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These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Cliff RichardsWhat's got 36 legs and smells of wee? - The front row of a Cliff Richard gig. Submitted by: Academy
| What has 100 legs and no teeth The front row of a Cliff Richard concert Submitted by: Tracey Duncan
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There are additional music jokes available. |
Also known as: Harry Webster. Submitted by: chazzard3
Also known as: Harry Rodger Webb. Submitted by: Harry Rodger Webb
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Dumber Holiday" | "Summer Holiday" | Adlai Alda |
"I'm The Only One" | "I'm The Lonely One" | Roy R. Pryor |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"We Don't Talk Anymore," | People don't quit talking suddenly. | Francis A. Sissy |
"Shooting From The Heart," | A heart can not hold a gun, it has no hands. | Peter |
"Devil Woman," | No woman is a Satanic being. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"I Just Don't Have The Heart," | Then how are you living, let alone singing? | Peter |
"Living Doll," | Sorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life. | Peter |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Problem," Ariana Grande | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | |
"What Are You Afraid Of?," West Indian Girl | "Devil Woman," Cliff Richard | |
"Why Can't We Be Friends?," War | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | |
"Witchy Woman," Eagles | "Devil Woman," Cliff Richard | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"The Next Time" | "But Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
"The Next Time" | "But Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
"Living Doll" | "Living Hell" | Glynn Leaney |
"Congratulations" | "Congratulations" | Glynn Leaney |
"Summer Holiday" | "Summer Holiday" | Glynn Leaney |
"The Next Time" | "But Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
"Congratulations" | "Commiserations" | Glynn Leaney |
"Living Doll" | "Dreamy Moll" | Glynn Leaney |
"Bachelor Boy" | "Lazy Young Slob" | Glynn Leaney |
"Summer Holiday" | "Coral Island- Gone?" | Parody Beast |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
I'm Looking Through The Window | Neighbourhood Watch | pickle* |
Devil Woman | Maya From "Coronation Street" | The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer |
We Don't Talk Anymore | Helen Keller Foundation | aussierock |
We Don't Talk Anymore | 'The Anti-drug' PSA's | aussierock |
We Don't Talk Anymore | Braille Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Devil Woman | Ann Coulter's office | Fbug |
The Young Ones | Report A Pedophile Hotline | Anna Buehnenheim |
Devil Woman | Convent/Nunnery | Fluffy Bunny |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction | Mistletoe and Wine Cliff Richard | Been Caught Stealing Mistletoe and Wine Well, that's my Christmas ruined! | Jacynthia Maries |
Livin' On A Prayer Bon Jovi | Millennium Prayer Cliff Richard | Livin' On A Millennium Prayer | Jacynthia Maries |
Runnin' With The Devil Van Halen | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | Runnin' With The Devil Woman | Rock Maninoff |
Wonderful Summer Robin Ward | Summer Holiday Cliff Richard | Wonderful Summer Holiday | Serafina |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: She’s just a bagel woman
Original Lyrics: She’s just a devil woman
| "Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: She’s just Havana woman
Original Lyrics: She’s just a devil woman
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"We Don’t Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: It’s somebody and we don’t talk anymore
Original Lyrics: It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
| "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: This old party, how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics: It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: He's a bunny
Original Lyrics: It's so funny
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Was hearing this and I swear he was a rabbit! |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But the Sun don't shine anymore
Why They're Nonsensical: The Sun is always shining, although it may be hidden from view (such as at night or when hidden by clouds).
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Wired for Sound"
The Dated Lyrics: Power from the needle to the plastic
AM, FM, I feel so ecstatic. Why They're Dated: In the 1980s, this was obviously the height of modern technology. Now, it's not.
Submitted by: Hannah
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"Congratulations"
Opening Lines: Congratulations and celebrations.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Opening Lines: Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha. Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha. Sam, I'm leaving the gang, so don't come around for me on Sunday.
Comments: Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
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