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Fun Music Information -> Willie Nelson

Album cover parody of The Essential Willie Nelson by Willie Nelson
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This is the most recent information about Willie Nelson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Willie Nelson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Willie Nelson or Faron Young, Willie Nelson/Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson & Julio Iglesias

Quotes:

My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Jokes:

There was a woman who absolutely loved the music of Billy Joel and Paul McCartney. She loved them so much she decided to have their images tattooed on her body. She went to a tattoo parlor and told the artist she wanted Billy Joel tattooed on her left thigh, and Paul McCartney tattooed on her right thigh. When the job was completed, the artist gave her a mirror to inspect his work. She exclaimed that neither of the images looked like what they were supposed to be. The artist said let's get another opinion. He went out to the street, saw Little Johnny and asked him to come in and assist with a little problem. There sat the woman, with her legs apart, and the artist asked Little Johnny what he saw. He replied, 'Well..... that looks like Billy Joel on her left, and Paul McCartney on her right...... and that looks like Willie Nelson in the middle.
Submitted by:
Did you hear the news that Willie Nelson died last night?
Yeah I heard he was hit by a car, he was playing On the Road Again!
Submitted by:
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: The Red-headed Stranger. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Shotgun Willie . Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"The Dukes of Hazzard"He can't sing or act. Wow. How did he get on T.V.? - Jessie W.

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Wooly NelsonHe getting to be a little sheepish, isn't he?Cowboy

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"On The Hoe Again""On The Road Again"Mark
"You're Always On My Behind""You Were Always On My Mind"Eileen Overstreet
"On the Phone Again""On the Road Again"DarkJon64

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Seasons Of My Heart,"Hearts don't contain seasons.Yvette Bristle
"Whiskey River,"No river is made of whiskeyPenelope Beckinsale

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Cars," Gary Numan"On The Road Again," Willie Nelson
"Where Am I Going?," Barbra Streisand"On The Road Again," Willie Nelson
"There's Something On Your Mind," Bobby Marchan"Always On My Mind," Willie Nelson
"Thinking Of You," Sarah Vaughan"Always On My Mind," Willie Nelson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Pancho And Left" originally "Pancho And Lefty"
Lorraine Thoanjer
"Are You Sue?" originally "Are You Sure?"
Candy Welty
"On The Road Gain" originally "On The Road Again"
That happens when you sit that long.
Peter
"On The Rod Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Millie Verst

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Blue Eyes Crying In The Drain" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Blue Eyes Crying In The Train" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Blue Eyes Crying In The Grain" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Alyssa Jayne
"Mamas,Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Beg Cowboys" originally "Mamas,Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys"
Meg Owens
"Own The Road Again" originally "On The Road Again"
michelle (hell In mice)

Change a Letter:

"Are You Sore?" originally "Are You Sure?"
Candy Welty
"On The Roam Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Peter
"In The Road Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Someone got drunk when they were paving?
Peter
"Whisker River" originally "Whiskey River"
Deirdre Collins
"On The Read Again" originally "On The Road Again"
Glad to see Nelson visiting his local library.
Calop

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Sep 9
a parody of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson
72 yrs old + 5.5 yrs POW + 4 rounds of the Big C = An Older Man..... pay attention to his #2.....
soundclick.com: (Mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"On the Road Again ""Rocky Road Again"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again ""Down This Road Again"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""The Latest Youth Trends"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""I Been Toadyin’"John A. Barry
"On the Road Again""The Oculorum"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""Mel to Anderson"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""Weiner Sexts Again"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""Hillary On the Mend?"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""Story to Defend"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"On the Road Again""'Nother Load Again"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Georgia On My MindGeorgia Tourism BoardTuneman84

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Blue Eyes Crying In The RainHurricane ReliefAllie
On The Road AgainTravel Agentbob wiley
City Of New OrleansBaton Rouge Chamber of CommerceBig Mark
Whiskey RiverAlcoholics Anonymouscrazydon

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let Me Be The River
   Willie Nile
Whiskey River
   Willie Nelson
Let Me Be The Whiskey River
Duo could be called "The Willies"!
Ashley Michelle McGowan
Sky Pilot
   The Animals
Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground
   Willie Nelson
Sky Pilot Flying Too Close To The Ground
(Not Yet) Pope Francis II
Send Me An Angel
   Real Life
Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground
   Willie Nelson
Send Me An Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground
Edward
Oh, Pretty Woman
   Roy Orbison
Pretty Paper
   Willie Nelson
Oh, Pretty Paper Woman
A real duet this time.
Renee Keener
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Ozzy Nelson
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Willie Nelson
Old time tv star.
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Little Willie Nelson
The Little Willies combined with Willie Nelson
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Wet Willy Nelson
Wet Willy combined with Willie Nelson
Submitted By: rocky
Willie Nelson Riddle
Willie Nelson combined with Nelson Riddle
Submitted By: Gus

Misheard Lyrics:

"On The Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of Dipsys weagle down the highway!
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway!
"Always on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said undone
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
"On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got five others making music with my friends
Original Lyrics:
The life I love is making music with my friends
"Always on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little things I should have said it Don.
Original Lyrics:
Little things I should have said and done.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuleside carol.
Original Lyrics:
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Rachel Blattington

This should be an entirely legitimate misheard lyric to cite, as the first time I heard this sung by Willie Nelson, it sure sounded like he said 'Yuleside'. I must have misheard that, I told myself. It wouldn't make sense, and 'Yuleside' isn't even a word, is it? But on listening to it again and again, I have increasing trouble believing that he didn't actually SING 'Yuleside'. If so, it reminds me that Willie is a well-known pot-smoker and makes me wonder if he might have had just a bit too much of it when he sang this. But still, this has the form of a misheard lyric, and we should give him the benefit of any doubt and assume it really IS a misheard lyric, not a missung one!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"On The Road Again"
Better Lyrics:
Back to Bennigan's
Just can't wait to get back to Bennigan's
The life I love is havin' cocktails with my friends
So we go to Happy Hour at Bennigan's
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Submitted by: Chris Caillouet
"On the Road Again"
Better Lyrics:
On the phone again
Just can't wait to get on the phone again
You know I love it when I'm texting with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the phone again

On the phone again
While I take my car out for a spin
Sending photos of the traffic that I'm in
And I can't wait to [[CRASH]]
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again
The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again

On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Submitted by: Rex Ungericht
"On the Road Again"
Better Lyrics:
Saga of Zimmerman
He's goin' back to jail for lyin'
Fiscal situation, his wife's joinin' him
Got a judge whose patience wore thin
Original Lyrics:
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional parody fragments available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Last Stand in Open Country"
The Lyrics:
I was looking for America in a western movie
I saw Pike Bishop stridin' through aqua verde
He was heading down that dusty path
Who They Mention:
Pike Bishop - William Holden's character in the movie "The Wild Bunch"
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Ole Buttermilk Sky"
Opening Lines:
Ole buttermilk sky, I'm keeping my eye peeled on you
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Have I Told You Lately That I Love You?"
Opening Lines:
Have I told you lately that I love you? Could I tell you once again somehow?
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Sittin' Gin Limbo" originally "Sitting In Limbo"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Sittin' Gin Limbo" originally "Sitting In Limbo"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Is Land In The Sea" originally "Island In The Sea"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Senile Ill Now Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Song Title Acrostics:

HAM: "Half A Man"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Sunny How Time Flips Away" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Rick O'Shea
"Blue Ryes Eyeing In The Crane" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Blue Ryes Eyeing In The Crane" originally "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Funny How Slime Tips Away" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Funny How Time Whips A Sleigh" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Nellie Wilson originally "Willie Nelson"
Submitted by: ron maloney

Crime Records:

"Tax evasion"
In addition to losing much of his properties, Nelson recorded an album ("The IRS Tapes: Who'll Buy My Memories") solely to pay back his past due taxes and fines, nearly $16 million by some accounts. (He's also been busted for marijuana and hallucinogenic mushroom possession.)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

Missing Parts:

"16 Biggest Hits, Vol. I"
How can you have two volumes of biggest hits?
Submitted by: JC Foster

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