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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Paint The Silence," South | Tell me how... | Kayleigh |
| "Paint the Sky With Stars," Enya | The sky is air,so you can't paint on it | Natasha |
| "Papa Was A Rolling Stone," The Temptations | No man's father is a tumbling rock. | JC Foster |
| "Papa Was A Rolling Stone," The Temptaions | Stones don't procreate | Jessica Childress |
| "Paper Moon," Nat King Cole | The Moon is not made of paper | Beverly Stiles |
| "Paper Roses," Marie Osmond | Roses cannot be made of paper; I've tried it. | Rick Rold |
| "Paperlate," Genesis | Paper can't be late, u can be late in turning one. | CDD |
| "Paradise By The Dashboard Light," Meatloaf | No you don't find palm trees on a car's dashboard | Jason |
| "Paranoid Android," Radiohead | Robots don't have emotions, dumbass! | Ned |
| "Party All The Time," Eddie Murphy | No work will ever get done. | Peter |
| "Party In My Head," Sophie Ellis-Bextor | No one's head has a place for partying | Shannon Ingrid Travis |
| "Party In My Pants," Romanowski | How can you fit a party inside a pair of pants? | Russell |
| "Party On The Moon," Vanessa Hudgens | Currently no transportation there for recreation | Shannon Ingrid Travis |
| "Party with the Animals," Ozzy Osbourne | Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude! | Anonymous Bob |
| "The Perfect Drug," Nine Inch Nails | There is no perfect drug. | Electric Boogeyman |
| "Perfect World," Huey Lewis And The News | He even says there isn't one in his song. | rocky |
| "Personal Jesus," Depeche Mode | What next - a public Buddha? | Susanna Viljanen |
| "The Piano Has Been Drinking," Tom Waits | And where is its mouth? 'Nuff said! | Lou Quilson |
| "Piano Man," Billy Joel | You can't make a man out of a piano. | JC Foster |
| "Pieces Of Me," Ashlee Simpson | How can a person literally be in pieces? | jiminy |
| "Pigs Will Fly," King Missile | Naomi Swanson | |
| "A Pillow Of Winds," Pink Floyd | Your head & the rest of your body would fall away | Peter |
| "Pillow Talk," Sylvia | Pillow's don't have mouths or vocal chords. | Peter |
| "Pistol Of Fire," Kings Of Leon | A pistol can't be made of fire. | Rapunzel Gladstone |
| "Plastic Man," The Temptations | Lucinda Blair | |
| "Playground In My Mind," Clint Holmes | There's no playground in anyone's mind. | Penelope Beckinsale |
| "Plug In Baby," Muse | If anyone did plug in a baby, we'd call the NSPCC | Beth |
| "Pocketful Of Miracles," Frank Sinatra | Unless you're Jesus, how can you have this? | Peter |
| "Pocketful Of Sunshine ," Natasha Bedingfield | I don't think sunshine can be put in pockets. | George Straitjacket |
| "Polythene Pam," The Beatles | Pam, like other women, cannot be made of plastic. | Francis A. Sissy |
| "Powder Your Face With Sunshine," Sammy Kaye | How would you get sunshine in a compact? | George Straitjacket |
| "Pretzel Logic," Steely Dan | Pretzels don't have brains or think. | oldiesfan |
| "Princes Of The Universe," Queen | No One Can Rule The Universe,But Maybe Someday | Billy Boldman |
| "Private Eyes," Hall & Oates | Having eyes "down there" would be creepy! | Herculina Alencar |
| "Pulling Mussels From A Shell," Squeeze | A Shell, being singular, has only one mussel. | Daphne Hughes |
| "Puppet Man," Fifth Dimension | Who's pulling the strings then? | FussBudget |
| "Purple Haze," The Jimi Hendrix Experience | Haze Is Colorless!!! | dxman |
| "Purple People Eater," Sheb Wooley | Amber Malone | |
| "Purple Rain," Prince | I am still waiting for violet or lavender drops.. | Mikeisha |
| "Purple Rain," Prince | Rain is never purple | Lucinda Blair |
| "Putting Holes In Happiness," Marilyn Manson | How can you put holes in an emotion? | Bookworm7896 |
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