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Band Name Origins:
- Originally called Faith No Man. After firing one of their first lead singers (Mike Morris AKA "The Man") they changed their name to Faith No More seeing as "The Man" was essentially "no more." Submitted by: Just a Fan
- The band was named "Faith No More" after a greyhound they had placed a bet on at the track. They were called this 3 years before Chuck Mosely joined (around 1980). Mosely was fired in 1988. -- Submitter Dr Faustus is mostly incorrect on all, even Mosely's spelling, and only correct in that they did actually go through many singers from 1980 - 1983. Source = "Encyclopedia Of Rock" by Rees & Crampton. Thanks, Mike G. Submitted by: Mike G
Stupid Band Names:
- No more faith in what? No more faith in anything? Is this a command? Are we to have no more faith in them? Submitted by: brainstem
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Farmer" | Dude grows giant pumpkins. - Bass Dork |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Epic" | What...is...it? Video is famous for the "fish out of water" scene at the end. - Bud Hoffman |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Faith No Less | Changing the last word to its opposite. | Scott |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Mid-Sized Chrysler" | "Mid-Life Crisis" | newrock |
| "Midwife Crisis" | "Mid-Life Crisis" | rock |
| "Surprise! You're bread!" | "Surprise! You're dead!" | Boomer |
| "Pulp Fiction" | "Epic" | newrock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Edge Of The World," | The world has no edges, it is round. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Edge Of The World," | The Earth is spherical, so it has no edges. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Woodpecker From Mars," | Mars has no birds of any kind. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Surprise! You're Dead," | The dead can't be surprised. | Heather Brockwell |
| "Last Cup Of Sorrow," | Sorrow isn't a beverage. | Rip Jeans |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Don't Care," Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber | "We Care A Lot," Faith No More | |
| "Venus Loon," T Rex | "Woodpecker From Mars," Faith No More | |
| "Civil War," Guns N' Roses | "Epic," Faith No More | |
| "Vehicle," The Ides Of March | "RV," Faith No More | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"We Are A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
...(comparative verb) than you think.
Jim Raveling
"Pic" originally "Epic"
Short for "picture".
Serafina
"Epi" originally "Epic"
As in epidermis.
Rock Maninoff
"Tripsearch" originally "Stripsearch"
Looking for a vacation destination?
Josh
"Just A Ma" originally "Just A Man"
Cynthia Avery
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wedge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Sedge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Ledge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"Hedge Of The World" originally "Edge Of The World"
Yvette Bristle
"The Perfect Crimea" originally "The Perfect Crime"
Kelly Blythe
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"UV" originally "RV"
as in Ultraviolet
Max E. Padd
"XV" originally "RV"
Roman numeral for 15
Max E. Padd
"RC" originally "RV"
Radio-controlled
Max E. Padd
"RN" originally "RV"
Abbreviation for Registered Nurse.
Skippy
"WV" originally "RV"
Postal code for West Virginia
Skippy
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
May 10
a parody of "Epic" by Faith No More
A semi-Gregorian chant rendition of the Bugs Bunny Theme, followed by an epic parody of "Epic" on the same topic. This is my parody lyrics first written in 1988 & recorded in the 90s,, not my revision done at http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/faithnomore6.shtml
YouTube: (cassette)
Nov 25
a parody of "Epic" by Faith No More
An Epic version of the holiday classic
Reverbnation: (Mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Epic" | "Brexit" | Van S A'Parody |
| "Caffeine" | "Yes Day" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Epic" | "Brexit" | Grandpa |
| "Epic" | "Brexit" | Rik Goldsmith |
| "Midlife Crisis" | "Lorena Bobbit's Midlife Crisis" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Ricochet" | "Rainy Day" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Epic" | "What's Epic, Doc? (Artistry Version)" | Agrimorfee |
| "Epic" | "What a Dick (Morris)" | Hu's On First |
| "Stripsearch" | "Soul Search" | Red Ant |
| "Midlife Crisis" | "Mel's Life Crisis" | BabyRuth |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Last Cup of Sorrow | Cup of Noodles | MOR |
| Last Cup of Sorrow | Campbell's Cup of Soup | MOR |
| Last Cup of Sorrow | Maxwell House Coffee | MOR |
| Naked In Front Of The Computer | Dell Computers | Eric Andrews |
| Epic | Any Long Miniseries | newrock |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Epic | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | rocky |
| Take This Bottle | Alcoholics Anonymous | Josh Bain |
| Mid Life Crisis | White House | old |
| Mid Life Crisis | Rush Limbaugh Radio Show | old |
| Midlife Crisis | NOW/Feminine Napkins | rocky |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Tokyo Rose Idle Eyes | From Out Of Nowhere Faith No More | Tokyo Rose From Out Of Nowhere | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| God Must Be A Cowboy Dan Seals | Midnight Cowboy Faith No More | God Must Be A Midnight Cowboy | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
| Dawn Of The Battle Manowar | Epic Faith No More | Dawn Of The Epic Battle | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| I Love You Because Jim Reeves | Surprise! You're Dead Faith No More | Surprise! I Love You Because You're Dead | Josh |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Para-faith No More
Paramore combined with Faith No More
Submitted By: Opie M.
Adam Faith No More
Adam Faith combined with Faith No More
Submitted By: Janice Ferrell
Percy Faith No More
Percy Faith combined with Faith No More
Submitted By: signawaiver
Paloma Faith No More
Paloma Faith combined with Faith No More
What does that even mean?!
Submitted By: Crafthead
There are additional Faith No More Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Epic"
Misheard Lyrics: What…is…this? BULLS***! S S (pronounced like ESS ESS) BULLS***!! S S BULLS***!! S S
Original Lyrics: What…is…it? It's it! What is it? It's it! What is it? It's it! What is it? It's it!
| "Falling to Pieces"
Misheard Lyrics: Because I'm somewhere in between
My love and my anger needs Original Lyrics: Because I'm somewhere in between
My love and my agony |
"Epic"
Misheard Lyrics: Trix are for kids you silly wabbit.
Original Lyrics: It's in your face but you can't grab it
| "Everything's Ruined"
Misheard Lyrics: But then they want to...know
Original Lyrics: A penny won't do, no
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Epic"
Misheard Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have you?
Original Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have it.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Wisnu Aji This is the surrealist music video ever in the world! One of the surrealist music video ever because I dreaming in the new music video it feature a city where young boys, cute girls, and childrens live in that city is being crush by the animals after their jungles are broken by the peoples who don't care with the environmental. That city is the main cover in this single that also featuring Mike Patton singing jumping like fish jumping from water into the land. Comfortably, the lyrics of this song which was the band wrote is written about how peoples want everything such as chicken noodle, meatballs, fried rice, chicken soup, fried chicken, etc. but peoples can't have it at all. |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Epic"
The Funny Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it. Why They're Funny: If it's right in front of you, What makes it impossible to grab? Is "it" something that is simply intangible?
Submitted by: Daniel L
| "Epic"
The Funny Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have it.
Why They're Funny: Well duh! Not everyone can get what they want.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Epic"
The Repetitive Lyrics: It's it. What is it?
Why They're Repetitive: For like, a quarter of the entire song, these lines are sung throughout it, I mean fine we get the point already, it is it, stop asking.
Submitted by: hamp
| "Midlife Crisis"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You're perfect, yes it's true
But without me, you're only you (you're only) Your menstruating heart It ain't beating enough for two. Why They're Repetitive: Believe me, I don't want anything about menstruation repeated more than once.
Submitted by: rocky
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Epic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: You want it all but you can't have it.
It's in your face but you can't grab it. Why They're Nonsensical: What exactly is in their faces that they can't grab it? This is the entire chorus.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Death March"
The Dated Lyrics: "Can I get a Transfer, man? Ninety-five cents?! F*** you, I'll skate to the beach!"
Why They're Dated: $.95 for a bus transfer sounds like a steal nowadays.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
| "We Care A Lot"
The Dated Lyrics: We care a lot about the NASA shuttle falling in the sea.
Why They're Dated: The last NASA shuttle was retired from space travel in 2011. This a strange instance where a newer version of a song's lyrics are more dated than the older version. The original version, which was the title track to the bands 1985 debut album, contains the line "We care a lot about Los Angeles falling in the sea," which is more relevant to today (and gains more prominence with each passing year). This newer version was re-written and re-recorded on the band's "Introduce Yourself" album in 1987 (and was the band's first single and video).
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"The Real Thing"
The Dirty Lyrics: It's like the pattern below the skin. You gotta reach out and pull it all in. And you feel like you're too close, so you swallow another dose. The pinnacle of happiness Filling up your soul. You don't think you can take any more, you never wanna let go. ............. Try to hold on just a little longer, longer, stronger, stronger. It's the jewel of victory, the chams of misery. And once you have bitten the core, you will always know the flavor. The split secod of divinity, you drink up the sky. All of heaven is in your arms, you know the reason why....
Why They're Dirty: The "Real Thing" is sex as opposed to just masturbating. I could put the whole song here, but it's a really long song and it would take up too much space.
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
| "Epic"
The Dirty Lyrics: You can touch it, feel it, taste it so sweet, but it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet! ............ It's crying, bleedin', lyin' on the floor so you lay down on it and you do it some more. .......... It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin, it's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win. It's daft, it's moist, it's a bitter pain. It's sad, it's happy, and it's insane!
Why They're Dirty: The whole song is about sex/losing your virginity. When played live, Mike Patton would substitute, "You lay down on it and you f*** it some more!"
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Surprise! Your Dead"
The Lyrics: Surprise! you're dead!
Ha ha! open your eyes See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it When you were alive and when you were in love And when I took it from you! Why: This chaotic song is telling me that I just got murdered. What makes it more scary is the tone and accent he says it in and the song fits the mood
Submitted by: Clever Name
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Song Title Space Change:
"Epic (What I Sit)" originally "Epic (What Is It)"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
Mother Of Nia Submitted by: Rachel
Mother Of Ian Submitted by: Rachel
Aim Of Throne Submitted by: Alexis
I Hate No Form Submitted by: Alexis
Hoof Raiment Submitted by: Andy Gibb's Free Energy
Not too convenient for a hoof to wear anything!
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"We Race A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Nicole
"We Ate Carol" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez
"We Eat Carol" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Selena Stopmez
"Cat Wore Ale" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Raw Toe, Alec" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
JAM: "Just A Man"
Submitted by: Millie Verst
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Key Wear A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"Key Wear A Lot" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"Lee, Wear A Cot" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"We Air A Clot" originally "We Care A Lot"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"Ding for a K" originally "King for a Day"
Submitted by: B1982
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Epic"
2013 animated adventure
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
"Ricochet"
1991 movie with Denzel Washington & John Lithgow
Submitted by: Opie M.
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"We Care A Lot"
The Lyrics: We care a lot about Transformers 'cause they're more than meets the eye.
Why: The cartoon series "Transformers".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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