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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Most Recent Entries

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4488 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"Very Sad Trousers," Urge OverkillArticles of clothing have no emotions.Frederick Gale
"Jolly Green Giant," The KingsmenGiants only exist in fictionNatalie Benson
"Jamaica Me Crazy," Bertie HigginsJamaica isn't a verb, so one cannot be Jamaica'd.Paul Bear
"Magic Carpet Ride," SteppenwolfYou can't ride on a magic carpet in real life.Natalie Benson
"Together Forever," Rick AstleyUnless they're Siamese twins, no.Percy Fingertips
"Bubble Toes," Jack JohnsonToes aren't made of bubbles.Regina Grant
"Lightning in a Bottle," Alannah MylesLightning can't be in a bottle.Natalie Benson
"Words Are Medicine," Tim McGrawNot really...Lin
"Ants of the Sky," Between the Buried and MeAnts don't live in the sky.Frederick Gale
"Lazy Sunday," Small FacesA day cannot literally be lazyNatalie Benson
"My Man Is a Two-Timer," Marcia BallA man can't literally be a timer (timing device)Natalie Benson
"Edge of Destruction," Machine Gun KellyDestruction does not have an edge.Chris Chendo
"Walking on the Water," Daniel AmosYou're NOT Jesus.Chowder
"I Don't Want This Night To End," Luke BryanSorry, Luke... it ends when the Sun comes up!Chowder
"Walking on the Water," Daniel AmosYou can't walk on the waterWinter Pepper
"Perfect Woman," Lollipop Lust KillNo woman is perfectWinter Pepper
"Feel Good Hit of the Summer," Queens Of The Stone AgeThe summer itself can't literally hitDaniel
"Save Tonight," Eagle Eye CherryThe night can't literally be saved in any wayLefty Lucy
"Long Arm Of The Law," Kenny RogersThe law doesn't have an arm of any length.Frosty The Cat
"A Man Inside My Mouth," The CureA man can't fit in someone's mouth.Natalie

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