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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with J

"Jack Names The Planets," AshThe planets have already done been named!Isac
"Jail Guitar Doors," The ClashHow can you have guitar doors in a jail.Kevin
"Jam Up And Jelly Tight," Tommy RoeNo way is jelly tight.Sarah Hamnida
"Jamaica Me Crazy," Bertie HigginsJamaica isn't a verb, so one cannot be Jamaica'd.Paul Bear
"Jason Aldean," Tattoos On This TownYou can't tattoo the entire city!Christy McDaniel
"Java Blues," Rick DankoJava doesn't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Jealous Heart," Wanda JacksonHearts are incapable of being jealous.Yvette Bristle
"Jealous Sea," Meg MyersA sea cannot experience jealousy.Sheila Oh
"The Jean Genie," David BowieGenies do not exists, even those in jeans.Opie M.
"Jeannie Is Dancing With The Sun," Fool's GardenThe Sun don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Jelly Jungle (Of Orange Marmalade)," The Lemon PipersJungles aren't made of jelly or marmalade.Yvette Bristle
"Jesus Built My HotRod," MinistryNo he didn't, someone else did!Kronos
"Jesus He Knows Me," GenesisWhere have you met him?Mads
"Jesus Just Left Chicago," ZZ TopChrist never visited Illinois.Tommy
"Jesus Laid His Hands On Me," Ketty LesterYou didn't exist at the time of Jesus.Yvette Bristle
"Jesus of Suburbia," Green DayJesus was from NazarethEvan
"Jesus Take the Wheel," Carrie UnderwoodWhere did Jesus get his driver's license?Glenn
"Jesus Take The Wheel," Carrie UnderwoodThere were no cars while Jesus was aliveChristy McDaniel
"Jesus Wrote a Blank Check," CakeDid they even have checks back in his day???Icknabob
"Jet Black Heart," 5 Seconds Of SummerHearts aren't airplanes or come in that color.Peter
"Jet-Propelled Photograph," Soft MachinePhotos can't propel themselves.Yvette Bristle
"Jewish Princess," Frank ZappaNo Jewish royalty since collapse of HashmonidsSusanna Viljanen
"Jingle Bell Rock," Bobby Helms There's no such type of rocks or rock music.Pete
"Jive Elephant," Martha VelezElephants don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The RamonesA job can't eat a brain. In fact, nothing can.R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"The Job That Ate My Brain," The RamonesNo job can eat brains. In fact, nothing can.Spunky Brewster
"John Deere Green," Joe DiffieHis tractors may be green, but John Deere wasn't.Heather Brockwell
"Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky," Red Hot Chili PeppersThis simply can't be done.Yvette Bristle
"Jolly Green Giant," The KingsmenGiants only exist in fictionNatalie Benson
"Jolly Green Giant," The Kingsmen Natalie Snortman
"Journey Of Love," The CrestsLove is an emotion and doesn't travel.Yvette Bristle
"Journey Thru The Past," Rita CoolidgeThe past is gone; it can't be traveled in.Yvette Bristle
"Journey To The Center Of The Mind," Amboy DukesNo one can travel there.Open Mike Knight
"Journey To The City Of The Dreaming Dead," Sacred SteelThe dead can't dream.Yvette Bristle
"Juggalo Island," Insane Clown PosseNo island in the world has that nameKerry
"Jukebox In My Mind," AlabamaNo one has a jukebox in their mind.Thessaly Danes
"Jump Off The World," School Of FishGravity prevents us from doing this.Yvette Bristle
"Jump The Moon," Ozzy OsbourneIt's too big and too far away to do this.Yvette Bristle
"June In January," Dean MartinMonths can't coincide.Yvette Bristle
"June Was The End Of August," The ArcadesNope. When August ends, September begins.Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Dream," Los Indios TabajarasJungles are incapable of dreaming.Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Eyes," Gene PageJungles don't have eyes.Yvette Bristle
"Jungle In My Heart," Bad Boys BlueHearts don't contain jungles.Yvette Bristle
"Jungle Love," Steve Miller BandA jungle does not have its own type of love.Rock Maninoff
"Just A Little Talk With Jesus ," Elvis Presleysorry he's not around !mina
"Just Like Heaven," The CureHow would you even know what Heaven is like?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Just The Other Side Of Nowhere," Kris Kristofferson'Nowhere' has no sides.Yvette Bristle

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