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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with E

"E Eats Everything," They Might Be GiantsLetters of the alphabet don't eat anything.Yvette Bristle
"E-mail My Heart," Britney SpearsHow can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem?Diddims
"Each Dawn I Die," Laughing HyenasYou can only die once.The Mole
"Each Word's A Beat Of My Heart," Mink DeVilleWords aren't heartbeats.Yvette Bristle
"Earache My Eye," Cheech & ChongEarache is not a verb.Doug Unfunny
"Ears Of Tin," Jethro TullBody parts aren't made of tin.Yvette Bristle
"Earth Angel," PenguinsAngels are in heaven.Peter
"Earth Calling," HawkwindI'd like to know what it has to sayMSG
"The Earth Dies Screaming," UB40It's not alive&can't scream or have death sung of Sheila Evans
"The Earth Is The Sky," Tom VerlaineThey are two different things.Yvette Bristle
"The Earth's Rotation Around The Sun," WolfmotherEarth REVOLVES around Sun; rotates about own axis.Heather Brockwell
"Earthquake In My Heart," The Salmas BrothersEarthquakes occur in the earth, not in a heart.Yvette Bristle
"East Jesus Nowhere," Green Dayif Jesus is East, how can he be nowhere?Evan
"East Of Nowhere," The Roy Meriwether Trio"Nowhere" is not a place.Yvette Bristle
"Easy Rider (Let The Wind Pay The Way)," Iron ButterflyThe wind can't pay.Candy Welty
"Eat My Shorts," Rick DeesI don't think clothing is edible.Lance Crackers
"Eat That Question," Frank ZappaWhat's it taste like?überRegenbogen
"Eat The Music," Kate BushA person cannot eat music.Sheila Oh
"Eat To The Beat," BlondieThe act of eating is not that precise.Peter
"Eat Your Heart Out," DioA contortionist might try, but not live to succeedEdyth Bowen
"Ebony Eyes," Bob WelchIf your eyes were made of ebony, you'd be blind!Glenn
"Echoes Of Love," The Doobie BrothersLove has no sound, so no echoes.Yvette Bristle
"The Echoing Green," Cause And EffectColors don't echo.Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of A Broken Heart," VixenA broken heart has no edgeSamantha Wasp
"The Edge Of A Dream," Minnie RipertonDreams have no edges.Yvette Bristle
"Edge of Destruction," Machine Gun KellyDestruction does not have an edge.Chris Chendo
"The Edge Of Glory," Lady GagaGlory does not not have an edge.Saran Rapp
"Edge Of Goodbye," Steel MagnoliaGoodbyes don't have edges.Yvette Bristle
"The Edge Of Heaven," Wham!Even if it was there how would you find it?Peter
"Edge Of Love," Mindy SmithLove is an emotion and has no edges.Yvette Bristle
"The Edge Of Love," Stacey QLove is an emotion and has no edges.Yvette Bristle
"The Edge Of Night," Carrie LucasThe night has no edge.Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of Seventeen," Stevie NicksNumbers, or ages of people, don't have edges.Peter
"Edge Of The World," Faith No MoreThe Earth is spherical, so it has no edges.Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of The World," Faith No MoreThe world has no edges, it is round.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Eggplant That Ate Chicago," Dr West's Medicine Show & Junk BandEnough SaidMCSEMan23
"Ego Painted Grey," Angra weird kid106
"Eight Days A Week," The BeatlesSince when did the week add an extra day?Diddims
"Eight Days A Week," The Beatles Heather Brockwell
"Eight Days A Week," The BeatlesThere are only seven days in a week.Micky
"El Dorado To The Moon," Michael NesmithNASA hasn't developed the technology yet.Rip Jeans
"Elastic Heart," SiaHearts are not elastic.Isac
"Elderberry Wine," Elton JohnTechnically, true wine is made only from grapes.Bridget Andrews
"Electric Avenue," Eddy GrantRoadways don't depend on electricityIsac
"Electric Bird," Siano real birds are electric.Heather Brockwell
"Electric Crown," TestamentCrowns are not electric.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Electric Eye," Judas PriestAn eye does not depend on electricity.normal adult999
"Electric Fires," Mystery JetsFires don't depend on electricity.Yvette Bristle
"Electric Funeral," Black SabbathFunerals do not depend on electricityChazm
"Electric Gypsy," L.A. GunsGypsy people aren't powered by electricity.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Electric Kiss," Lady GagaKisses don't depend on electricity.Yvette Bristle
"Electric Love," BornsLove does not have electricity.Odie Garfield
"Electric Love," CinderellaLove doesn't depend on electricity.Yvette Bristle
"Electric Stories," The 4 SeasonsStories don't depend on electricity.Candy Welty
"Electric Tears," HawkwindTears don't depend on electricity.Yvette Bristle
"Electric Youth," Debbie GibsonPeople are not able to conduct electricity.Sheila Oh
"Electricland," Bad CompanyThere's no such place.Dow Jones Gaines
"Elegia," New Order"Elegia" isn't even a word. Look it up. Rad
"Elephant Woman," Blonde RedheadThere's no such hybrid beast.Heather Brockwell
"Elf Tower New Mexico," Coheed And CambriaNo elves. No towers FOR elves.Katy
"Elvis Is Everywhere," Mojo NixonAlive or dead -- either way he can't be everywhereKirsten Abercrombie
"Embrace Of The Endless Ocean," Amon AmarthOceans aren't endless.Yvette Bristle
"Embracing The Sunshine," BTGood luck with that one - it might hurt a bit!Garry Davenport
"Empty Beach," Tricia Leigh FisherBeaches have sand, so they aren't empty.Yvette Bristle
"Empty Bed Blues," Carmen McRaeFurniture has no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Empty Crowded Room," Tony DouglasA crowded room is full, not empty.Yvette Bristle
"Empty Crowded Room," Tony DouglasSelf-contradictory.Chowder
"Empty Heart," Lon McCallisterHearts aren't empty.Yvette Bristle
"Empty Pocket Blues," The Incredible String BandPockets don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"The End Has No End," The StrokesSo why do they call it the end?Ned Riley
"The End Is The Beginning Is The End," Smashing PumpkinsWait! Is the end the beginning or is it the end?Carol
"The End Of Asia," Yellow Magic OrchestraAsia (the continent) still exists.Yvette Bristle
"The End of Everything," Chris IsaakThere will always be an existing thing.JohnHowarth
"End Of Romanticism," Spyro GyraRomanticism exists.Yvette Bristle
"End of the Beginning," 30 Seconds To MarsI sense another oxymoron here.Lizzie
"The End Of The Innocence ," Don HenleyThere will always be innocent people or things.Peter
"End Of The World," Skeeter DavisThe world did not end in 1962!Peter
"The End Of The World," The Living EndWouldn't you fall off the planet?Jake
"End Of Time," BrotherhoodTime has no end.Yvette Bristle
"Endless Love," Diana Ross & Lionel RitchieLove ends when the lovers die.Yvette Bristle
"Endless Memories," The PackersMemories must end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Endless Nights," Eddie MoneyNights don't last forever.Candy Welty
"Endless Rain," XThe rain must end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Endless Summer," Daniel AmosSummer only lasts for 3 monthsHarlow
"Endless Summer," The VenturesSummer ends when autumn begins.Yvette Bristle
"Endless Summer Nights," Richard MarxNights aren't endless, even in summerChris
"Endless Summer Vacations," Miley Cyrus Summer vacations must end when school starts.JohnHowarth
"Endless Wire," Gordon LightfootAll wires have ends.Yvette Bristle
"English Sunset," The Moody BluesWhat next? American Sunrise!?Chowder
"Enough Is Never Enough," GarbageEnough *is* enough, by definition.Heather Brockwell
"Enter Sandman," MetallicaThere no such thing as a Sandmanmister x
"Erase the Pain," Indigo GirlsYou can't really 'erase' pain.Chris Chendo
"Erotic City," PrinceThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Eternal Flame," The BanglesYou gotta have an eternal fuel supply…crazydon
"Eternal Rhythm," Don CherryIt will have to end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Eternal Rise of the Sun," AnathemaSun only rises once a day.weird kid106
"Euro Trash Girl," CrackerNo girl is literally made of trash.Lefty Lucy
"Ev'rybody Wants To Be A Cat," 'The Aristocats' SoundtrackI don't!Yvette Bristle
"Even Dead Things Can Feel Your Love," Petter Carlsen'Things' can't feel.Yvette Bristle
"Even The Man In The Moon Is Cryin'," Mark CollieThere's no man there, nor water to make tears.Beverly Stiles
"Even The Scars Forget the Wounds," Gruvis MaltScars can't remember or forget anything.Taylor Dadsen
"Evening Blues," Carmen McRaePeriods of the day don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Ever Lovin' Fingers," Jimmy BowenFingers don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Everlasting Butterfly," Paul Brett's SageLiving things don't last forever.Yvette Bristle
"Everlasting Night," MaloNight ends when daylight begins.Yvette Bristle
"Everlasting Pain," DeadlockThe pain must end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Hurts," Sad CafeTime periods don't actually feel pain or pleasure.Peter
"Every Day Is A Winding Road," Sheryl CrowDays aren't roads.Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Is A Winding Road," Sheryl CrowAnother long road!Larcen Tyler
"Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie CaillatSorry, it's only December 25th.Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie CaillatChristmas only comes ONCE a year, Colbie!Isac
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same," Nine Inch NailsEvery Day is completely differentAlan the Ottoman
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same," Nine Inch NailsThere is no way every day can be exactly the same.Borse
"Every Day Is Halloween," MinistryNo. Only October 31st is.Cassandra
"Every Day Is Halloween," MinistryNot so, even if some dress like it were.Carmen Mistletoe
"Every Day Will Be Like A Holiday," Byron LeeMost days aren't like holidays.Yvette Bristle
"Every Day's A Saturday," Elemeno PIf onlyTony
"Every Hot Girl Is A Rockstar," Paul GilbertNearly all of them are not.Yvette Bristle
"Every Iceberg Is Afire," Sky Cries MaryIce is not flammable.Heather Brockwell
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic," The PoliceIs it magic when she passes gas?nobody
"Every Night Is A Lifetime," Guy MitchellA night is much shorter than most lifetimes.Yvette Bristle
"Every Planet We Reach Is Dead," Gorillaza planet is not a life formnoah
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall," ColdplayIt takes a lot more water to make a waterfall.Heather Brockwell
"Every Word Means No," Let's ActiveMost words don't.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Hates," Adequate SevenNot everyone has hate.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Have Fun Tonight," Wang ChungEverybody in the world can't have fun @ same time.Peter Dick
"Everybody Hurts," R.E.M.Not everybody, all the time.Peter
"Everybody Is A Masterpiece," Three Dog NightUhm, no.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Is A Star," Sly & The Family StoneIn no sense of word "star" can EVERYBODY be one.Karen Smith
"Everybody Just Wants to Dance," Kris AllenNot everyoneMae
"Everybody Knows," Leonard CohenNot everyone can know a particular fact.Paul Bear
"Everybody Knows Matilda," Duke BaxterNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere," Neil YoungIt's some location, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night," The FratellisNot everyone knows.Winter Pepper
"Everybody Likes To Cha Cha Cha," Sam CookeSome people don't like dancing at all.Candy Welty
"Everybody Loves A Clown," Gary Lewis & The PlayboysNot quite everybodyMicky
"Everybody Loves A Lover," Doris DayThere are some people that hate lovers.Sheila Oh
"Everybody Loves A Nut," Johnny CashExcept for those with allergies.Peter
"Everybody Loves A Winner," William BellEven the opponents the winner defeated?Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Loves Me, Baby," Don McLeanI doubt it!Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Loves The Sunshine," Tom BrowneNot everyone.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Needs A Hammer," Willie NileNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Needs Somebody To Love," Solomon BurkeNot necessarily.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Plays The Fool," Aaron NevilleIf that's the case, nobody would be smart!Larcen Tyler
"Everybody Saw You," Ruby AndrewsEven those who are blind?Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Talks," Neon TreesNot everyone is capable of speaking.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Wants Me," The Pigeon DetectivesNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven," Kenny ChesneyYou can't go to heaven until you dieChristy McDaniel
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For FearsNot true - because I don't, for a start!Garry Davenport
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For FearsIf that was true then I'd be ruler of the world.Celeste
"Everybody Wants You," Billy SquierNot quite everybodyAndy the Bee
"Everybody Was Wrong," Mason ProffitSomeone has to be right.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's A Masterpiece," Leroy HutsonNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's A Star (Starmaker)," The KinksNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's A Victim," The ProclaimersNot if they're very careful.Brit Boxx
"Everybody's Alone," Neil YoungMost people are not.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Breaking Up," Billy PaulMany people stay together.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Carried Away," Earl KingNope - not all of the billions of people.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Crazy," NasNo. Most people are not.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Everything," SantanaThat's not true!Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Gonna Be Happy," Queens Of The Stone AgeSome people aren't happy.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Got A Home," Roy HamiltonNo, sadly some people are homeless.Karen Smith
"Everybody's Got A Song But Me," Curtis ChampionCurtis DOES have a song - this one.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Had The Blues," Merle HaggardNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays," The BuzzcocksUnfortunately, some are unhappy.Karen Smith
"Everybody's Mad At Katherine," The CretonesMost people don't even know her.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's My Friend," KansasNo one knows everyone in the world.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Reaching Out For Someone," Glenn YarbroughNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Rich But Us," Glenn YarbroughMany people aren't rich.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Singin' Love Songs," Sweet ThunderNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Somebody's Fool," Connie FrancisNot necessarily.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Twistin'," Frank SinatraNot everybody.Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Wrong," Glenn YarbroughMany people are not.Yvette Bristle
"Everyday I Die," Insane Clown PosseYou die only once.Yvette Bristle
"Everyday I Write The Book," Elvis CostelloHe writes the same book every day?Peter
"Everyday Is A Winding Road," Sheryl CrowBut don't try to drive on that day.George Straitjacket
"Everyday It's 1989," Moby1989 was many years ago.Jonathan S.
"Everyday Sunshine," FishboneNot every day has sunshine.Paul Bear
"Everyone Is Gonna Love Me Now," Ingrid MichaelsonNot everyone.Yvette Bristle
"Everyone Was There," Bob KayliEveryone can't be in the same place simultaneouslyYvette Bristle
"Everyone's A Winner," Hot ChocolateI wish. There are some losers.John Lee Slicer
"Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan KingOnly a few people have been since song came outKaren Smith
"Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King Heather Brockwell
"Everything Burns," Ben MoodyNot everything can burn....water can'tLayne
"Everything Burns," AnastaciaNot everything is flammable.Penelope Beckinsale
"Everything Changes," Take ThatSome things remain the same.Yvette Bristle
"Everything For Free," K's ChoiceMost things cost money.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Goes," Natalie ImbrugliaNo, some things stay.Heather Brockwell
"Everything Good Is Bad," 100 Proof Aged In SoulGood things are not bad.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Happens To Me," Frank SinatraNot everything.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Has Its Point," Rival SchoolsSome things are pointless.Yvette Bristle
"Everything I Do Is Wrong," Roy MiltonNot EVERYthing! You must do something right!Yvette Bristle
"Everything I Touch Turns To Tears," Brian PooleI doubt it!Yvette Bristle
"Everything In My Heart," Corey HartA person's heart doesn't contain everything.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Automatic," Matthew Good BandNot so! Some things are manual.Peter
"Everything Is Awesome," Tegan and SaraNot EVERYTHING is: hate, death, war, etc.Chowder
"Everything Is Beautiful," Ray StevensSome things aren't beautiful.Odie Garfield
"Everything Is Cool," StyxMany things are cold or warm or hot.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Cool," StyxNot quite - some things are lame.Chowder
"Everything Is Good About You," The LettermenEveryone has something not good about them.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Great," Inner CircleDeath, desease, famine - not great.Garry Davenport
"Everything Is Permitted," Meat LoafSome things are not.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Sunshine," The HolliesDon't be silly. Most things are NOT sunshine.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Wrong," InterpolNot everything in the world is wrongChris Chendo
"Everything Must Change," Paul CarrackSome things stay the same.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Now," Arcade FireYou cannot have everything at the same time.Francis A. Sissy
"Everything Old Is New Again," Barenaked LadiesThe aging process makes this impossible.Joe-Blow
"Everything Put Together Falls Apart," Paul SimonMany things stay together.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Right Is Wrong Again," They Might Be GiantsIs it right or wrong? How can it be wrong again?Arrogant Oriole
"Everything Stops For A Little While," Mel CarterSome things don't stop (such as time).Yvette Bristle
"Everything We Touch Turns Into Gold," EyedressNobody can touch things and turn them into gold.Yvette Bristle
"Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow," FaithlessNot everything. Some things will, others not.Wanda Pierce
"Everything Works If You Let It," Cheap TrickNo. Some things break and must be repaired to workYvette Bristle
"Everything You Know Is Wrong," Weird Al YankovicIf it was true it would be false. It's a Catch-22!Jim
"Everything You Touch Turns To Love," The Sounds Of SunshineI doubt it!Yvette Bristle
"Everything You've Heard Is True," Patrick Moraz & Bill BrufordSome things are false.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Bad," The TossersMany things are not bad.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Blue," Architecture In HelsinkiMany things are not blue.Alyssa Jayne
"Everything's Changed," Billy OceanSome things stay the same.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Changing," Soul SurvivorsSome things remain the same.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Coming Our Way," SantanaNot EVERYthing!Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Coming Up Roses," Ethel MermanHow can that be?Isac
"Everything's Fire," The RavesNo. Otherwise, we'd all be burned and dead.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Gone Green," New OrderMany things are not green.Candy Welty
"Everything's Good," C-BlockSome things are bad.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Not Lost," ColdplaySome things are lostJohnHowarth
"Everything's Right," Matt WertzSome things are wrong.Yvette Bristle
"Everything's The Truth," Marshal CrenshawNo, there are such things as falsehoods.Heather Brockwell
"Everything's Tuesday," Chairmen Of The BoardWhat about the other days of the week?Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Wrong If My Hair Is Wrong," The WaitressesMany things are right, regardless of your hair.Yvette Bristle
"Exactly Like You," Sam CookeNo two people are exactly alike.Yvette Bristle
"Exit Through Carved Stones," GorgorothYou would die before you get even a chip offRathkara
"Expecting To Fly," Buffalo SpringfieldThis explains buffalo wings?Peter
"Explosive Mouth," T RexA mouth cannot be an explosive.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Expressway To Your Heart," Soul SurvivorsUnless you go on a fantastic voyageJD
"Extension of the Wish," Andromeda weird kid106
"Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons ProjectMust be a hurricaneIsac
"Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons ProjectWhere's the rest of the body?beatlebabe
"Eyelid's Mouth," SoundgardenNo eyelid has a mouth.Heather Brockwell
"Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBelleThey're in the FRONT of your head, Patti!Isac
"Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBellePeople don't have this feature.Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Like Leaves," The Incredible String BandEyes don't resemble leaves.Yvette Bristle
"The Eyes Of Fate," The Incredible String BandFate has no eyes.Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Of Fire, Lips Of Wine," The HilltoppersEyes aren't made of fire; lips aren't of wine.Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Of Love," Charles Lloyd QuartetLove is an emotion and has no eyes.Yvette Bristle
"The Eyes Of The Sun," GehennaThe Sun doesn't have eyes.Yvette Bristle
"The Eyes of the World," Balance of PowerThe world itself does not possess eyes.weird kid106
"Eyes That See In The Dark," Kenny RogersNo eyes can see in total darkness.Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Wide Shut ," JLSsorry boys, but eyes can only be wide open A-Lean
"Eyes Without A Face," Billly IdolPerhaps they're in a jar?mandylee

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