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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4562 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"I Am Hell," White ZombieNo person can literally be Hell.Helen Back
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out," Bruce SpringsteenPaved roads can not change weather patterns.Peter
"You Make My Dreams," Hall And OatesNo, your sound-asleep head makes your dreams.Peter
"Suicide Blonde," INXSThere is no such shade of blonde hair.Peter
"Sad Eyes," Robert JohnEyes are incapable of emotions.Peter
"Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time?," Mickey GilleyNot all of them.Wanda Pierce
"Halo of Flies," Alice CooperHalos are not made out of flies.Wanda Pierce
"Manic Monday," The BanglesDays are incapable of having mental states.Peter
"Hang Fire," Rolling Stones Where would you hang fire, even if you could?Peter
"Queen Of My Soul," Average White BandSouls are not a monarchy.Peter
"Turn That Heartbeat Over Again," Steely DanHeartbeats can't be turned over.Candy Welty
"Drag the Lake Charlie," Drive-By TruckersYou can't drag a lake.Wanda Pierce
"I Hear Colors," The Black AngelsColors don't make sounds.Wanda Pierce
"Cold, Cold Heart," Hank WilliamsTemperature-wise, a heart is not cold.Polly Darton
"Sugar Lips," Al Hirt Lips are not made of sugar. Peter
"Everything Now," Arcade FireYou cannot have everything at the same time.Francis A. Sissy
"Love Will Turn It Around," Kenny RogersLove cannot turn something around.Polly Darton
"Red Mosquito," Pearl JamMosquitos aren't red.Wanda Pierce
"Nothing From Nothing," Billy PrestonYou cannot take nothing from nothing.Percy Fingertips
"This Song Saved My Life," Simple PlanA song can't literally save someone's life.Wanda Pierce

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