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Fun Music Information -> Cliff Richard
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Cliff RichardsJokes:
What's got 36 legs and smells of wee? - The front row of a Cliff Richard gig. Submitted by: Academy
| What has 100 legs and no teeth The front row of a Cliff Richard concert Submitted by: Tracey Duncan
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Harry Webster. Submitted by: chazzard3
Also known as: Harry Rodger Webb. Submitted by: Harry Rodger Webb
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Dumber Holiday" | "Summer Holiday" | Adlai Alda |
| "I'm The Only One" | "I'm The Lonely One" | Roy R. Pryor |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore," | People don't quit talking suddenly. | Francis A. Sissy |
| "Shooting From The Heart," | A heart can not hold a gun, it has no hands. | Peter |
| "Devil Woman," | No woman is a Satanic being. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "I Just Don't Have The Heart," | Then how are you living, let alone singing? | Peter |
| "Living Doll," | Sorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life. | Peter |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Villians," The Verve Pipe | "Devil Woman," Cliff Richard | |
| "Problem," Ariana Grande | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | |
| "What Are You Afraid Of?," West Indian Girl | "Devil Woman," Cliff Richard | |
| "Why Can't We Be Friends?," War | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Sumer Holiday" originally "Summer Holiday"
It's been a long holiday for the Sumerians.
Peter
"Santa's Lit" originally "Santa's List"
Naomi Swanson
"Bachelor Bo" originally "Bachelor Boy"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'll Be Me" originally "It'll Be Me"
The simplest thing one can do!
Serafina
"Evil Woman" originally "Devil Woman"
Doesn't change this song, either.
MOR
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I'm The Lonely Tone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Cone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Zone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Bone" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"Goodbye Spam, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Heather Brockwell
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Hummer Holiday" originally "Summer Holiday"
Corinne Auterlehr
"Bummer Holiday" originally "Summer Holiday"
Corinne Auterlehr
"I'm The Lovely One" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Ore" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
"I'm The Lonely Ode" originally "I'm The Lonely One"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Oct 22
a parody of "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard
Lampoons Chucky from the classic horror flick series "Child's Play".
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Devil Woman" | "Cereal Goblin" | The Parody Author |
| "Congratulations" | "Procrastination!" | The Parody Author |
| "Congratulations" | "Anticipation" | Glynn Leaney |
| "The Next Time" | "So Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
| "The Next Time" | "But Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
| "The Next Time" | "But Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Living Doll" | "Living Hell" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Congratulations" | "Congratulations" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Summer Holiday" | "Summer Holiday" | Glynn Leaney |
| "The Next Time" | "But Next Time" | Glynn Leaney |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'm Looking Through The Window | Neighbourhood Watch | pickle* |
| Devil Woman | Maya From "Coronation Street" | The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | Helen Keller Foundation | aussierock |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | 'The Anti-drug' PSA's | aussierock |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | Braille Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Devil Woman | Ann Coulter's office | Fbug |
| The Young Ones | Report A Pedophile Hotline | Anna Buehnenheim |
| Devil Woman | Convent/Nunnery | Fluffy Bunny |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction | Mistletoe and Wine Cliff Richard | Been Caught Stealing Mistletoe and Wine Well, that's my Christmas ruined! | Jacynthia Maries |
| Livin' On A Prayer Bon Jovi | Millennium Prayer Cliff Richard | Livin' On A Millennium Prayer | Jacynthia Maries |
| Runnin' With The Devil Van Halen | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | Runnin' With The Devil Woman | Rock Maninoff |
| Wonderful Summer Robin Ward | Summer Holiday Cliff Richard | Wonderful Summer Holiday | Serafina |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Cliff Richard Marx
Cliff Richard combined with Richard Marx
Submitted By: Opie M.
Cliff Richard and the Young Lions
Cliff Richard combined with Richard and the Young Lions
Submitted By: Ed
Richard Nixon
Cliff Richard combined with Mojo Nixon
The 37th president of the U.S.! (However, his middle initial, M, did not stand for Mojo.)
Submitted By: Ed
Misheard Lyrics:
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Mississippi wine
Original Lyrics: Mistletoe and wine
| "Saviour's Day"
Misheard Lyrics: Many have come from the heels
Original Lyrics: Many have come from the hills
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"Some People"
Misheard Lyrics: Take crime in themselves
Original Lyrics: Take pride in themselves
| "From a Distance"
Misheard Lyrics: Garbage watching us
Original Lyrics: God is watching us
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: He's a bunny
Original Lyrics: It's so funny
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Was hearing this and I swear he was a rabbit! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Mistletoe and Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, Madgod pissing wine
Haskill sings Oblivion rhymes
With Skooma on offer, and Mazte for free
A time to rejoice in all insanity
Haskill sings Oblivion rhymes
With Skooma on offer, and Mazte for free
A time to rejoice in all insanity
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, methadone and wine
Toddlers singing blasphemous rhymes
With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree
A time to rejoice on the A580
Toddlers singing blasphemous rhymes
With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree
A time to rejoice on the A580
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Congratulations"
Better Lyrics:
Congratulations
Obama-Nation
The history's new chapter is ready to begin
Commiserations
Abominations
USA's never ever will be same again
Obama-Nation
The history's new chapter is ready to begin
Commiserations
Abominations
USA's never ever will be same again
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But the Sun don't shine anymore
Why They're Nonsensical: The Sun is always shining, although it may be hidden from view (such as at night or when hidden by clouds).
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Wired for Sound"
The Dated Lyrics: Power from the needle to the plastic
AM, FM, I feel so ecstatic. Why They're Dated: In the 1980s, this was obviously the height of modern technology. Now, it's not.
Submitted by: Hannah
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Congratulations"
Opening Lines: Congratulations and celebrations.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Opening Lines: Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha. Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha. Sam, I'm leaving the gang, so don't come around for me on Sunday.
Comments: Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
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Song Title Space Change:
"Goodbye Sam, Hello Sam Ant -- Ha!" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Submitted by: Sylvia Curruca
"I Ain't Got Tim E. Anymore" originally "I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Ant As Lists" originally "Santa's List"
Didn't know an ant was also lists?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Can't Keep This Feelin' Gin" originally "Can't Keep This Feeling In"
Only if you drink more gin.
Submitted by: Peter
"We Should Be To Get Her" originally "We Should be Together"
Cliff expresses his desire for a threesome?
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Last Satins" originally "Santa's List"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Satan Slits" originally "Santa's List"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Ant As Lists" originally "Santa's List"
An anagram previously posted as a space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
Songs That Are Banned:
"Honky Tonk Angel"
Banned by Richard himself after realizing that the song was about prostitution.
Submitted by: dxman
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Congratulations" Length: 2:33
"Congratulations" was released in 1968. It reaching #99 on Billboard's Pop Chart. It also reaching #1 on his country, which was also the UK entry for Eurovision 1968. Remember that he was not a one-hit wonder on Billboard's Pop Chart because he have more songs charting there beside to performs at Eurovision.
Submitted by: Wisnu Aji
Song Title Acrostics:
OR: "Occasional Rain"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AS: "Apron Strings"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Wired Sore Found" originally "Wired For Sound"
Submitted by: Toni Minot
"Fired War Sound" originally "Wired For Sound"
Submitted by: Toni Minot
"Tea Don't Walk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Like it ever did?!?
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
"Dee Won't Talk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
"Glue Turns to Bray" originally "Blue Turns to Grey"
I knew they made it from horses, but donkeys?
Submitted by: crazydon
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rich Clifford originally "Cliff Richard"
Submitted by: Claire Annette Player
Riff Clicher originally "Cliff Richard"
Submitted by: IBM (Itty Bitty Midget)
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