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Album cover parody of Ten by Girls Aloud
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Stupid Band Names:

  • could they not spell "allowed"? or was this to make people think they play loud music Submitted by: mark

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Girls AllowedBet their name's been mistaken for this homonym.Lucy Crosland

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Journey Down My Loo""Something Kinda Ooh"nevergonnaknow
"All Our Songs Are Poo""Something Kinda Ooh"nevergonnaknow
"Something On My Shoe (Toilet Paper)""Something Kinda Ooh"nevergonnaknow
"You're Paranoid""Sounds Of The Underground"nik

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Love Machine,"No such machine ever existedNK

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Music Is The Key," Sarah Connor"Love Is The Key," Girls Aloud
"Sailing," Christopher Cross"Girl Overboard," Girls Aloud
"Rock The Boat," The Hues Corporation"Girl Overboard," Girls Aloud
"Take A Fool's Advice," Nat King Cole"No Good Advice," Girls Aloud
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Call The Sots" originally "Call The Shots"
Naomi Swanson
"All The Shots" originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Call The Shouts" originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Call The Shoats" originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Call The Shoots" originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins

Change a Letter:

"Call The Shows" originally "Call The Shots"
Samantha Wayland
"Can't Speak Wrench" originally "Can't Speak French"
Shucks! Can't talk to the wrenches.
Samantha Wayland
"Call The Shoes" originally "Call The Shots"
Fine, but I don't think they'll answer!
Kerianne Hopkins
"Call The Spots" originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Call The Shops" originally "Call The Shots"
Kerianne Hopkins

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"The Promise""The Appreciation"Johnny Nguyen
"Here We Go (Totally Spies theme song)""Eep! I'm Broke"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Jump""2009 Sprint Cup Silly Season in 3 Minutes and 44 Seconds"Jay Jianoran
"Love Machine""Whore Machine"Cait Sith
"Sound of the Underground""Sound Of The Talentless Girls"Whats an Author
"Jump (For My Love)""Burp (For Your Lunch)"Phil Attwood
"Sound of the Underground""Thoughts"Genesis
"Sound of the Underground""(Looking) Down on the Underground"Jim A

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Love MachinePhone Sex AgenciesCait Sith
Wake Me UpAlarm ClocksJosh 2

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Love MachineProstitute HotlineAnnni

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Soul Sound
   Sugababes
Sound of the Underground
   Girls Aloud
Soul Sound of the Underground
Stompgal
Life Got Cold
   Girls Aloud
Shiver
   Natalie Imbruglia
I Shiver, 'Cos Life Got Cold!
Similar backings and relevant titles.
sonikal

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Jones Girls Aloud
The Jones Girls combined with Girls Aloud
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Mary Jane Girls Aloud
Mary Jane Girls combined with Girls Aloud
Submitted By: Candy Welty
The Cover Girls Aloud
The Cover Girls combined with Girls Aloud
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Boy Meets Girls Aloud
Boy Meets Girl combined with Girls Aloud
Submitted By: Candy Welty

There are additional Girls Aloud Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Call The Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're wetting the bed and call the shots now.
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're raising the bets and call the shots now.
"Life Got Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't believe that "war heroes" are heroes any more...
Original Lyrics:
I don't believe in Romeos or heroes anymore
"Call The Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're great in the bed
You call the shots now.
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're raising the bets
And call the shots
"Untouchable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware of the dog
Original Lyrics:
They wait at the door
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Call The Shots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're great in the bed you call the shots now.
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause you're raising the bets
And call the shots

Story about this misheard lyric by: theboydave

I questioned this lyric to my brother and said that thats a weird thing to sing and he corrected me. My brother did agree my version is better.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"St. Trinian's Chant"
Better Lyrics:
(A protest song against the Aspie supremacists on a certain website)
We are the best, so screw the rest
We kill who we damn well please
Never an end, Aspergians
Creators of anarchy
Original Lyrics:
We are the best, so screw the rest
We do as we damn well please
Until the end, St. Trinians
Defenders of anarchy
Submitted by: Sheogorath

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"The Show"
The Funny Lyrics:
I won't (ooh), unless you want me to
I want (you), get in the queue
Why They're Funny:
At least the girls are living up to the popular scathing gibes if these few lines are anything to go by. Sounds like Cheryl Tweedy's heading a slapper convention and it's had some hyper-positive response!
Submitted by: Missy Bass
"No Good Advice"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't need to count those dirty sheep!
Why They're Funny:
This line just cracks me up. I mean, why are they dirty? Are they showing off their bums or something?
Submitted by: jade

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Sound Of The Underground"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The sound of the underground
The beat of the drum goes round and around
Into the overflow
Where the girls get down to the sound of the radio
Why They're Nonsensical:
Have they ever been on the London Underground? The only sounds you hear there are announcements saying the trains are late and buskers playing a variety of musical instruments! What underground do they use?????
Submitted by: Carl
"Sound Of The Underground"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't know what is taking me higher.
It's the static from the floor below
Why They're Nonsensical:
First she says she doesn't know what is 'taking her higher' but then clearly states it's the static from the floor below. This seems like fridge logic! But then again the whole song is strange.
Submitted by: Melissa
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"No Good Advice"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm already wasted
Why They're Insincere:
They're trying to sound like they're wild and really mad fer it, but they're just a lot of sad little girls really.
Submitted by: freakish_cat
"No Good Advice"
The Insincere Lyrics:
No i dont need no beauty sleep
Why They're Insincere:
insecure, love?????
Submitted by: foxy_cleopatra

Song Title Space Change:

"Girl Over Board" originally "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

L.A. Girls Duo Submitted by: Richard
Could work, if two of them moved to Los Angeles.
Loud As Girl Submitted by: Bambi (one with a gall bladder)
Dial Or Slug Submitted by: Leah
U Ragi Dolls Submitted by: Simon Roberts

Song Title Anagrams:

"Bird Valor Ogre" originally "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Harry Truman Capote
"Rob A Gird Lover" originally "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Harry Truman Capote
"Boar Grid Lover" originally "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Harry Truman Capote
"Boar Gird Lover" originally "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Harry Truman Capote
"Rob Drove A Girl" originally "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

GO: "Girl Overboard"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Shawl The Cots" originally "Call The Shots"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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