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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with B

"Baby Be My Love Song," Easton CorbinNo one (incl. a baby) can be a song.Heather Brockwell
"Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me," Mac DavisA baby can't be hooked on another person.Lynnetta Lore
"Baby Lemonade," Syd Barrett Drinks aren't sentient and don't have age groups.Steve
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. HookNobody can make their clothes talk.Lucy Lawful
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. HookDon't be silly. Jeans can't talk.Heather Brockwell
"Baby, You're a Rich Man," The Beatles"Baby" and "Man" are complete opposites in age.Michael C
"Babycakes," 3 of a KindCakes aren't made from babies.Mr. Critic
"Back Door Man," The DoorsNo man can be a door.Opie M.
"Back For A Taste Of Your Love," Syl JohnsonLove doesn't have a taste.Yvette Bristle
"Back From Eternity," Tommy ReynoldsEternity is not a location.Yvette Bristle
"Back In My Body," Maggie RogersCould she REALLY have ever been out of it?Heather Brockwell
"Back In Time," Huey Lewis And The NewsTime travel is an impossibilityJacques
"Back To Living Again," Curtis MayfieldYou only live once.Candy Welty
"Bad Blood," Taylor SwiftBlood cannot have behaviorsSpiderSkull98
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater RevivalYou naughty, naughty Moon!Offender
"Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater RevivalAstrology is a pseudoscience.Susanna Viljanen
"Bake Me A Woman," Dave McCoyPeople can't be produced by baking.Yvette Bristle
"Ball Of Confusion," The TemptationsConfusion cannot be made into a ball.They Call Me Mr. Pibbs
"Ball Tongue," KornNobody can roll their tongue into a ball.Frieda Evans
"Ballad In Blue," Hoagy CarmichaelBallads have no colourLeopard Seal
"Ballad Of A Crystal Man," DonovanNo person is a crystal or made of crystals.Candy Welty
"Ballrooms Of Mars," Marc Bolan And T. RexNo balls or ballrooms have been there yet.Tara Gilmer
"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)," CherI doubt seriously she'd be singing about it!Peter
"Bang The Doldrums," Fall Out BoyYou can't bang doldrums.Amanda
"Bang The Drum All Day," Todd RundgrenYou need to sleep sometime!Larcen Tyler
"Bang Your Head (Metal Health)," Quiet RiotMetal experiences neither health nor illness.Renee Sutton
"Banjo Boy," Art MooneyNo person is a musical instrument of any kind.Yvette Bristle
"Barbie Girl," AquaA person can't actually be a Barbie dollSteve
"Basin Street Blues," Miles DavisRoads don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Bat Out Of Hell," Meat LoafBats are like souls. They can't get out of Hell.Rocky Balboa Constrictor
"Batdance," PrinceReal bats do not dance.Odie Garfield
"Battle Born," Five Finger Death PunchBattles do not give birth or have offspring.Peter
"Battle Hymn Of The Republic," TraditionalSince when does a republic have a hymn?Christy McDaniel
"Battle In Me," GarbageBattles really do not happen inside people.Peter
"Battle of Epping Forest," GenesisThere has never been a battle with that nameSusanna Viljanen
"The Battle Of Evermore," Led ZeppelinThere's no such battle.Odie Garfield
"Battle Of Who Could Care Less," Ben Folds FiveAnother non-existant battleOdie Garfield
"Be All, End All," AnthraxNo one could be all, nor end all.Millie Henry
"Be My Baby," The RonettesOne can't choose whose offspring one is.Iris Green
"Be My Baby," The RonettesThe singer wants the subject to be her child? Huh?dxman
"Be My Little Bumble Bee," Jane MorganNo person can ever be a bee.Yvette Bristle
"Be My Lobster," Hightide HotelPeople can never be lobsters.Candy Welty
"The Beaches Of Cheyenne," Garth BrooksWyoming is a landlocked stateCarolee
"Bear Melt," Jefferson AirplaneSadly true for polar bears, but the rest of 'em...Diddims
"Beast Of Burden," The Rolling StonesThere's no such beast.Pete & Repete
"Beast Of Fire," PortraitBeasts aren't made of fire.Yvette Bristle
"Beat's So Lonely," Charlie SextonA beat cannot experience loneliness.Stu L. Pigeon
"Beating On Death's Door," Lamb of GodDeath doesn't have a door...The Face Smasher
"Beautiful Bomb," Reckless LoveBombs are not beautiful.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Beautiful Disaster," Jon McLaughlinDisasters aren't pretty. Just ask New Orleans.MOR
"Beautiful Hangover," Big BangThere's nothing beautiful about a hangover!Kara Oke
"A Beautiful Lie," 30 Seconds To MarsI didn't know lies could be seen.Lizzie
"Beautiful Mess," Jason Mrazsince when mess has been beautiful?Melinda
"Beautiful Noise," Neil DiamondNoises can't be seenIsac
"Beautiful Pain," Jann ArdenPain isn't beautiful.Yvette Bristle
"Beautiful Wreck Of The World," Willie NileA wreck of the world wouldn't be beautiful.Heather Brockwell
"Because All Men Are Brothers," Peter, Paul, and MaryNot if some are only-children.baa
"Becoming The Bull," AtreyuNo one can become a bull.Carla Jorgensen
"Bed Of Lies," Matchbox TwentyA bed cannot contain lies (falsehoods).Rich
"Bed Of Nails," Alice CooperA bed can't be made of nailsMads
"Bedroom Eyes," Mama's BoysRooms don't have eyes.Yvette Bristle
"Bedtime For Toys," Stevie WonderToys don't need a bedtime. They don't sleep!Peter
"Beer For My Horses," Toby Keith & Willie NelsonHorses don't drink beerIsac
"Before I Died," Jim ReevesDead people can't sing or say anything.Candy Welty
"Before My Heart Finds Out," Gene CottonHearts are incapable of finding out anything.Yvette Bristle
"Behind the Sea," Panic At The DiscoYou can't get behind the sea.Lizzie
"Being Boiled," Human LeagueYou'd probably not survive to sing about that.Peter
"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite," The BeatlesNo one is named Mr. Kite.Wanda Pierce
"Beleeka Doodle Day," Al StewartThere is no such day.Yvette Bristle
"Bell Bottom Blues," Bobby WhitlockPants don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Bend Time Back Around," Paula AbdulGood luck with thatDanielle
"Best Of Both Worlds," Miley Cyrus as Hannah MontanaHuman life's confined (so far) to one world, EarthLauren Overstreet
"The Best Things In Life Are Free," Frank Sinatra Not even the worst things are free.Old Man Edgar Winter
"Beyond the Invisible," EnigmaThere's nothing beyond being invisibleKerry
"Bicycle Bicycle, You are my Bicycle," Be Your Own PETPeople can't be bicycles!Franka
"Big City Miss Ruth Ann," GalleryThere is no city called Miss Ruth Ann.Odie Garfield
"Big City Nights," ScorpionsA city does not have its own nights.Rock Maninoff
"Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart and his Magic BandBeans don't have eyes or live on Venus.Peter
"Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart & His Magic BandVenus now know to be too hot for life as we knowAmanda Svenson
"Big Girls Don't Cry," The Four SeasonsWho says they don't? ALL people cry at some point!Spiff Swift
"Big In Japan," AlphavilleYou cannot change your size for just one countrySusanna Viljanen
"Big Mouth Blues," Gram ParsonsMouths don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Harry McClintockMountains are not made of candy.Opie M.
"Big Rock Candy Mountain," Burl IvesMountains are not made of rock candy.Candy Welty
"Big Silver Tears," Mack Allen SmithTears aren't made of silver, nor colored silver.Yvette Bristle
"Big Things Come In Small Packages," Foster SylversNo, SMALL things come in small packages!Isac
"Big Things Come In Small Packages," Foster SylversBig things won't fit in small packages.Yvette Bristle
"Big Time," Peter GabrielYou must have had a big watch, eh?FiFi
"Billion Dollar Babies," Alice CooperAre they made of diamonds or something?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Bird Dog," The Everly BrothersA dog that's a bird or a bird that's a dog?Peter
"Bird of a Thousand Voices," Lion Guard SoundtrackA bird doesn't have that many voices in real life.Julie
"Birdcage Walk," Martha & The MuffinsCages don't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Birdhouse In Your Soul," They Might Be GiantsSeeing as a soul isn't a physical place...Relik86
"Bitter Moon," Mark KingThe Moon has neither bitter herbs nor emotions.Carla Jorgensen
"Bittersweet Surrender," Big Head Todd And The MonstersSurrendering has no taste..Odie Garfield
"Bittersweet Symphony," The VerveYou can't taste a symphony! JC Foster
"Bittersweet Symphony," VerveSince when does a symphony have a taste?been_a_son
"Black As Rain," Pixie LottRain isn't black, unless it's raining inkChris Chendo
"Black Black Heart," David UsherLung cancer?Peter Lau
"Black Capicorn Day," JamiroquaiThere's no such dayAlice
"Black Diamond," KissReally? I've never heard of or seen one!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black Friday," Steely DanDays of the week don't have color.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Black Frost," Harvey MasonFrost is white, not black.Yvette Bristle
"Black Hole Sun," SoundgardenThe Sun won't be a black hole for 5 billion yearsbeen_a_son
"Black Hole Sun," SoundgardenSun is too small star to ever become a black holeSusanna Viljanen
"Black July," Joshua JamesMonths don't have color.JohnHowarth
"Black Magic," Little MixMagic cannot be coloured.Dongquan
"Black Magic Woman," SantanaMagic is not black and is never a woman.Rock Maninoff
"Black Night," Deep PurpleThe night is never truly black, it's an expressionGlamRockNinjaLord
"Black Noise," The Rotary ConnectionNoise has no color.Yvette Bristle
"Black Rain," SoundgardenRain has no colors.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black Rainbow," Paul ThornRainbows aren't black.Yvette Bristle
"The Black Rainbow," Coheed And CambriaRainbows have no black in them.Yvette Bristle
"Black Roses," Brain TrainNo rose is truly black.Yvette Bristle
"Black Sunshine," White ZombieSunshine is not blackJoe Joe
"Black Tiger," Y&TTruly black tigers do not exist.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Black-Hearted Lady," Ken HensleyHearts aren't black.Yvette Bristle
"Black-Throated Wind," Grateful DeadThe wind doesn't have a throatAareni
"Blackboard Of My Heart," George JonesHearts don't have blackboards.Yvette Bristle
"Blame My Absent Minded Heart," Kay StarrHearts have no personalities.Elon Muskrat
"Blank Earth," ChevelleThe earth isn't blank.Yvette Bristle
"Blanket Of Love," Barbara MandrellLove is an emotion, not a blanket.Yvette Bristle
"Blaze Of Glory," Bon JoviGlory is not combustible.Richard Head
"Bled For Days," Static-XYou'd be dead a few times over before it's over...The Face Smasher
"Bleed Black," AFIBlood is not that color, sorry.Jake
"Bleeding Love," Leona LewisHow can you bleed love? How does love bleed?Diddims
"Bleeding Love," Leona LewisBut love is not blood!Tommy
"Bless The Broken Road," Rascal FlattsRoad only break when they have cracksChristy McDaniel
"The Blind Can't Lead The Blind," HorslipsYes, they can. There's a way for them to do it.Yvette Bristle
"Blinded By The Darkness," T-Bone BurnettDarkness can't blind anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Blinding Tears Will Break The Skies," TriviumSkies are not a breakable entity.Millie Henry
"Blister In The Sun," Violent FemmesBlisters cannot be in the sun.Orel Hershyster
"Blister On The Moon," TasteThe Moon doesn't have blisters.Yvette Bristle
"Blood Doll," Anarchy ClubDolls cannot be made from blood.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Blood From A Stone," CinderellaRocks don't produce blood.Yvette Bristle
"Blood Of Emeralds," Gary MooreEmeralds don't produce blood.Yvette Bristle
"Bloodrocuted," DethklokWhat does this even mean?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Blow Out The Stars, Turn Off The Moon," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandCelestial bodies can't be blown out or turned off.Yvette Bristle
"Blow Out The Sun," Della ReeseThe sun can't be blown out.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Bamboo," Dancing FantasyBamboo isn't blue.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Christmas," Elvis PresleyA holiday cannot be colored blue.Santa Paws
"Blue Hawaii," Elvis PresleyStates aren't monochrome.Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Heartaches," The MarcelsHeartaches have no colourAlice
"Blue Highway," Billy IdolHighways aren't colored blue.Rocky
"Blue Kiss," Jane WiedlinKisses don't have color.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Memories," James O'GwynnMemories don't have color.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Monday," New OrderWhat next, red Saturday?Ned Riley
"Blue Moon," The MarcelsThe moon isn't blueAlice
"Blue Moon," Elvis PresleyLast time I checked it it was yellowishSusanna Viljanen
"Blue Moon of Kentucky," Elvis PresleyWhat next, Pink Moon of Nebraska?Susanna Viljanen
"Blue Moon With Heartache," Rosanne CashThe Moon doesn't have a heart, nor can it ache.Heather Brockwell
"Blue Morning, Blue Day," ForeignerA day cannot actually be coloredNoskcaj
"Blue Rain," Roy OrbisonRain doesn't have color, and doesn't have emotionYvette Bristle
"Blue Roses," Beautiful SouthRoses are never blue.Natty
"Blue Side Of Lonesome," Jim Reeves"Lonesome" has no sides.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Sky Mine," Midnight OilA mine cannot be in the sky.Lance Crackers
"Blue Sky Night," Melissa FerrickThe sky is black at night, not blue.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Tango," Les BaxterDances don't have colors or emotions.Candy Welty
"Blue Tears," RandomTears don't actually have a color.Yvette Bristle
"Blue Wind," Rocky StormThe wind doesn't have color.Yvette Bristle
"Blue World," The Moody BluesThe world isn't totally blue.Yvette Bristle
"Blueberry Belly Button," Miranda CosgroveNo belly button is made of any kind of berries.Millie Verst
"Blueberry Boat," The Fiery FurnacesBoats aren't made of berries.Candy Welty
"Blueberry Hill," Fats DominoBlueberries don't make good hills.Peter
"Bluegrass Music's Really Gone To Town," The Osborne BrothersMusic doesn't travel.Yvette Bristle
"Bluer Than Blue," Michael Johnson Heather Brockwell
"The Blues Came Tumbling Down," The Capri SistersThe blues are an emotion and can't tumble.Yvette Bristle
"Blues For Breakfast," The West-SidersThe blues are not food.Candy Welty
"Blues Is King," Marshall CrenshawThere is no king named Blues.Yvette Bristle
"The Blues Stepped In," Tommy HammondThe blues are an emotion and can't step in.Yvette Bristle
"The Blues Walked In," Whitey KnightThe blues are an emotion, so they can't walk.Yvette Bristle
"Boat Of Life," George JonesLife is not a boat.Yvette Bristle
"Body Language," QueenA body does not speak a language.Brit Boxx
"Body Like a Back Road," Sam HuntNo person has a body like thatLynn
"Bone Fire," Soft MachineBones don't produce flames.Yvette Bristle
"Bonestorm," Frozen GhostStorms don't involve bones.Yvette Bristle
"Boogie Queen," NitzingerBoogie is not a monarchy.Yvette Bristle
"Boogie Shoes," KC And The Sunshine BandThat is not a type of shoe.Odie Garfield
"Book Of Days," NektarBooks don't contain days.Yvette Bristle
"Born Dead Buried Alive," HypocrisyThe title speaks for itself. Peter
"Born From Fire," AmorphisSelf explanatoryweird kid106
"Born Like This," Three Days GraceSo they wrote and recorded it while being born?*katie
"Born On The Wrong Side Of Time," TasteTime has no sides, nor could there be a wrong sideHeather Brockwell
"Born This Way," Lady GagaYou're not a baby anymore, Gaga.Tommy
"Born To Be Wild," SteppenwolfNot unless it's an animal. And the singer is humanSteve
"Born To Boogie," T RexNobody can be born specifically for this purpose.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Born to Die," Lana Del ReyOnly unwanted pregnancies (no offence,it happens)Natasha
"Born To Fly," Sara EvansHuman beings can't flyPinmonkeyJunkie
"Born To Make You Happy," Britney SpearsNo you weren'tSarah
"Born To Run," K-OSNewborns can't walk, let alone run.Peter Lau
"Borrowed Time," StyxYou can't borrow time.Yvette Bristle
"Boss Guitar," Duane EddyNo musical instrument can be a supervisor.Candy Welty
"Bottle Living," Dave GahanA bottle cannot have life, nor can you live in oneR. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Bottle Of Love," Garland JeffreysLove can't be put into a bottle.Yvette Bristle
"Bottle of Sunshine," MilkshakeSunshine can't be in a bottleJeremy
"The Bottomless Lake," John PrineAll lakes have bottoms.Yvette Bristle
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green DayYou can't pave a road with broken dreams.Taylor
"Boulevard Of Broken Dreams," Green DayWas the road paved with nightmares?Billy
"Box Of Rain," Grateful DeadDifficult to keep liquid inside of a box.Peter
"Boy Inside My Heart," Nikki WebsterHearts can't contain people.Candy Welty
"Boy Like Me," Jessica HarpThis artist is female, not male.Mr. Critic
"A Boy Named Sue," Johnny CashHello!? Sue is a GIRL's name!!Chowder
"The Boy Who Destroyed The World," AFIA boy could not destroy a whole world.Opie M.
"A Boy With Nothing," Peter And GordonEvery person has something.Yvette Bristle
"Boy's Don't Cry," The CureThey sure do. Everyone cries at some time!Evan
"Boys From The County Hell," The PoguesHell=name of towns in US & Norway, but no CountyAmber D'Allesio
"Bozo Skeleton," LardA skeleton cannot be a clown.Opie M.
"Brain Drain," The RamonesThis makes no sense...GlamRockNinjaLord
"Brain Stew," Green Day Lizzie
"Brass Monkey," Beastie BoysMonkeys aren't made of copper and zinc (ie brass)Alan the Ottoman
"Brass Sky," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandThe sky is not made of brass.Yvette Bristle
"Breadfan," BudgieI have not seen any fans made of bread.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Break Like The Wind," Spinal TapThe wind is not something physically breakable.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Break Me Gently," The DovesHard to do!Sean
"Break Your Plans," The FrayPlans cannot be (physically) broken.Dongquan
"Breakin' In A Brand New Broken Heart," Connie FrancisReally awful title. If broken it is not new!Peter
"Breaking Into Heaven," Heaven And HellThis is rather obviously not possible.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Breaking The Girl," Red Hot Chili PeppersHow can one break a person!? It's gotta hurt!Chowder
"Breaking Up The Girl," GarbageOne cannot break up a person, per se.Isac
"Breathe the Jackal," Beyond Dawn weird kid106
"Breathe the Jackal," Beyond DawnYou can't really do that in real life.Lefty Lucy
"Breathe You In," David MeadPeople can't be breathed in.Yvette Bristle
"Breathe Your Name," Sixpence None The RicherThis implies uttering it without fully saying it.Anne
"Breathe Your Name," Sixpence None the RicherAnd just how do you go about doing THAT?Isac
"Brick Windows," MinistryWindows are made of glass, not brick.Yvette Bristle
"The Bridge Of Love," Connie SmithLove is an emotion, not bridge material.Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Of Sighs," Robin TrowerSighs can't be used to build bridges.Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Of Silence," Dobie GraySilence can't be used to build bridges.Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Over Troubled Music," Yellow Magic OrchestraMusic has no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Bridge Over Troubled Water," Simon & GarfunkelWater is a substance. It does not have emotions.Susanna Viljanen
"Bridge To Nowhere," Sam RobertsAny bridge has to cross to somewhere.Heather Brockwell
"Bridge To Your Heart," Wax UKSo people from other body parts can cross?rocky
"Bright White Flame," UnderworldFlames are NOT whiteClever Name
"Bring Back The Days," Today's TomorrowDays can't be brought back. Band name also L.I.Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back The Time," B.J. ThomasTime can't be brought back.Yvette Bristle
"Bring Back Those Wonderful Days," Bert WilliamsDays can't be brought back.Candy Welty
"Bring Back Yesterday," Jaicko LawrenceYesterday is gone and can't be brought back.Yvette Bristle
"Bring Down The Moon," Boy Meets GirlThe moon can't be brought down.Yvette Bristle
"Bring Me To Life," EvanescenceIf you're dead, you can't be brought back to life.Emily
"Bring The Noise," Public EnemyNoise can't be transported.Heather Brockwell
"Broadway Ramble," Earl KlughRoads don't ramble.Yvette Bristle
"Broken Hearted Me," Anne MurrayOne with a heart literally broken can't sing.Mercedes Morgan
"Broken Hearts Parade," Good CharlotteHearts don't go on parade.Yvette Bristle
"Broken-Hearted Melody," Sarah VaughanMelodies don't have hearts or feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Brokenheartsville," Joe NicholsThere's no such municipality.Heather Brockwell
"Brother Jukebox," Mark ChesnuttJukeboxes have neither relatives nor gender.crazydon
"Brother Moon," AmorphisCelestial bodies don't have relatives.weird kid106
"Brother River," Johnny DarrellRivers have no siblings and no gender.Yvette Bristle
"Brother Sun, Sister Moon," DonovanNeither celestial body has a sibling.Brit Boxx
"Brother Wind," Golden EarringThe wind has no relatives and no gender.Yvette Bristle
"Bruise In The Sky," Pretty ThingsThe sky can't be bruised.Yvette Bristle
"Bubble Of Life," Man With A MissionLife is not a bubble.Yvette Bristle
"Bubble Toes," Jack JohnsonToes aren't made of bubbles.Regina Grant
"Bucket Of Girls," David MeadPeople can't fit into a bucket.Yvette Bristle
"Buffalo Soldier," Bob Marley And The WailersReal buffaloes don't have armies, fight wars or . Peter
"Build God, Then We'll Talk," Panic! At the DiscoUmmm. Self explanatory.Myndi
"Build Me Up Buttercup," FoundationsA buttercup cannot build anything upFussBudget
"Build Me Up, Buttercup," The FoundationsA flower can't build anybody.Yvonne Sindri
"Building A Mystery," Sarah McLachlanNo mystery is a mystery to its builders (if any).Heather Brockwell
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings," Smashing Pumpkinsbullets don't have wings; they can't flyHeather Brockwell
"Bulletproof Heart," My Chemical RomanceFired bullets can penetrate hearts.Yvette Bristle
"Bulls On Parade," Rage Against The MachineThey can be in a parade, but not on it.CDD
"Burden In My Hand," SoundgardenA burden can't be held with hands.Lance Crackers
"The Burden Of Being Wonderful," Steel PantherI hardly would consider that a burden!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Buried A Lie," Senses FailYou can't bury liesWanda Pierce
"Buried Alive By Love," HIMLove is not a gravedigger or undertaker.Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
"Buried Alive In The Blues," Janis JoplinThe blues don't bury anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Burn Baby Burn," AshNo sane parents will cremate their offspring aliveSusanna Viljanen
"Burn In My Light," Mercy DriveI don't give off light!FiFi
"Burning A Hole In My Mind," Connie SmithMinds don't have holes.Yvette Bristle
"Burning Heart," SurvivorA heart can't catch on fire.Red Ruffcorn
"Burning In The Skies," Linkin ParkThe sky is incapable of catching fire.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Burning Love," Elvis PresleyLove is an emotion, so it can't burnRich
"Burning Love," Elvis PresleyLove is not a combustible substance.Trina Lufkin
"The Burning Number," Dead Letter CircusNumbers don't burnLori Blonde
"Bury Everything," Lost Hands Found FingersSome things can't be buried (Sun, Moon, etc.).Yvette Bristle
"The Business Of Paper Stars," Hawthorne HeightsStars aren't made of paper.Yvette Bristle
"Butt Town," Iggy PopThere is no city with that name.Rock Maninoff
"Butterfly Kisses," Bob CarlisleButterflies can't kiss.Gene Splicer
"Butterfly Rock," Dolly PartonButterflies are not rocks.Isac
"Buy a Heart," Nicki MinajHearts are not for sale unless it's part of a pet.JohnHowarth
"Buy For Me The Rain," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandRain is not for sale.Bethany Byrd

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