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Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Jaya - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
  • Ellery Walker - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Steal My Kisses,"Unless he means Hershey's Kisses, which I doubt!Larcen Tyler
"Widow of a Living Man,"Only dead men can have widows.Carla Jorgensen

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Lonely Life," Jackie Wilson"Another Lonely Day," Ben Harper
"More," Usher"Less," Ben Harper
"The Three Of Us," Ben Harper"Abraham, Martin And John," Dion
"The Three Of Us," Ben Harper"Roger, Ed And Gus," Tommy Dee
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Two Hands Of A Payer" originally "Two Hands Of A Player"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Two Hands Of A Layer" originally "Two Hands Of A Player"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Seal My Kisses" originally "Steal My Kisses"
Regina Olsen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Window Of A Living Man" originally "Widow Of A Living Man"
More possible than the original
Carla Jorgensen
"Two Hands Of A Sprayer" originally "Two Hands Of A Prayer"
Regina Haniger

Change a Letter:

"Widow Of A Loving Man" originally "Widow Of A Living Man"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Widow Of A Giving Man" originally "Widow Of A Living Man"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Steal My Hisses" originally "Steal My Kisses"
The concept of stealing either is questionable.
Naomi Swanson
"Two Hands Of A Player" originally "Two Hands Of A Prayer"
Regina Haniger

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Burn One DownMarijuana AnonymousMr Stiffy
Please BleedICUChynna

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Brown Eyed Girl
   Van Morrison
Brown Eyed Blues
   Ben Harper
Brown Eyed Girl Blues
Sounds like a sad Hank Williams Sr. song!
Isac

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Ben Harper's Bizarre
Ben Harper combined with Harpers Bizarre
Submitted By: Tim

Misheard Lyrics:

"Diamonds On The Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew a girl
Her name was Truth
She was a w***e and a liar
Original Lyrics:
I knew a girl
Her name was Truth
She was a horrible liar
"Widow of a Living Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, why does he fear he's been told?
Why does he act like he's mold?
How long will he sit seated in the tide?
Does he think that he is blind?
He is a ditto, he is a ditto
Of human kind.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, why does he treat me so cold?
Why do I feel so old?
How long has he treated me unkind?
Have I always been so blind?
I am widow, I am a widow
Of a living man.
"Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
That's what you do with lots of fluff
Stuff can be buried in ground
New days are yet to be found.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
That's what's become of our love and trust
Hush, don't you make a sound
You're gonna let me down.
"Jah Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me do you really want to be cute and tan
'Cause a car speaks louder, be a polished man
Why would you settle for any other plan
You're a high class hopeful, American Man.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me do you really know your brother man
'Cause a heart speaks louder than a color can
Why would you even shake a brother's hand
If you're not going to help him stand?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Diamonds On The Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew a girl
Her name was Truth
She was a w***e and a liar
Original Lyrics:
I knew a girl
Her name was Truth
She was a horrible liar

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dannn

My friends and I thought those were the real lyrics, but I think it's funny and ironic either way.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"With My Own Two Hands"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
With our own two hands
Why They're Nonsensical:
If there's more than one person, there's going to be more than two hands. Kinda makes me wonder if Ben has multiple personalities.
Submitted by: Erin
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Two Hand Sofa Prayer" originally "Two Hands Of A Prayer"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail

Band Name Anagrams:

Bar Her Pen Submitted by: Anna Graham
Hen Bar Rep Submitted by: Lisa B.
Her Bar Pen Submitted by: That Guy Over There

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Keel Sty Misses" originally "Steal My Kisses"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Penn Harbour originally "Ben Harper"
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck

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