white mans world
Island girl, black boy wants you in his island world
He wants to take you from this wretched spot
He wants to save you, but the cause is lost
Island girl(x3)
Tell me what you want with a white man's world
Why They're Insulting:
This song reeks of racism. Kinda makes you wonder if Elton's lyricist, Bernie Taupin, had any unresolved race issues when he wrote the words to this song.
Submitted by: Michael E. Cormier
"Dirty Little Girl"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I've seen a lot of women who haven't had much luck
I've seen you looking like you've been run down by a truck
That ain't nice to say sometimes I guess I'm really hard
But I'm gonna put buckshots in your pants if you step into my yard
Why They're Insulting:
Wow. It seems he's saying "yes, I know it's completely mean & unfair, but I have no compassion for you. You look like hell; get away from me!"
Submitted by: Blair

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Can You Feel The Love Tonight"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
that the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
when the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours.
Why They're Inappropriate:
One has to wonder if the author of these lyrics knows the meaning of the term "star-crossed". the way the term is invoked here makes the last two lines above go entirely contrary to the overall upbeat and optimistic tone of this song. for "star-crossed" means doomed or ill-fated, the term being rooted (at least symbolically) in a view that fates are determined in the stars. so a star-crossed voyager is not a voyager one would want one's heart beating in time with. that would be a major bad omen, to find one's heart beating in time with that of anyone who was star-crossed. that would turn that "rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors" into a dark and foreboding rhyme and reason in nature, suggesting a premonition that one is doomed to failure, a fate entirely contrary to the overall message of the song. in fact, the first two lines above clearly seem to imply that no one is really "star-crossed".
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Honky Cat"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
They said get back honky cat
Better get back to the woods
Well I quit those days and my redneck ways
Why They're Inappropriate:
Does anyone else think it's funny that Elton John, a gay British singer known for his colorful outfits would have anything to do with 'redneck ways'?
Submitted by: Neil McRae
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Philadelphia Freedom"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man
Why They're Dirty:
Elton probably meant this line to refer to growing up in a free society. But 'knee-high to a man' sounds like he's on his knees providing oral gratification to the man.
Submitted by: John
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Time on my hands, could be time spent with you...
Why They're Dirty:
The innocent figure-of-speech 'time on my hands' followed by 'could be time spent with you' first sounds like Elton is singing about how he's spending time away from the one he loves ... then on closer examination, it can also be heard as Elton hinting at exactly WHAT he's doing with his hands while he's thinking about the one he loves ...
Submitted by: Johnny D

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Candle In The Wind"
The Lyrics:
Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
you had the grace hold yourself
while the world around you crawled
Who They Mention:
Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: Celeste
"Roy Rogers"
The Lyrics:
Roy Rogers is riding tonight
Who They Mention:
Cowboy guy Roy Rogers
Submitted by: Jens
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

The Lyrics:
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day. When the New York Times said God is dead .
Product Brand Name:
New York Times newspaper
Submitted by: Bob
"Crocodile Rock"
The Lyrics:
Dreamin' of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet cars
Submitted by: cygna vamp
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Crocodile Rock"
The Song Lyrics:
While the other kids were rockin' 'round the clock
Song They Mention:
'Rock Around the Clock' by Bill Haley & His Comets
Submitted by: dxman

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

Opening Lines:
Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane. I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Opening Lines:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"The Bitch Is Back"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
The way that I move
The things that I do.
Nothing Elton has done so far makes him better than anyone.
Submitted by: britrock

Song Title Space Change:

"Step In To Christmas" originally "Step Into Christmas"
Submitted by: Mary Ann Brite
"Sixty Year Son" originally "Sixty Years On"
Submitted by: Sutch
"Freak Sin Love" originally "Freaks In Love"
Submitted by: Peter
"If Al Lap Art" originally "I Fall Apart "
Submitted by: Peter
"If All Apart" originally "I Fall Apart"
Submitted by: Peter

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

The Lyrics:
Levon wears his war wound like a crown He calls his child Jesus `Cause he likes the name And he sends him to the finest school in town Levon, Levon likes his money He makes a lot they say Spends his days counting In a garage by the motorway He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day When the New York Times said God is dead And the war's begun Alvin Tostig has a son today And he shall be Levon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Levon
In tradition with the family plan
It sounds like ESL, but we know Bernie Taupin is a Native English speaker. "In agreement with the family plan" fits just as well.
Submitted by: Jack
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
The Lyrics:
And it won't be long
Before you and me run
To a place in our hearts
Where we'll hide.
Say "Before you and I run" instead of "Before you and me run." "Me" should only be used following a verb, such as "See me run."
Submitted by: Isac
There are additional Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Lento John Submitted by: The Mole
Let John On Submitted by: Susan
No Hen Jolt Submitted by: Arlene Titshaw
Oh the things that anagrams can say one is...NOT.

Song Title Anagrams:

"In Dale" originally "Daniel"
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
"In Lead" originally "Daniel"
Submitted by: Lucinda Blair
"Lisa S." originally "Sails"
Submitted by: Miss Elanius
"Al's Is" originally "Sails"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Sisal" originally "Sails"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Candle In The Wind"
The Lyrics:
Loneliness was tough The toughest role you ever played Hollywood created a superstar And pain was the price you paid
Hollywood, CA is referenced in this ode to Marilyn Monroe.
Submitted by: Peter
"Rocket Man"
The Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact it's cold as hell.
Refers to the planet Mars.
Submitted by: Trevor Overt
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"
Banned by the BBC during the Gulf War
Submitted by: Evan
"The Bitch Is Back"
Banned for the word "bitch."
Submitted by: dxman

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"Bennie & The Jets"
The Lyrics:
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets
Mispronouncing the word magazine in "ma-ga-zeen" as "ma-ga-zye-een".
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" Length: 11:08
This is the first song to be introduced on Elton John's critically-acclaimed "Goodbye Yellow-Brick Road" and is also a fan favorite as well.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Ticking" Length: 7:36
One of the most unusual songs in EJ's canon and probably the most violent lyrics Bernie Taupin ever wrote.
Submitted by: JD

Song Title Acrostics:

SIC: "Step Into Christmas"
Submitted by: Rebel With Santa Claus
BE: "Blue Eyes"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
SOW: "Some Other World"
Submitted by: redsimba

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dancy Tiner " originally "Tiny Dancer"
I'd like to see that in Sir Elton's hands!
Submitted by: Peter
"Don't Let The Gun Sew Down On Me" originally "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
I always hate it when that happens!
Submitted by: Stephanie Craddock
"Catty Honk" originally "Honky Cat"
Submitted by: British Bullcrap
"Gal And Earl" originally "Island Girl"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Don't Set The Gun Low Down On Me" originally "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Submitted by: Natasha Bly

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Rocket Man"
The Lyrics:
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids,
In fact, it's cold as hell.
Cars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids,
In fact, it's mold as hell.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
There are additional Lyrics Spoonerisms available.

Lyrics Alliteration:

"Sad Songs Say So Much"
The Lyrics:
Sad songs say so much.
In this song's title line, four out of five words start with an "S", and those four come consecutively.
Submitted by: Shannon Ingrid Travis

Performers with Handicaps:

"Drug and alcohol addiction"
He's thankfully been clean and sober since 1990, but it was massive problem for years. He's said that he can't be around anyone doing coke to this day.
Submitted by: dayna
According to his autobiography, he needs to wear a diaper on stage during concerts due to surgery for prostate cancer.
Submitted by: dayna
"Hearing loss"
It's part of the reason why he's decided to retire from playing concerts - he can't play if he can't hear the music!
Submitted by: dayna
It's thought that years of heavy drug addiction caused him to have it.
Submitted by: dayna

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Charity work"
His AIDS foundation has been around since 1992.
Submitted by: Dayna
"Naming His Tour Pianos"
Elton John has five 9-foot long Yamaha grand pianos, each of which he has named and he takes different ones on various legs of his world tour. He just returned from S America, where he played on Aretha, Kay, and a red piano called Nikita. He is now in the US with Nina while his fifth, Winifried, is in Europe! ~ Parade Magazine
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Kray-zay glasses
Submitted by: jdizzy
During the 70's, Elton had a collection of hundreds of pairs of prescription glasses with wild frames. He had all those glasses to match his outlandish stage outfits.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Bathroom Cleaning Supplies
Elton's John has never been cleaner!
Submitted by: ChuckyG

Movies Named After Song Titles:

A 2019 Elton biopic starring Taron Egerton
Submitted by: dayna
"Holiday Inn"
1942 film with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire
Submitted by: Paul Warren
1983 drama with Timothy Hutton
Submitted by: Raphael
2019 Elton John biopic
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Roy Rogers"
The Lyrics:
And Roy Rogers is riding tonight, returning to our silver screens.
The Roy Rogers Show. It aired between 1951-1957.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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