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Possible Misspelled Names:

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Young/Stills, Neal Young


There's an edge to real rock and roll. It's all that matters.
Submitted by: Northern Man
It's better to burn out than fade away.
- Neil Young

Submitted by: LucidLupin

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Godfather of Grunge. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: The Godfather of Grunge. Submitted by: James

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"After The Gold Rush"The title is never found in the lyrics. Probably the best known lyrics are in the various choruses, with lines like "Look at Mother Nature on the run / In the nineteen seventies." and "They were flying Mother Nature's silver seed / To a new home in the Sun." So a presumed title might be something like "Mother Nature On The Run" or "Mother Nature's Silver Seed". - The Quirkfetch Kid

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Neil Not-So-YoungHe was born in 1945. You figure it out.Danny
Neil ElderlyMore polite to say 'Elderly' than 'Old.'Larcen Tyler

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Burger Mountain""Sugar Mountain"Old Man Edgar Winter
"Nutmeg Girl [a song title spice change!]""Cinnamon Girl"Fiona Pear
"After The Cold Mush""After The Gold Rush"oldrock
"The Tsunamis And The Damage Done""The Needle And The Damage Done"Aaerni
"After The Gold Thrush""After The Gold Rush"oldschool

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Everybody's Alone,"Most people are not.Yvette Bristle
"Sugar Mountain,"Mountains aren't made of sugar.Yvette Bristle
"Cinnamon Girl,"No girl is made of cinnamon.Lydia Helton
"Only Love Can Break Your Heart,"Men and women break hearts, not love.MOR
"Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere,"It's some location, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Nights On Broadway," The Bee Gees"Till The Morning Comes," Neil Young
"My Garden," Kottonmouth Kings"Harvest," Neil Young
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Rockin' In The Free World," Neil Young
"Young Girl," Gary Puckett & The Union Gap"Old Man," Neil Young
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hear Of Gold" originally "Heart Of Gold"
The Californians did in 1848.
"After The Old Rush" originally "After The Gold Rush"
Rash Dipdock
"Rust Never Seeps (Into The Black)" originally "Rust Never Sleeps (Into The Black)"
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"A Man Needs A Mad" originally "A Man Needs A Maid"
As in Mad Magazine
"A Ma Needs A Maid" originally "A Man Needs A Maid"

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Told Man" originally "Old Man"
Yvette Bristle
"Mold Man" originally "Old Man"
Sounds like a name of a horror film.
"Bold Man" originally "Old Man"
"Cold Man" originally "Old Man"
"After The Gold Brush" originally "After The Gold Rush"
Rash Dipdock

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Old Tan" originally "Old Man"
Candy Welty
"Old Pan" originally "Old Man"
Candy Welty
"Old Dan" originally "Old Man"
Candy Welty
"Old Mat" originally "Old Man"
Candy Welty
"The Lover" originally "The Loner"

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


Mar 6
a parody of "Long May You Run" by Neil Young
Story of a bad dining experience at the Sizzler's Steakhouse in Frisco. Features 2 Tire Pump solos.
YouTube: (YouTube Video)
Apr 21
a parody of "Heart of Gold" by Neil Young
Tribute to wicked gas enhanced by Tire Pump and HandFarts.
YouTube: (Video)
Apr 17
a parody of "Cinnamon Girl" by Neil Young
Enhanced by HandFart power chords.
YouTube: (Video)
Feb 21
a parody of "Needle and the Damage Done" by Neil Young
A Sicilian's viewpoint of the Irish classic.
YouTube: (Streaming Video)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Cinammon Girl""Synonym Girl"CML
"Southern Man""Northern Man"Grandpa
"Southern Man""Northern Man"Rik Goldsmith
"I Am a Child""Mind of a Child"John A. Barry
"Old Man""Bernie"Arch Vile
"Heart of Gold""Get Me Roger Stone - the song"Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec
"Cinnamon Girl""I Used To Live In Sin With Some Girl"Paul Robinson
"Southern Man""Donald Trump"Dylan Baranski
"Sugar Mountain""Sugar Mountain"John A. Barry

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Like A HurricaneCarolina Hurricanes NHL hockey teamMark Silverman
Like A HurricaneLeaf/Snow Blowersrocky
Like A HurricaneVacuumsrocky
Like A HurricaneBlow Dryersrocky

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Southern ManNational Confederate SocietyTatiana
Piece Of CrapPlumber's officeRock Maninoff
Piece Of CrapWindows Vista tech supportBill
OhioOhio Chief Medical Examiner's officeBill
Let's Impeach The PresidentThe White House Mark Silverman
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Don't Go Breaking My Heart
   Elton John and Kiki Dee
Heart Of Gold
   Neil Young
Don't Go Breaking My Heart Of Gold
You'll Be In My Heart
   Phil Collins
Heart Of Gold
   Neil Young
You'll Be In My Heart Of Gold
Open Your Heart
Heart Of Gold
   Neil Young
Open Your Heart Of Gold
Listen To Your Heart
Heart of Gold
   Neil Young
Listen To Your Heart of Gold
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Fine Neil Young's Cannibals
Fine Young Cannibals combined with Neil Young
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Crosby, Stills, Nash, And Young
Crosby, Stills, and Nash combined with Neil Young
Another real example. I can't believe nobody thought of it. Neil Young joined the band for a short while, and then he left it, thereby restoring the band to its original name.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Neil Young Diamond
Neil Young combined with Neil Diamond
Submitted By: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Neil Young-Holt Unlimited
Neil Young combined with Young-Holt Unlimited
Submitted By: Candy Welty

There are additional Neil Young Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man, look at balls
Mine's a lot like yours were
Original Lyrics:
Old man, look at my life
I'm a lot like you were
"Cinnamon Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see your baby lost his pants
Original Lyrics:
You see your baby loves to dance
"Heart of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a minor for a heart of gold
Original Lyrics:
I've been a miner for a heart of gold
"After the Gold Rush"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1917.
Original Lyrics:
Look at Mother Nature on the run in the 1970's.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Like a Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's cum in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
There's calm in your eyes

Story about this misheard lyric by: Fred

It sounded like it! And then the part "and I'm getting BLOWN away" made me think about it in a perverted way. I think I've gone insane.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Needle and the damage done"
Better Lyrics:
I called up Crosby and I called up Nash,
I needed help cause I was out of hash,
gone, gone, the hash is gone
Original Lyrics:
I hit the city and I lost my band,
I watched the needle take another man,
Gone, gone, the damage done
Submitted by: Holly Harten
"Heart of Gold"
Better Lyrics:
And Sarah's gettin' some Olympic gold
Michelle's just gettin' old
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep on searchin' for a heart of gold
And I'm gettin' old
Submitted by: old
"Needle and the Damage Done"
Better Lyrics:
I saw you floppin on my kitchen floor
Get up now mister you can't have no more
To you the damage is done
Original Lyrics:
I caught you knockin at my cellar door
I love you baby can I have some more
Ooh ooh the damage done
Submitted by: Rob

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"(You Are) Like a Hurricane"
The Funny Lyrics:
You are like a hurricane, There's calm in your eye.
Why They're Funny:
Too bad the other one was put out in that soccer riot.
Submitted by: Jay W.
The Funny Lyrics:
Even Richard Nixon has got soul...
Why They're Funny:
While Young kind of whines his way through the song, I always listen to it just to hear that one line. On top of the ironic idea of Tricky Dick having any sort of moral check, it always makes me picture him sporting an afro singing 'Purple Haze' in a nightclub.
Submitted by: Ashiri

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Piece Of Crap"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Bought it on the phone,
then I brought it home.
I found out in the end
it was a piece of crap.
Piece of crap
Why They're Nonsensical:
How else would you determine something is a piece a crap if you don't take it home and try it out?
Submitted by: Celeste

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Heart Of Gold"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I've been to Hollywood,I've been to Redwood
I've crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
Why They're Misrhymed:
Mr. Florio is confused- in each verse, the idea is to rhyme the first two lines with each other, not with gold, i.e I wanna live, I wanna give, etc etc heart of gold. Although I will admit trying to rhyme Hollywood with Redwood is a bit odd
Submitted by: jungle
"Heart of Gold"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I've been to hollywood,
I've been to Red wood,
I keep on searching for a heart of gold
Why They're Misrhymed:
The lyric should be Ive been to hollywood, I've been to Rome because the lyric should rhyme with gold not wood.
Submitted by: Mike Florio

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Dreamin' Man"
The Dated Lyrics:
In the meadow dusk, I parked my Aerostar
Why They're Dated:
Although the Ford Aerostar was very popular when this song was written, few are still in use thanks to poor quality, atrocious reliability and a tendency toward severe rusting.
Submitted by: Mr. K
"After the Goldrush"
The Dated Lyrics:
Look at mother nature on the run in the 1970's
Why They're Dated:
I don't know if he still performs this song, but the 70's ended more than 25 years ago. Note that I added the words 'more than' just so this comment won't become dated as well.
Submitted by: JD

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"From Hank to Hendrix"
The Lyrics:
From Marilyn to Madonna
I always loved your smile
Who They Mention:
Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"From Hank to Hendrix"
The Lyrics:
From Hank to Hendrix
I walked these streets with you
Who They Mention:
Hank Williams
Jimi Hendrix
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"I'm an Ocean"
The Lyrics:
I'm an Aerostar
Product Brand Name:
Ford Aerostar
Submitted by: Darrell Wilhelm
"This Note's For You"
The Lyrics:
Ain't singing for Miller Don't sing for Bud
Product Brand Name:
Miller, Budweiser
Submitted by: Mark Silverman
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Hippie Dream"
The Song Lyrics:
But the wooden ships Were just a hippie dream Just a hippie dream.
Song They Mention:
'Wooden Ships' by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Submitted by: Mark Silverman

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Lotta Love"
Opening Lines:
It's gonna take a lotta love to change the way things are
From his 1978 album Comes A Time. Nicolette Larson scored a hit with her version of this song from her debut album Nicolette, released also in 1978.
Submitted by: Joey F.
"One of These Days"
Opening Lines:
One of these days, I'm gonna sit down
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Rockin' In The Free World"
The Lyrics:
I see a woman in the night With a baby in her hand Under an old street light Near a garbage can Now she puts the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit She hates her life, and what she's done to it There's one more kid that will never go to school Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.
Cold-hearted Neil let a baby die even though he could have saved its life.
Submitted by: Hu's On First
"Down By The River"
The Lyrics:
she can take me over the rainbow down by the river i shot my baby
this is song is about a man killing his girlfriend need i say more?
Submitted by: art

Song Title Space Change:

"Help Less" originally "Helpless"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Don't Le Tit Bring You Down" originally "Don't Let It Bring You Down"
It depends?
Submitted by: Peter
"Don't Cry Not Ears" originally "Don't Cry No Tears"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Guy Online Submitted by: Alexis
Online Guy Submitted by: Alexis

Song Title Anagrams:

"Go Fold Earth" originally "Heart Of Gold"
A literally impossible title (but so is original!)
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
"Dear Hot Golf" originally "Heart Of Gold"
Whatever kind of golf that would be!
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
"Glad For Theo" originally "Heart Of Gold"
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
"Theo Glad For" originally "Heart Of Gold"
What is he glad for?
Submitted by: Joanna Hawthorne
"The Flag Door" originally "Heart Of Gold"
Is it covered with flags?
Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Heart of Gold"
The Lyrics:
I've been to Hollywood. I've been to Redwood. I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold.
Redwood National Park in California
Submitted by: Micky

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Ramada Inn" Length: 16:49
Submitted by: Evan
"Ordinary People" Length: 18:13
This song is awesome, every verse sounds like the end of the song.
Submitted by: GUILLOTINEinc

Song Title Acrostics:

HOG: "Heart Of Gold"
Submitted by: Isaac

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Cox Bar" originally "Boxcar"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"After The Rolled Gush" originally "After The Gold Rush"
Submitted by: Lisa Basil
"Hike A Curry Lane" originally "Like A Hurricane"
Submitted by: Norman Cornelius
"Rafter The Old Gush" originally "After The Gold Rush"
Submitted by: Mercedes Morgan
"Betty Poo's Got A New Share Of Loos" originally "Betty Lou's Got A New Pair Of Shoes"
Submitted by: Elsie Greer

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Rockin' In The Free World"
The Lyrics:
Then she puts the kid away, off to score another hit,
'cause she hates her life and what's she's done with it.
And there's another child who will never go to school,
never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.
Poor kid.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Names as a Word Bank:

I lounge on you, o no! Submitted by: hamburger456

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Ordinary People"
Robert Redford's 1980 film
Submitted by: Sutch

Missing Parts:

"Chrome Dreams II"
A sequel to an unreleased album.
Submitted by: JD

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