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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

Entries Beginning with E

Song/Performer	Comments	Submittor
"E Eats Everything," They Might Be Giants	Letters of the alphabet don't eat anything.	Yvette Bristle
"E-mail My Heart," Britney Spears	How can one e-mail a heart? Hook it up to a modem?	Diddims
"Each Dawn I Die," Laughing Hyenas	You can only die once.	The Mole
"Each Word's A Beat Of My Heart," Mink DeVille	Words aren't heartbeats.	Yvette Bristle
"Earache My Eye," Cheech & Chong	Earache is not a verb.	Doug Unfunny
"Ears Of Tin," Jethro Tull	Body parts aren't made of tin.	Yvette Bristle
"Earth Angel," Penguins	Angels are in heaven.	Peter
"Earth Calling," Hawkwind	I'd like to know what it has to say	MSG
"The Earth Dies Screaming," UB40	It's not alive&can't scream or have death sung of	Sheila Evans
"The Earth Is The Sky," Tom Verlaine	They are two different things.	Yvette Bristle
"The Earth's Rotation Around The Sun," Wolfmother	Earth REVOLVES around Sun; rotates about own axis.	Heather Brockwell
"Earthquake In My Heart," The Salmas Brothers	Earthquakes occur in the earth, not in a heart.	Yvette Bristle
"East Jesus Nowhere," Green Day	if Jesus is East, how can he be nowhere?	Evan
"East Of Nowhere," The Roy Meriwether Trio	"Nowhere" is not a place.	Yvette Bristle
"Easy Rider (Let The Wind Pay The Way)," Iron Butterfly	The wind can't pay.	Candy Welty
"Eat My Shorts," Rick Dees	I don't think clothing is edible.	Lance Crackers
"Eat That Question," Frank Zappa	What's it taste like?	überRegenbogen
"Eat The Music," Kate Bush	A person cannot eat music.	Sheila Oh
"Eat To The Beat," Blondie	The act of eating is not that precise.	Peter
"Eat Your Heart Out," Dio	A contortionist might try, but not live to succeed	Edyth Bowen
"Ebony Eyes," Bob Welch	If your eyes were made of ebony, you'd be blind!	Glenn
"Echoes Of Love," The Doobie Brothers	Love has no sound, so no echoes.	Yvette Bristle
"The Echoing Green," Cause And Effect	Colors don't echo.	Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of A Broken Heart," Vixen	A broken heart has no edge	Samantha Wasp
"The Edge Of A Dream," Minnie Riperton	Dreams have no edges.	Yvette Bristle
"Edge of Destruction," Machine Gun Kelly	Destruction does not have an edge.	Chris Chendo
"The Edge Of Glory," Lady Gaga	Glory does not not have an edge.	Saran Rapp
"Edge Of Goodbye," Steel Magnolia	Goodbyes don't have edges.	Yvette Bristle
"The Edge Of Heaven," Wham!	Even if it was there how would you find it?	Peter
"Edge Of Love," Mindy Smith	Love is an emotion and has no edges.	Yvette Bristle
"The Edge Of Love," Stacey Q	Love is an emotion and has no edges.	Yvette Bristle
"The Edge Of Night," Carrie Lucas	The night has no edge.	Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of Seventeen," Stevie Nicks	Numbers, or ages of people, don't have edges.	Peter
"Edge Of The World," Faith No More	The Earth is spherical, so it has no edges.	Yvette Bristle
"Edge Of The World," Faith No More	The world has no edges, it is round.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Eggplant That Ate Chicago," Dr West's Medicine Show & Junk Band	Enough Said	MCSEMan23
"Ego Painted Grey," Angra		weird kid106
"Eight Days A Week," The Beatles	Since when did the week add an extra day?	Diddims
"Eight Days A Week," The Beatles		Heather Brockwell
"Eight Days A Week," The Beatles	There are only seven days in a week.	Micky
"El Dorado To The Moon," Michael Nesmith	NASA hasn't developed the technology yet.	Rip Jeans
"Elastic Heart," Sia	Hearts are not elastic.	Isac
"Elderberry Wine," Elton John	Technically, true wine is made only from grapes.	Bridget Andrews
"Electric Avenue," Eddy Grant	Roadways don't depend on electricity	Isac
"Electric Bird," Sia	no real birds are electric.	Heather Brockwell
"Electric Crown," Testament	Crowns are not electric.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Electric Eye," Judas Priest	An eye does not depend on electricity.	normal adult999
"Electric Fires," Mystery Jets	Fires don't depend on electricity.	Yvette Bristle
"Electric Funeral," Black Sabbath	Funerals do not depend on electricity	Chazm
"Electric Gypsy," L.A. Guns	Gypsy people aren't powered by electricity.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Electric Kiss," Lady Gaga	Kisses don't depend on electricity.	Yvette Bristle
"Electric Love," Borns	Love does not have electricity.	Odie Garfield
"Electric Love," Cinderella	Love doesn't depend on electricity.	Yvette Bristle
"Electric Stories," The 4 Seasons	Stories don't depend on electricity.	Candy Welty
"Electric Tears," Hawkwind	Tears don't depend on electricity.	Yvette Bristle
"Electric Youth," Debbie Gibson	People are not able to conduct electricity.	Sheila Oh
"Electric Zoo," SpongeBob SquarePants (TV)	Zoos don't depend on electricity	JohnHowarth
"Electricland," Bad Company	There's no such place.	Dow Jones Gaines
"Elegia," New Order	"Elegia" isn't even a word. Look it up.	Rad
"Elephant Woman," Blonde Redhead	There's no such hybrid beast.	Heather Brockwell
"Elf Tower New Mexico," Coheed And Cambria	No elves. No towers FOR elves.	Katy
"Elvis Is Everywhere," Mojo Nixon	Alive or dead -- either way he can't be everywhere	Kirsten Abercrombie
"Embrace Of The Endless Ocean," Amon Amarth	Oceans aren't endless.	Yvette Bristle
"Embracing The Sunshine," BT	Good luck with that one - it might hurt a bit!	Garry Davenport
"Empty Beach," Tricia Leigh Fisher	Beaches have sand, so they aren't empty.	Yvette Bristle
"Empty Bed Blues," Carmen McRae	Furniture has no emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Empty Crowded Room," Tony Douglas	A crowded room is full, not empty.	Yvette Bristle
"Empty Crowded Room," Tony Douglas	Self-contradictory.	Chowder
"Empty Heart," Lon McCallister	Hearts aren't empty.	Yvette Bristle
"Empty Pocket Blues," The Incredible String Band	Pockets don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"The End Has No End," The Strokes	So why do they call it the end?	Ned Riley
"The End Is The Beginning Is The End," Smashing Pumpkins	Wait! Is the end the beginning or is it the end?	Carol
"The End Of Asia," Yellow Magic Orchestra	Asia (the continent) still exists.	Yvette Bristle
"The End of Everything," Chris Isaak	There will always be an existing thing.	JohnHowarth
"End Of Romanticism," Spyro Gyra	Romanticism exists.	Yvette Bristle
"End of the Beginning," 30 Seconds To Mars	I sense another oxymoron here.	Lizzie
"The End Of The Innocence ," Don Henley	There will always be innocent people or things.	Peter
"End Of The World," Skeeter Davis	The world did not end in 1962!	Peter
"The End Of The World," The Living End	Wouldn't you fall off the planet?	Jake
"End Of Time," Brotherhood	Time has no end.	Yvette Bristle
"Endless Love," Diana Ross & Lionel Ritchie	Love ends when the lovers die.	Yvette Bristle
"Endless Memories," The Packers	Memories must end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Endless Nights," Eddie Money	Nights don't last forever.	Candy Welty
"Endless Rain," X	The rain must end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Endless Summer," Daniel Amos	Summer only lasts for 3 months	Harlow
"Endless Summer," The Ventures	Summer ends when autumn begins.	Yvette Bristle
"Endless Summer Nights," Richard Marx	Nights aren't endless, even in summer	Chris
"Endless Summer Vacations," Miley Cyrus	Summer vacations must end when school starts.	JohnHowarth
"Endless Wire," Gordon Lightfoot	All wires have ends.	Yvette Bristle
"English Sunset," The Moody Blues	What next? American Sunrise!?	Chowder
"Enough Is Never Enough," Garbage	Enough *is* enough, by definition.	Heather Brockwell
"Enter Sandman," Metallica	There no such thing as a Sandman	mister x
"Erase the Pain," Indigo Girls	You can't really 'erase' pain.	Chris Chendo
"Erotic City," Prince	There is no city with this name.	Yvette Bristle
"Eternal Flame," The Bangles	You gotta have an eternal fuel supply…	crazydon
"Eternal Rhythm," Don Cherry	It will have to end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Eternal Rise of the Sun," Anathema	Sun only rises once a day.	weird kid106
"Euro Trash Girl," Cracker	No girl is literally made of trash.	Lefty Lucy
"Ev'rybody Wants To Be A Cat," 'The Aristocats' Soundtrack	I don't!	Yvette Bristle
"Even Dead Things Can Feel Your Love," Petter Carlsen	'Things' can't feel.	Yvette Bristle
"Even The Man In The Moon Is Cryin'," Mark Collie	There's no man there, nor water to make tears.	Beverly Stiles
"Even The Scars Forget the Wounds," Gruvis Malt	Scars can't remember or forget anything.	Taylor Dadsen
"Evening Blues," Carmen McRae	Periods of the day don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Ever Lovin' Fingers," Jimmy Bowen	Fingers don't have emotions.	Yvette Bristle
"Everlasting Butterfly," Paul Brett's Sage	Living things don't last forever.	Yvette Bristle
"Everlasting Night," Malo	Night ends when daylight begins.	Yvette Bristle
"Everlasting Pain," Deadlock	The pain must end sooner or later.	Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Hurts," Sad Cafe	Time periods don't actually feel pain or pleasure.	Peter
"Every Day Is A Winding Road," Sheryl Crow	Days aren't roads.	Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Is A Winding Road," Sheryl Crow	Another long road!	Larcen Tyler
"Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie Caillat	Sorry, it's only December 25th.	Yvette Bristle
"Every Day Is Christmas," Colbie Caillat	Christmas only comes ONCE a year, Colbie!	Isac
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same," Nine Inch Nails	Every Day is completely different	Alan the Ottoman
"Every Day Is Exactly The Same," Nine Inch Nails	There is no way every day can be exactly the same.	Borse
"Every Day Is Halloween," Ministry	No. Only October 31st is.	Cassandra
"Every Day Is Halloween," Ministry	Not so, even if some dress like it were.	Carmen Mistletoe
"Every Day Will Be Like A Holiday," Byron Lee	Most days aren't like holidays.	Yvette Bristle
"Every Day's A Saturday," Elemeno P	If only	Tony
"Every Hot Girl Is A Rockstar," Paul Gilbert	Nearly all of them are not.	Yvette Bristle
"Every Iceberg Is Afire," Sky Cries Mary	Ice is not flammable.	Heather Brockwell
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic," The Police	Is it magic when she passes gas?	nobody
"Every Night Is A Lifetime," Guy Mitchell	A night is much shorter than most lifetimes.	Yvette Bristle
"Every Planet We Reach Is Dead," Gorillaz	a planet is not a life form	noah
"Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall," Coldplay	It takes a lot more water to make a waterfall.	Heather Brockwell
"Every Word Means No," Let's Active	Most words don't.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Hates," Adequate Seven	Not everyone has hate.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Have Fun Tonight," Wang Chung	Everybody in the world can't have fun @ same time.	Peter Dick
"Everybody Hurts," R.E.M.	Not everybody, all the time.	Peter
"Everybody Is A Masterpiece," Three Dog Night	Uhm, no.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Is A Star," Sly & The Family Stone	In no sense of word "star" can EVERYBODY be one.	Karen Smith
"Everybody Just Wants to Dance," Kris Allen	Not everyone	Mae
"Everybody Knows," Leonard Cohen	Not everyone can know a particular fact.	Paul Bear
"Everybody Knows Matilda," Duke Baxter	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere," Neil Young	It's some location, not nowhere.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night," The Fratellis	Not everyone knows.	Winter Pepper
"Everybody Likes To Cha Cha Cha," Sam Cooke	Some people don't like dancing at all.	Candy Welty
"Everybody Loves A Clown," Gary Lewis & The Playboys	Not quite everybody	Micky
"Everybody Loves A Lover," Doris Day	There are some people that hate lovers.	Sheila Oh
"Everybody Loves A Nut," Johnny Cash	Except for those with allergies.	Peter
"Everybody Loves A Winner," William Bell	Even the opponents the winner defeated?	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Loves Me, Baby," Don McLean	I doubt it!	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Loves The Sunshine," Tom Browne	Not everyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Needs A Hammer," Willie Nile	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Needs Somebody To Love," Solomon Burke	Not necessarily.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Plays The Fool," Aaron Neville	If that's the case, nobody would be smart!	Larcen Tyler
"Everybody Saw You," Ruby Andrews	Even those who are blind?	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Talks," Neon Trees	Not everyone is capable of speaking.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Wants Me," The Pigeon Detectives	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven," Kenny Chesney	You can't go to heaven until you die	Christy McDaniel
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears	Not true - because I don't, for a start!	Garry Davenport
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World," Tears For Fears	If that was true then I'd be ruler of the world.	Celeste
"Everybody Wants You," Billy Squier	Not quite everybody	Andy the Bee
"Everybody Was Wrong," Mason Proffit	Someone has to be right.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's A Masterpiece," Leroy Hutson	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's A Star (Starmaker)," The Kinks	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's A Victim," The Proclaimers	Not if they're very careful.	Brit Boxx
"Everybody's Alone," Neil Young	Most people are not.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Breaking Up," Billy Paul	Many people stay together.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Carried Away," Earl King	Nope - not all of the billions of people.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Crazy," Nas	No. Most people are not.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Everything," Santana	That's not true!	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Gonna Be Happy," Queens Of The Stone Age	Some people aren't happy.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Got A Home," Roy Hamilton	No, sadly some people are homeless.	Karen Smith
"Everybody's Got A Song But Me," Curtis Champion	Curtis DOES have a song - this one.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Had The Blues," Merle Haggard	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays," The Buzzcocks	Unfortunately, some are unhappy.	Karen Smith
"Everybody's Mad At Katherine," The Cretones	Most people don't even know her.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's My Friend," Kansas	No one knows everyone in the world.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Reaching Out For Someone," Glenn Yarbrough	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Rich But Us," Glenn Yarbrough	Many people aren't rich.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Singin' Love Songs," Sweet Thunder	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Somebody's Fool," Connie Francis	Not necessarily.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Twistin'," Frank Sinatra	Not everybody.	Yvette Bristle
"Everybody's Wrong," Glenn Yarbrough	Many people are not.	Yvette Bristle
"Everyday I Die," Insane Clown Posse	You die only once.	Yvette Bristle
"Everyday I Write The Book," Elvis Costello	He writes the same book every day?	Peter
"Everyday Is A Winding Road," Sheryl Crow	But don't try to drive on that day.	George Straitjacket
"Everyday It's 1989," Moby	1989 was many years ago.	Jonathan S.
"Everyday Sunshine," Fishbone	Not every day has sunshine.	Paul Bear
"Everyone Is Gonna Love Me Now," Ingrid Michaelson	Not everyone.	Yvette Bristle
"Everyone Was There," Bob Kayli	Everyone can't be in the same place simultaneously	Yvette Bristle
"Everyone's A Winner," Hot Chocolate	I wish. There are some losers.	John Lee Slicer
"Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King	Only a few people have been since song came out	Karen Smith
"Everyone's Gone To The Moon," Jonathan King		Heather Brockwell
"Everything Burns," Ben Moody	Not everything can burn....water can't	Layne
"Everything Burns," Anastacia	Not everything is flammable.	Penelope Beckinsale
"Everything Changes," Take That	Some things remain the same.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything For Free," K's Choice	Most things cost money.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Goes," Natalie Imbruglia	No, some things stay.	Heather Brockwell
"Everything Good Is Bad," 100 Proof Aged In Soul	Good things are not bad.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Happens To Me," Frank Sinatra	Not everything.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Has Its Point," Rival Schools	Some things are pointless.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything I Do Is Wrong," Roy Milton	Not EVERYthing! You must do something right!	Yvette Bristle
"Everything I Touch Turns To Tears," Brian Poole	I doubt it!	Yvette Bristle
"Everything In My Heart," Corey Hart	A person's heart doesn't contain everything.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Automatic," Matthew Good Band	Not so! Some things are manual.	Peter
"Everything Is Awesome," Tegan and Sara	Not EVERYTHING is: hate, death, war, etc.	Chowder
"Everything Is Beautiful," Ray Stevens	Some things aren't beautiful.	Odie Garfield
"Everything Is Cool," Styx	Many things are cold or warm or hot.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Cool," Styx	Not quite - some things are lame.	Chowder
"Everything Is Good About You," The Lettermen	Everyone has something not good about them.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Great," Inner Circle	Death, desease, famine - not great.	Garry Davenport
"Everything Is Permitted," Meat Loaf	Some things are not.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Sunshine," The Hollies	Don't be silly. Most things are NOT sunshine.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Is Wrong," Interpol	Not everything in the world is wrong	Chris Chendo
"Everything Must Change," Paul Carrack	Some things stay the same.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Now," Arcade Fire	You cannot have everything at the same time.	Francis A. Sissy
"Everything Old Is New Again," Barenaked Ladies	The aging process makes this impossible.	Joe-Blow
"Everything Put Together Falls Apart," Paul Simon	Many things stay together.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Right Is Wrong Again," They Might Be Giants	Is it right or wrong? How can it be wrong again?	Arrogant Oriole
"Everything Stops For A Little While," Mel Carter	Some things don't stop (such as time).	Yvette Bristle
"Everything We Touch Turns Into Gold," Eyedress	Nobody can touch things and turn them into gold.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow," Faithless	Not everything. Some things will, others not.	Wanda Pierce
"Everything Works If You Let It," Cheap Trick	No. Some things break and must be repaired to work	Yvette Bristle
"Everything You Know Is Wrong," Weird Al Yankovic	If it was true it would be false. It's a Catch-22!	Jim
"Everything You Touch Turns To Love," The Sounds Of Sunshine	I doubt it!	Yvette Bristle
"Everything You've Heard Is True," Patrick Moraz & Bill Bruford	Some things are false.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Bad," The Tossers	Many things are not bad.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Blue," Architecture In Helsinki	Many things are not blue.	Alyssa Jayne
"Everything's Changed," Billy Ocean	Some things stay the same.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Changing," Soul Survivors	Some things remain the same.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Coming Our Way," Santana	Not EVERYthing!	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Coming Up Roses," Ethel Merman	How can that be?	Isac
"Everything's Fire," The Raves	No. Otherwise, we'd all be burned and dead.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Gone Green," New Order	Many things are not green.	Candy Welty
"Everything's Good," C-Block	Some things are bad.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Not Lost," Coldplay	Some things are lost	JohnHowarth
"Everything's Right," Matt Wertz	Some things are wrong.	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's The Truth," Marshal Crenshaw	No, there are such things as falsehoods.	Heather Brockwell
"Everything's Tuesday," Chairmen Of The Board	What about the other days of the week?	Yvette Bristle
"Everything's Wrong If My Hair Is Wrong," The Waitresses	Many things are right, regardless of your hair.	Yvette Bristle
"Exactly Like You," Sam Cooke	No two people are exactly alike.	Yvette Bristle
"Exit Through Carved Stones," Gorgoroth	You would die before you get even a chip off	Rathkara
"Expecting To Fly," Buffalo Springfield	This explains buffalo wings?	Peter
"Explosive Mouth," T Rex	A mouth cannot be an explosive.	GlamRockNinjaLord
"Expressway To Your Heart," Soul Survivors	Unless you go on a fantastic voyage	JD
"Extension of the Wish," Andromeda		weird kid106
"Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project	Must be a hurricane	Isac
"Eye In The Sky," Alan Parsons Project	Where's the rest of the body?	beatlebabe
"Eyelid's Mouth," Soundgarden	No eyelid has a mouth.	Heather Brockwell
"Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBelle	They're in the FRONT of your head, Patti!	Isac
"Eyes In The Back Of My Head," Patti LaBelle	People don't have this feature.	Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Like Leaves," The Incredible String Band	Eyes don't resemble leaves.	Yvette Bristle
"The Eyes Of Fate," The Incredible String Band	Fate has no eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Of Fire, Lips Of Wine," The Hilltoppers	Eyes aren't made of fire; lips aren't of wine.	Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Of Love," Charles Lloyd Quartet	Love is an emotion and has no eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"The Eyes Of The Sun," Gehenna	The Sun doesn't have eyes.	Yvette Bristle
"The Eyes of the World," Balance of Power	The world itself does not possess eyes.	weird kid106
"Eyes That See In The Dark," Kenny Rogers	No eyes can see in total darkness.	Yvette Bristle
"Eyes Wide Shut ," JLS	sorry boys, but eyes can only be wide open	A-Lean
"Eyes Without A Face," Billly Idol	Perhaps they're in a jar?	mandylee

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