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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 4530 Literally Impossible Song Titles entries on the site.

"The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati ," Rose and the ArrangementA cockroach can't eat an entire cityWanda Pierce
"Paper Wings," Rise AgainstUnless they're part of a paper airplaneHardrock Henry
"Baby Be My Love Song," Easton CorbinNo one (incl. a baby) can be a song.Heather Brockwell
"Ballad Of A Crystal Man," DonovanNo person is a crystal or made of crystals.Candy Welty
"The Hungry Years," Neil SedakaTime periods cannot experience hunger.Peter Paul Mounds
"Stars Are Blind," Paris HiltonStars, as in celestial bodies, don't have eyes.Katycat
"Watermelon Man," Gloria LynneA person can't be a fruit.Wanda Pierce
"Heads We're Dancing," Kate BushHeads cannot dance by themselves.Paul Bear
"Save Your Love," Great WhiteLove can't be literally "saved" in any way.Wanda Pierce
"Magical Eyes," DancerEyes aren't magical.Wanda Pierce
"Curled Up Around The World," Christopher CrossThat's not possible for someone to do.Wanda Pierce
"Snowflakes Are Dancing," Kurt VileSnowflakes can't literally dance.Wanda Pierce
"Space Lord," Monster MagnetSpace lords only exist in fiction.Lefty Lucy
"I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono," Dar WilliamsThat's good, because there can be only one!Peter
"Take This Job And Shove It," Johnny PaycheckA job cannot be pushed.Polly Darton
"Distorted Daytime," The GazetteHow exactly can daytime be literally distorted?Chris Chendo
"The Living Years," Mike and the MechanicsTime periods don't literally live.Luci Flores
"Elephant Woman," Blonde RedheadThere's no such hybrid beast.Heather Brockwell
"It's All Wrong But It's All Right," Dolly PartonIt can't be both, Dolly.Lynnetta Lore
"With You I'm Born Again," Billy Preston & SyreetaPeople are only born once, and with one mom.Peter

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