Names -> Literally Impossible Song Titles -> B
Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.
For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.
| Song/Performer | Comments | Submittor |
| "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. Hook | Nobody can make their clothes talk. | Lucy Lawful |
| "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr Hook | Jeans can't talk | Leeosaurus |
| "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr Hook | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Bad Moon Rising," Creedence Clearwater Revival | You naughty, naughty Moon! | Offender |
| "Bang The Doldrums," Fall Out Boy | You can't bang doldrums. | Amanda |
| "Bat Out Of Hell," Meatloaf | Bats are like souls. They can't get out of Hell. | rocky |
| "Battle Hymn Of The Republic," Traditional | Since when does a republic have a hymn? | Christy McDaniel |
| "Be My Baby," The Ronettes | The singer wants the subject to be her child? Huh? | dxman |
| "The Beaches Of Cheyenne," Garth Brooks | Wyoming is a landlocked state | Carolee |
| "Bear Melt," Jefferson Airplane | Sadly true for polar bears, but the rest of 'em... | Diddims |
| "Beautiful Disaster," Jon McLaughlin | Disasters aren't pretty. Just ask New Orleans. | MOR |
| "A Beautiful Lie," 30 Seconds To Mars | I didn't know lies could be seen. | Lizzie |
| "Beautiful Mess," Jason Mraz | since when mess has been beautiful? | Melinda |
| "Beautiful Tragedy," In This Moment | when is a tragedy beautiful? This is an oxymoron | weird kid106 |
| "Bed Of Nails," Alice Cooper | A bed can't be made of nails | Mads |
| "Behind the Sea," Panic At The Disco | You can't get behind the sea. | Lizzie |
| "Bend Time Back Around," Paula Abdul | Good luck with that | Danielle |
| "Best Of Both Worlds," Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana | Human life's confined (so far) to one world, Earth | Lauren Overstreet |
| "Bicycle Bicycle, You are my Bicycle," Be Your Own PET | People can't be bicycles! | Franka |
| "Big Eyed Beans From Venus," Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band | Beans don't have eyes or live on Venus. | Peter |
| "Big In Japan," Alphaville | You cannot change your size for just one country | Susanna Viljanen |
| "Big Time," Peter Gabriel | You must have had a big watch, eh? | FiFi |
| "Birdhouse In Your Soul," They Might Be Giants | Seeing as a soul isn't a physical place... | Relik86 |
| "Bittersweet Symphony," The Verve | You can't taste a symphony! | JC Foster |
| "Bittersweet Symphony," Verve | Since when does a symphony have a taste? | been_a_son |
| "Black Black Heart," David Usher | Lung cancer? | Peter Lau |
| "Black Hole Sun," Soundgarden | The Sun won't be a black hole for 5 billion years | been_a_son |
| "Black Sunshine," White Zombie | sunshine is not black | weird kid106 |
| "Black-Throated Wind," Grateful Dead | The wind doesn't have a throat | Aareni |
| "Bleed Black," AFI | Only Anime characters bleed black. I love anime. | Jake |
| "Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis | How can you bleed love? How does love bleed? | Diddims |
| "Bleeding Love," Leona Lewis | But love is not blood! | Tommy |
| "Blue Highway," Billy Idol | Highways aren't colored blue. | Rocky |
| "Blue Monday," New Order | What next, red Saturday? | Ned Riley |
| "blue moon of kentucky," Elvis Presley | this is so wrong! | mina |
| "Blue Roses," Beautiful South | Roses are never blue. | Natty |
| "Bluer Than Blue," Michael Johnson | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Born from Fire," Amorphis | weird kid106 | |
| "Born Like This," Three Days Grace | So they wrote and recorded it while being born? | *katie |
| "Born To Be My Baby," Bon Jovi | must've made some deal with God! | rocky |
| "Born To Fly," Sara Evans | Human beings can't fly | PinmonkeyJunkie |
| "Born To Make You Happy," Britney Spears | No you weren't | Sarah |
| "Born To Run," K-OS | Newborns can't walk, let alone run. | Peter Lau |
| "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green Day | You can't pave a road with broken dreams. | Taylor |
| "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams," Green Day | Was the road paved with nightmares? | Billy |
| "Brain Stew," Green Day | Lizzie | |
| "Brass Monkey," Beastie Boys | Monkeys aren't made of copper and zinc (ie brass) | Alan the Ottoman |
| "Break Me Gently," The Doves | Hard to do! | Sean |
| "Breakin' In A Brand New Broken Heart," Connie Francis | Really awful title. If broken it is not new! | Peter |
| "Breathe the Jackal," Beyond Dawn | weird kid106 | |
| "Bridge To Your Heart," Wax UK | So people from other body parts can cross? | rocky |
| "Bring Me To Life," Evanescence | If you're dead, you can't be brought back to life. | Emily |
| "Brother Moon," Amorphis | weird kid106 | |
| "Build God, Then We'll Talk," Panic! At the Disco | Ummm. Self explanatory. | Myndi |
| "Build Me Up Buttercup," Foundations | A buttercup cannot build anything up | FussBudget |
| "Build Me Up, Buttercup," The Foundations | A flower can't build anybody. | Yvonne Sindri |
| "Bullet with butterfly wings," Smashing Pumpkins | bullets don't have wings, can't fly | Jenny |
| "Bullet With Butterfly Wings," Smashing Pumpkins | Heather Brockwell | |
| "Bulls On Parade," Rage Against The Machine | They can be in a parade, but not on it. | CDD |
| "Burden In My Hand," Soundgarden | A burden can't be held with hands. | Lance Crackers |
| "Burn In My Light," Mercy Drive | I don't give off light! | FiFi |
| "Burning Heart," Survivor | A heart can't catch on fire. | Red Ruffcorn |
| "Burning Love," Elvis Presley | Love is not a combustible substance. | Trina Lufkin |
| "Butterfly Kisses," Bob Carlisle | Butterflies can't kiss. | Gene Splicer |
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