Fun Music Information -> Cliff Richard
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Cliff RichardsMusic Jokes:
Sir Cliff Richard is performing in Japan on the last leg of a successful world tour. The audience go wild as Cliff asks them if there is anything he can sing especially for them. 'Tits and fanny!' scream the audience. 'I can't sing that' says Cliff. I'm a devout Christian. 'Tits and fanny!' scream the crowd. 'Oh, come on' says Cliff. 'Tits and fanny!' scream the crowd. ' Okay, okay' says Cliff 'But I don't know how it goes' 'Tits and fanny' …sing the crowd in unison..'… how we don't talk anymore.' Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Harry Webster. Submitted by: chazzard3
Also known as: Harry Rodger Webb. Submitted by: Harry Rodger Webb
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Why Can't We Be Friends?" | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | My Name Is Joe |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore" | "That's The Way I Like It," KC & The Sunshine Band | neptunevsmars |
| "Devil Woman" | "Keep Away," Godsmack | rocky |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Evil Woman" originally "Devil Woman"
Doesn't change this song, either.
MOR
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"We Don't Stalk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
That No-one Candy Nye
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Blue Turns To Greg" originally "Blue Turns To Grey"
Elsie Greer
"Devil Roman" originally "Devil Woman"
Trina Lufkin
"We Don't Walk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
These days we travel by car or bus
Bill Dye
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Summer Holiday" | "Bummer Holiday" | Merry & Pippin |
| "The Young Ones" | "The Old Ones" | Terry Mechan |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore" | "Don't Believe Me Anymore" | Chris Pherson |
| "Summer Holiday" | "Mondegreen" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "Summer Holiday" | "Mongol Holiday" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Congratulations" | "Reincarnation" | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Living Doll" | "Blow Up Doll" | Kristian |
| "Saviours Day" | "I Am Gonna Fail" | Josh 2 |
| "Summer Holiday" | "Billie Holliday" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore" | "I Can't Golf Anymore" | Arcade Junkie |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'm Looking Through The Window | Neighbourhood Watch | pickle* |
| Devil Woman | Maya From "Coronation Street" | The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | Helen Keller Foundation | aussierock |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | 'The Anti-drug' PSA's | aussierock |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | Braille Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Devil Woman | Ann Coulter's office | Fbug |
| The Young Ones | Report A Pedophile Hotline | Anna Buehnenheim |
| Devil Woman | Convent/Nunnery | Fluffy Bunny |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| (You're The) Devil In Disguise Elvis Presley | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | (You're The) Devil Woman In Disguise | country |
| Sympathy For The Devil Rolling Stones | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | Sympathy For The Devil Woman If anyone needed sympathy, it's her! | rocky |
| November Rain Guns 'n' Roses | Christmas Time Cliff RIchard | Christmas Rain I know this is lame, but my friend Tony told me to put this on! | Fiona Whitting, Plymouth, Devon, England |
| Devil Woman Cliff Richard | Devil With A Blue Dress On Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels | Devil Woman With A Blue Dress On | rocky |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: She's just a devil woman
With evil autumn eyes Original Lyrics: She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind | "Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Kids on the fire
Logs on the tree Original Lyrics: Logs on the fire
Gifts on the tree |
"She's So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics: She's so beautiful
She's some kind of freak. Original Lyrics: She's so beautiful
She's so kind and free. | "Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics: I want Thumbelina to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now. Original Lyrics: Power from the needle to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now. |
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: Disco bunny, how we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics: It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Netters An old friend of mine insisted that the lyrics were 'Disco bunny!' He still gets embarassed. (I married him!) |
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Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Santa's List"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: We dont need a merry Christmas
We dont need a happy new year Why They're Nonsensical: Say Cliff,did some of your brain cells go on vacation or what? Do you really think we can do without a merry Christmas and happy new year? Forgive me if I've missed something vital here,but what kind of insane babbling is that, especially from pop's Mr nice guy? He goes on to say that all that should be hoped for is world peace,a fool's dream to start with.The dream is going to be even tougher to realise,Cliff,if ,as you seem to be advocating,everyone gets an attack of the blues at Christmas,and throughout the new year.Dont know if it was you,Cliff baby,who wrote garbage like that,but if it was,all I can say is that if we didn't know you better,we'd start to imagine you'd been puffing on something decidedly suspect.Come to think of it,even if it wasn't you who penned this garbage, you had no qualms singing it.Guys,please,spare me the madness.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
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Dated Lyrics:
"Wired for Sound"
The Dated Lyrics: Power from the needle to the plastic
AM, FM, I feel so ecstatic. Why They're Dated: In the 1980s, this was obviously the height of modern technology. Now, it's not.
Submitted by: Hannah
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Song Title Space Change:
"De Vil Woman" originally "Devil Woman"
At least, we think Cruella's a woman.
Submitted by: She
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Glue Turns to Bray" originally "Blue Turns to Grey"
I knew they made it from horses, but donkeys?
Submitted by: crazydon
