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Fun Music Information -> Cliff Richard

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Cliff Richards

Jokes:

What's got 36 legs and smells of wee? - The front row of a Cliff Richard gig.
Submitted by: Academy
What has 100 legs and no teeth The front row of a Cliff Richard concert
Submitted by: Tracey Duncan
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Harry Webster. Submitted by: chazzard3

Also known as: Harry Rodger Webb. Submitted by: Harry Rodger Webb

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I'm The Only One""I'm The Lonely One"Roy R. Pryor

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Shooting From The Heart,"A heart can not hold a gun, it has no hands.Peter
"Devil Woman,"No woman is a Satanic being.GlamRockNinjaLord
"I Just Don't Have The Heart,"Then how are you living, let alone singing?Peter
"Living Doll,"Sorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life.Peter
"I'll Love You Forever Today,"Today doesn't last forever.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Why Can't We Be Friends?," War"We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard
"Witchy Woman," Eagles"Devil Woman," Cliff Richard
"A Little Love," Bryan Adams"Give A Little Bit More," Cliff Richard
"Speakers," Days Difference"Wired For Sound," Cliff Richard
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sumer Holiday" originally "Summer Holiday"
It's been a long holiday for the Sumerians.
Peter
"Santa's Lit" originally "Santa's List"
Naomi Swanson
"Bachelor Bo" originally "Bachelor Boy"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'll Be Me" originally "It'll Be Me"
The simplest thing one can do!
Serafina
"Evil Woman" originally "Devil Woman"
Doesn't change this song, either.
MOR

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"I'm The Lonely Tone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Cone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Zone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Bone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"Goodbye Spam, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Heather Brockwell

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"I'm The Lovely One" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Ore" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Ode" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"Goodbye Ram, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Candy Welty
"Goodbye Ham, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Oct 22
a parody of "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard
Lampoons Chucky from the classic horror flick series "Child's Play".
Soundclick.com: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Congratulations""Oh Consternation"Phillip Denton
"Congratulations""Commiserations"Glynn Leaney
"Mistletoe And Wine""Rejoice For Christmas"Eurrgh!
"Devil Woman""Dreaded Wolfman"John A. Barry
"Living Doll""(Night Of The) Living Dolls"Blaydeman
"Devil Woman""Devil 8-Ball"Below Average Dave
"Dreamin'""Schemin'"Rex Ungericht
"Ocean Deep""Buggin' Creep"Agrimorfee
"The Young Ones""Those Drunk Bums"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"We Don't Talk Anymore""Vow of Silence (I Can't Talk Anymore)"Matthias

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I'm Looking Through The WindowNeighbourhood Watchpickle*
Devil WomanMaya From "Coronation Street"The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer
We Don't Talk AnymoreHelen Keller Foundationaussierock
We Don't Talk Anymore'The Anti-drug' PSA'saussierock
We Don't Talk AnymoreBraille CentreFussBudgetVanPelt

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Devil WomanAnn Coulter's officeFbug
The Young OnesReport A Pedophile HotlineAnna Buehnenheim
Devil WomanConvent/NunneryFluffy Bunny

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
When A Man Loves A Woman
   Percy Sledge
Devil Woman
   Cliff Richard
When A Man Loves A Devil Woman
An overlooked submission, until now. ;)
Edward
Just Another Woman In Love
   Anne Murray
Devil Woman
   Cliff Richard
Just Another Devil Woman In Love
Edward
Everybody's Mad At Katherine
   The Cretones
Close To Kathy
   Cliff Richard
Everybody Close To Katherine Is Mad
Gretchen Wieners
Everybody's Mad At Katherine
   The Cretones
Close To Kathy
   Cliff Richard
Everybody's Close To Being Mad At Katherine
Gretchen Wieners
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Cliff Richard and the Young Lions
Cliff Richard combined with Richard and the Young Lions
Submitted By: Ed
Richard Nixon
Cliff Richard combined with Mojo Nixon
The 37th president of the U.S.! (However, his middle initial, M, did not stand for Mojo.)
Submitted By: Ed

Misheard Lyrics:

"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations.
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who would believe that I could be happy and contented.
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented.
But that was in the bad old days before I melt you.
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations.
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who would believe that I could be happy and contented.
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented.
But that was in the bad old days before I met you.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman that's evil all the time
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so funny while we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny why we don't talk anymore.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more

Story about this misheard lyric by: Richard Mcqueeny

A girlfriend's friend used to think the misheard is what Cliff was saying.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Mistletoe and Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, Madgod pissing wine
Haskill sings Oblivion rhymes
With Skooma on offer, and Mazte for free
A time to rejoice in all insanity
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, methadone and wine
Toddlers singing blasphemous rhymes
With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree
A time to rejoice on the A580
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Congratulations"
Better Lyrics:
Congratulations
Obama-Nation
The history's new chapter is ready to begin
Commiserations
Abominations
USA's never ever will be same again
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But the Sun don't shine anymore
Why They're Nonsensical:
The Sun is always shining, although it may be hidden from view (such as at night or when hidden by clouds).
Submitted by: Candy Welty
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Wired for Sound"
The Dated Lyrics:
Power from the needle to the plastic
AM, FM, I feel so ecstatic.
Why They're Dated:
In the 1980s, this was obviously the height of modern technology. Now, it's not.
Submitted by: Hannah
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Congratulations"
Opening Lines:
Congratulations and celebrations.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Opening Lines:
Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha. Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha. Sam, I'm leaving the gang, so don't come around for me on Sunday.
Comments:
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne

Song Title Space Change:

"I Ain't Got Tim E. Anymore" originally "I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Ant As Lists" originally "Santa's List"
Didn't know an ant was also lists?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Can't Keep This Feelin' Gin" originally "Can't Keep This Feeling In"
Only if you drink more gin.
Submitted by: Peter
"We Should Be To Get Her" originally "We Should be Together"
Cliff expresses his desire for a threesome?
Submitted by: Peter
"I Can Task For Anymore Than You" originally "I Can't Ask For Anymore Than You"
Happens in this day and age, quite often.
Submitted by: Peter

There are additional Song Title Space Change available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Last Satins" originally "Santa's List"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Satan Slits" originally "Santa's List"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Ant As Lists" originally "Santa's List"
An anagram previously posted as a space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid

Songs That Are Banned:

"Honky Tonk Angel"
Banned by Richard himself after realizing that the song was about prostitution.
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Acrostics:

OR: "Occasional Rain"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AS: "Apron Strings"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Tea Don't Walk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Like it ever did?!?
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
"Dee Won't Talk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
"Glue Turns to Bray" originally "Blue Turns to Grey"
I knew they made it from horses, but donkeys?
Submitted by: crazydon

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Rich Clifford originally "Cliff Richard"
Submitted by: Claire Annette Player
Riff Clicher originally "Cliff Richard"
Submitted by: IBM (Itty Bitty Midget)

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