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Fun Music Information -> Jan And Dean

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Sidewalk Surfin',"	Sidewalks are difficult to turn into surfboards.	Peter

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Girls In Their Summer Clothes," Bruce Springsteen	"One-Piece Topless Bathing Suit," Jan And Dean

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Rag City" originally "Drag City"

Yvette Bristle

"Dead Ma's Curve" originally "Dead Man's Curve"

Daphne Hughes

"Dead Man's Cure" originally "Dead Man's Curve"

Regina

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Dead Man's Curved" originally "Dead Man's Curve"

Everyone (alive or dead) is curved in some way.

Francine Harper

"Sidewalk Smurfin'" originally "Sidewalk Surfin'"

When you really want to paint the town blue!

Peter

"Dread Man's Curve" originally "Dead Man's Curve"

Tiffany Furlong

"Ride The Wild Smurf" originally "Ride The Wild Surf"

Wendy Torrance

"Smurf City" originally "Surf City"

Wendy Torrance

Change a Letter:

"Turf City" originally "Surf City"

Angela

"Little Odd Lady From Pasadena" originally "Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

Serafina

"Surf Pity" originally "Surf City"

Why would one pity surf?

Lou Quilson

"Dead Man's Curse" originally "Dead Man's Curve"

Daphne Hughes

"Sure City" originally "Surf City"

Tiffany Furlong

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Baby Talk"	"Fishy Talk"	card
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"	"The Little Old Party Where Pants Aren't Needed"	Alvin Rhodes
"Dead Man's Curve"	"Dead Men Vote"	Patrick McWilliams
"Baby Talk"	"Fishy Talk"	Ann Hammond
"Surf City"	"Surge City"	Violet T. Riol
"Surf City"	"Surf Tv"	Alvin Rhodes
"Little Old Lady from Pasadena"	"Little Old Lady's Rump Passin' Beaners"	John A. Barry
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"	"The Little Young Lady Possessed By Demons"	Alvin Rhodes
"Little old lady from Pasadena"	"Middle-aged lady from Pasadena"	Paul Warren
"Ride The Wild Surf"	"Play On Wild Turf"	Green Bloodied Hound Dogs
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
One Piece Topless Bathing Suit	Venus Swimwear	Tarzan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Dead Man's Curve	Jaguar dealership	Bob

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
All In The Suit That You Wear Stone Temple Pilots	One-Piece Topless Bathing Suit Jan And Dean	All In The One-Piece Topless Bathing Suit You Wear	Tarzan
Dead Man's Curve Jan and Dean	Autobahn Kraftwerk	Dead Man's Autobahn	old
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena Jan And Dean	The Lady Is A Tramp Frank Sinatra	The Little Old Lady From Pasadena Is A Tramp Gee, as soon as I though of this, I thought it would already be posted.	Julia Cox

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Jan And Dean Martin

Jan And Dean combined with Dean Martin

Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy

Jan and Jimmy Dean

Jan and Dean combined with Jimmy Dean

Submitted By: Roger

Jan And Dean Friedman

Jan And Dean combined with Dean Friedman

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Jan And Dean Friedman

Jan And Dean combined with Dean Friedman

Submitted By: Candy Welty

There are additional Jan And Dean Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena" Misheard Lyrics: She's the terror of Colorado polo bars. Original Lyrics: She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.	"Surf City" Misheard Lyrics: Pooh bear's another toy Original Lyrics: Two girls for every boy
"The New Girl In School" Misheard Lyrics: I got a bag for the new girl in school Original Lyrics: I got it bad for the new girl in school	"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena" Misheard Lyrics: The car in her rickety old garage Is a brand new, shiny red super stock car Original Lyrics: The car in her rickety old garage Is a brand new, shiny red super stock Dodge
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Sidewalk Surfin'"

Misheard Lyrics:

Mustard buns

Original Lyrics:

Bust your buns.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Steve K

The guy who was doing the trick I figured was 'hot dogging' so what goes with a hot dog? Mustard & buns.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

The Funny Lyrics:

Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator.

Why They're Funny:

I can imagine the shock on a cop's face when he sees that an elderly lady is doing 80 in a 55 mph zone.

Submitted by: Joed

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Little Old Lady from Pasadena"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

Go granny, go granny, go granny, go.

Why They're Repetitive:

She's gone already!!

Submitted by: Cara

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Surf City"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woodie.
(Surf City, here we come)
You know it's not very cheery, it's an oldie but a goodie.

Why They're Nonsensical:

Wouldn't it need to be more cheery to really qualify it as a "goodie"?

Submitted by: Karen Smith

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Dean Man's Curve"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

(Spoken): 'Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve I know I'll never forget that horrible sight, I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right'

Why They're Inappropriate:

When you're describing a horrible accident to the doctor, is this really an appropriate time to rhyme your words?

Submitted by: Glenn

"They're Coming From All Over The World"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

The Rolling Stones from Liverpool

Why They're Inappropriate:

The Rolling Stones are from London, the Beatles are from Liverpool. This is from the 1964 tami show by the way.

Submitted by: JD

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Anaheim, Azusa & Cucamonga Sewing Circle"

The Lyrics:

They toot around town in their big Grand Prix
Sittin' in their bucket seats, shootin' the breeze.

Product Brand Name:

Pontiac Grand Prix (Note: the full song title is The Anaheim, Azusa & Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review & Timing Association [wouldn't fit in the slot])

Submitted by: Bob

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Dead Man's Curve"

The Lyrics:

walk on back,from dead man's curve!
dead man's curve!,no place to stay!

Why:

a song about,a DANGEROUS place on a highway, it's sure is, ONE FEARSOME BALLAD!

Submitted by: aj

Band Name Anagrams:

Jean And Dan Submitted by: Rafeal De La Ghetto

Song Title Anagrams:

"Found A Riddle" originally "Fiddle Around"

Submitted by: Megan Ura

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Dead Man's Curve"

The Lyrics:

I flew past La Brea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
And all the Jag could see were my six taillights
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
But I pulled her out and there we were at Dead man's curve.

Why:

La Brea Avenue, Crescent Heights Boulevard, and Doheny Drive in West Hollywood, California. Schwab's is the former Schwab's Pharmacy at 8024 Sunset Boulevard.

Submitted by: Bob

"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"

The Lyrics:

She's the little old lady from Pasadena.

Why:

Refers to Pasadena, California

Submitted by: Jane Farnsworth