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Wierd Al Yankovich, Werid Al, Weird Al Yankovic / Nirvana, Weird Al Yankovich, Weird Al Yankavic, Weird Al Yancovic, Weird Al, Al YankovicMy brothers and sisters all hated me cause I was an only child - Weird Al Yankovic |
Also known as: Alfred Matthew Yankovic. Submitted by: Mr. Bun
Known informally as: King of Parody. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"UHF" | - ayane |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"The Weird Al Show Theme" | "Running With Scissors" is the album it's on, but as you can read it is the theme for the Weird Al Show - Zakery The Weird Man Wood |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Truck Drivin' Song" | An oft repeated line is "I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a truck." In some lines "big ol' " is inserted before the second occurrence of "truck". But the title "Truck Drivin' Song" never occurs in the lyrics. - Carmen Nunki |
"Polkas On .45" | Since this is one of Weird Al's polka songs where he does a polka-style medley of Top 40 hits, you won't find the title in the song (or songs?). - Funnyman |
"Polka Power" | First line is " Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want". Might that or some part of it be used as an alternate "title"? Possibly, but that might be confusing, as something like "What I Really Really Want" might be the title of another song. Weird Al's songs, occasionally, rather than being whole-song parodies, are an asortment of lines from various other songs, strung together to polka rhythm and rousing accordion accompaniment. This song is a case in point. "Polka Power" is typical of the unlikely-to-be-found-in-lyrics type of titles that he gives to such amalgamated compositions. - Emmy Kay Butanone |
"The Weird Al Show Theme" | First line, and lyrics by which the song might best be known, if any, is "Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al". Or such a surrogate "title" might be shortened to "Story 'bout a guy named Al" or simply "A guy named Al". The title of the song is never in the lyrics, as one would generally expect of a title that designates the song as a "Show Theme" A show theme would sound funny if it identified itself explicitly that way in the lyrics, wouldn't it? - Emmy Kay Butanone |
"The Saga Begins" | First line, and lyrics by which the song might best be known, if any, is "A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...". Thus starts this parody of "American Pie", which gets its name because it is a humorous recounting of the events of the first movie (chronologically first, but fourth to be made) in the STAR WARS series. That title is never sung in the lyrics. - Emmy Kay Butanone |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Weird Al Parodist | What he does best | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Odd Bob Chosondik | It could be used in a 'South Park' episode. | Paul Warren |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Slime Preachers From Outer Space" | "Slime Creatures from Outer Space" | Emily Lime |
"Weasel Chomping Day" | "Weasel Stomping Day" | Regina Haniger |
"Stout" | "Fat" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"I Lost On Ebay " | "I Bought On Ebay" | Adam |
"Preppy Idiot" | "Canadian Idiot" | Alex |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Weasel Stomping Day," | There's no such day. | Rad |
"Weasel Stomping Day," | Where would you find weasels to stomp on anyway? | Marie |
"Talk Soup," | No such soup has ever been cooked. | Roger |
"King Of Suede," | Suede is not a monarchy. | Yvette Bristle |
"Livin' In The Fridge," | No one can live in a refrigerator. | Max E. Padd |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Hope Is...," Killswitch Engage | "Bob," Weird Al Yankovic | |
"Who's That Girl?," Eurythmics | "Airline Amy," Weird Al Yankovic | |
"Teeth," Lady Gaga | "Cavity Search," Weird Al Yankovic | |
"Mama She's Lazy," Pinkard & Bowden | "Inactive," Weird Al Yankovic | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"The Brady Bunch" | "Goanimate Grounded Videos" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"Achy Breaky Song" | "Sucky Arthur Show" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"Achy Breaky Song" | "Sucky Sucky Theme" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"UHF" | "HBO" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"UHF" | "HBO" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"Spatula City" | "J.D. Roth's Cheese Warehouse" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"Achy Breaky Song" | "Yucky Yucky Special" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"Don't Wear Those Shoes" | "Don't Air Buy Me That Anymore" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"Slime Creatures From Outer Space" | "Slight Crazy From Quarantine" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"I Lost on Jeopardy" | "I Vote for Joe Biden" | Duc4AmIRight |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
I'll Sue Ya | People's Court TV show | Edward |
I'll Sue Ya | People's Court TV show | Edward |
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White | Wheel of Fortune | Spindini |
Dare To Be Stupid | Beginner Books | Brandon Reina |
Dare To Be Stupid | Devo CD's and records, etc. etc. | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
I'll Sue Ya | Portfolio Recovery Associates | Kerry |
Amish Paradise | Paradise, PA Chamber of Commerce | Matthias |
Virus Alert | AVG Technical Support | Bort & Ornie |
Fat | Overeaters Anonymous | Dennis Pickle |
Weasel Stomping Day | P.E.T.A. | Edward |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Dance On The Volcano Genesis | Inactive Weird Al Yankovic | Dance On The Inactive Volcano Because dancing on an active one would be crazy! | Edward |
Eleanor Rigby The Beatles | Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic | Eleanor Rigby Smells Like Nirvana Sounds like a playground taunt! | Jacynthia Maries |
I Remember You Skid Row | I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic | I Remember You, Larry | Joe |
4 Minutes Madonna | One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic | 5 Minutes | Ken |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Foil"
Misheard Lyrics: Stick it in your pool ball
Original Lyrics: Stick it in your cooler
| "Dare to Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics: Look for Mr. Goofus
Original Lyrics: Look for Mr. Goodbar
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"Christmas at Ground Zero"
Misheard Lyrics: Hispanic in the crown
Original Lyrics: There's panic in the crowd
| "UHF"
Misheard Lyrics: Grow up until we die
Original Lyrics: Throw out your TV Guide
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"White and Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics: Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like her, or do I like the card? Original Lyrics: Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Victoria I don't know anything about Star Trek so this is what I heard. I thought it was about him not being able to choose between a girl and a collector's card or something haha. In hindsight it doesn't make much sense. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Another One Rides The Bus"
The Funny Lyrics: Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard, and the place was pretty packed.
Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand with the perverts in the back. (later) We're already packed in like sardines, but we're stopping to pick up more. Another one rides the bus (x2) And another comes on, and another comes on, Another one rides the bus. Hey! He's gonna sit by you! Another one rides the bus. Why They're Funny: First he indicates that the bus had no seats available, yet when he gets to the chorus (refrain) he implies that the newcomers suddenly have seats to choose from? This is inconsistent. Sure, the bus can receive newcomers, even if it's packed, but where will they sit in such a situation?
Submitted by: Quyjibo
| "King Of Suede"
The Funny Lyrics: 30 years in the same location, I have stayed.
Why They're Funny: Ironic, considering he was less than 30 years old (i.e., still in his mid-20s) when he wrote and recorded this parody in 1984. He didn't turn 30 until 1989.
Submitted by: Liza Lott
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"Midnight Star"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
Why They're Repetitive: "Midnight Star" is repeated about 30 times. It's repeated at the end in overlapping lyrics making it hard to count exactly.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Trapped In The Drive-Thru"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru We're approaching the drive-thru Getting close to the drive-thru! Almost there at the drive-thru Now we're here at the drive thru Here in line at the drive-thru Did I mention the drive-thru? Why They're Repetitive: Hilarious parody of R. Kelly's similarly repetitive "Trapped In The Closet".
Submitted by: Mike
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"I Lost On Jeopardy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Next weekend on The Price is Right
Why They're Nonsensical: The Price is Right only airs on weekdays. And I'm pretty sure it did even at the time this song was made.
Submitted by: Spindini
| "I'm So Sick Of You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Your butt is made of Jell-O
Why They're Nonsensical: Nobody's butts are made of Jell-O.
Submitted by: Isac
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""(This Song's Just) Six Words Long""
The Insincere Lyrics: (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
Why They're Insincere: No it isn't. That title repeats itself and there's verses too. This song is A LOT longer than just 6 words.
Submitted by: I Met And Seen Weird Al In Person!
| "Ricky"
The Insincere Lyrics: Oh Ricky, what a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned Why They're Insincere: The laughter on "I Love Lucy" wasn't canned; the show was actually taped before a live audience.
Submitted by: betty kaye
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"Jurassic Park"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Someone left T. rex out of his pen.
And I'm afraid those things can harm me, 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney, And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend. Why They're Misrhymed: "Pen" and "friend' don't really rhyme; nor do "harm me" and "Barney". But that's alright. This song's wild humor makes it all worth it!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "(This Song's Just) Six Words Long"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I know if I put my mind to it
I know I can find a good rhyme here Why They're Misrhymed: Because Weird Al couldn't find words to rhyme with 'to it.'
Submitted by: Homer Simpsoy
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"Taco Grande"
The Insulting Lyrics: (spoken) Entiendes lo que digo, gringo estupido tonto?
Why They're Insulting: This part, which is actually spoken by comedian Cheech Marin, is Spanish for "Do you understand what I'm saying, you really stupid gringo?" This is insulting in two ways. First of all, 'gringo' is often a disparaging term for an English-speaking Hispanic person. The second way is going a step further by calling the addressee stupid. So it's a double-insult.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
| "One More Minute"
The Insulting Lyrics: I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
just because it reminds me of you... Why They're Insulting: Sounds a bit extreme. Hell, I'd at least wait til she was in the malt shop first. On the other hand, he could be arrested for arson if this was true.
Submitted by: Dan Fletcher
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"Airline Amy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Airline Amy, this is my new mission
Gotta get you in an upright locked position Why They're Inappropriate: I hate to say this, but in this particular group of lyrics, the 'upright locked position' is referring to having sex.
Submitted by: Joe Penner
| "One More Minute"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I guess I might seem kinda bitter
you got me feeling down in the dumps 'cause I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps Why They're Inappropriate: I think the phrase "use the self service pumps" is a reference to the pumping motion of masturbation.
Submitted by: Joe Penner
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"Living With A Hernia"
The Dated Lyrics: Doctor says 'there ain't nothing to discuss'
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss. WOW! Why They're Dated: Trusses aren't used much anymore. Most hernias are left to heal on their own.
Submitted by: I Met And Seen Weird Al In Person!
| "Why Does This Always Happen To Me?"
The Dated Lyrics: And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed.
Why They're Dated: This was true when the song came out in 2003, but now you can watch the episode online or On Demand.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Word Crimes"
The Dirty Lyrics: Well you should hire, Some cunning linguist
Why They're Dirty: a Cunnilinguist would be one who is profoundly adept at performing cunnilingus. That's about as dirty a lyric can be without ACTUALLY being dirty
Submitted by: JP
| "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
The Dirty Lyrics: I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you
Why They're Dirty: Speaks for itself, I think.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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"Achy Breaky Song"
The Lyrics: You can torture me, with Donny and Marie.
Who They Mention: Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond. Brother and sister known for singing and acting and being members of the well known Osmond family.
Submitted by: Edward
| "eBay"
The Lyrics: Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Who They Mention: William Shatner, best known for playing Captain Kirk on Star Trek.
Submitted by: EF
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"Jackson Park Express"
The Lyrics: "Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer? ...
And collect deer ticks in a Zip-Loc baggie", Oh yeah... When you're nauseous, I will give you Pepto-Bismol every hour Product Brand Name: Hewlett-Packard (maker of computers/printers), ZipLoc (brand of sealable plastic bags), Pepto-Bismol (brand of upset stomach medication from Procter & Gamble).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Tacky"
The Lyrics: Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
Product Brand Name: Ugg (brand of boots), Crocs (brand of clogs)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
The Song Lyrics: Spoken:
The check's in the mail. No, really! Song They Mention: The Check's In The Mail--one of his own songs which also appears on his self-titled debut album
Submitted by: Isac
| "Jerry Springer"
The Song Lyrics: It's been one week since we got to see
cheating lovers and cousins that marry. Song They Mention: "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies, which this song parodies.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Trigger Happy"
Opening Lines: Trigger happy (x2)
Comments: One of my mum's favourite Weird Al songs.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Let Me Be Your Hog"
Opening Lines: Let me be your hog. Let me be your hog now.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Snails"
The Made Up Words: Utter
Comments: "It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the utter / And French people like them with garlic and butter"
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Aardvark"
The Made Up Words: Encyclopidius
Comments: "Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous / He's always listed first in the encyclopidius"
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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"White and Nerdy"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm whiter than sour cream!
Comments: Al himself is an ethnic white- Serbian and Italian- and not even Nordic. Hence he is NOT whiter than sour cream!!!!!
Submitted by: Scandia
| "It's All About the Pentiums"
The Boasting Lyrics: I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
... I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support ... If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you Comments: This song's over a decade old and still no home computer has 100GB of RAM. Bill Gates doesn't do tech support. Humans don't have attached keyboards so you can't control-alt-delete them.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Nature Trail to Hell"
The Lyrics: There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop
and he hacks up two or three in every scene. ... See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap. Why: Dismembered children is a bit disturbing.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Headline News"
The Lyrics: Then there was this guy who
made his wife so mad that one night she cut off his wiener and when he finally came to he found that Mr Happy was missing. He couldn't quite explain it it had always just been there Why: If you're a guy just the thought of your wife cutting off your manhood is enough to make you think twice about cheating.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"eBay"
The Lyrics: Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag, gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tag. From some guy I've never met in Norway, found him on eBay!
Why: The country of Norway. But sometimes I like to pretend Weird Al's talking about the small town of Norway Michigan which is about a 25 minute drive from me in the county I live in. LOL.
Submitted by: Edward
| "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics: Albuquerque. Albuquerque.
Why: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Canadian Idiot"
The Lyrics: Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry" Why: "sorry" is pronounced "sore-e" the way Canadians do (which also makes the rhyme with "story" work), not "sawr-e" like Americans.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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"Perform This Way"
The Lyrics: And for no reason, now I'll sing in French.
Excuse moi, qui a pete? Why: The French part means "Excuse me, who farted?" (LOL)
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Taco Grande"
The Lyrics: Buenos noches, senor. Bienvendio a el burritos casa de salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. Sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego, se quedaran en el bano por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?
Why: Like the Geraldo's "Rico Suave" song uses Spanglish, this Weird Al parody is about eating Mexican Food. In English the bridge is... "Good evening, sir, and welcome to Enrique's House of Salsa. We have many very delicious dishes. May I recommend the Burning Chicken from Hell as being very delicious. Your eyes will burn, your stomach will be on fire, you'll be in the bathroom for a week! Do you understand what I'm saying you stupid Gringo"? And the bridge was spoken by Cheech Marin from Cheech and Chong.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Happy Birthday"
The Lyrics: The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse Why: This song always makes me unhappy. The name of the song is "Happy Birthday", but the lyrics to this (especially the ones shared in this entry, as an example) are just kind of morbid.
Submitted by: James
| "Skipper Dan"
The Lyrics: Oh, the critics, they used to say.
I was the new Olivier. Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or even Cannes. Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me. The only place you might possibly see me. Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland. It ain't exactly what I planned. Why: The song is about a aspiring actor who fails to make it and has to take a different job.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Truck Drivin' Song"
The Lyrics: Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck.
Why: Got a code to Larry and some eye prows left to buck.
Submitted by: Carmen Nunki
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"Requiem For A Superhero"
The Lyrics: Poor Peter Parker was pitiful.
Why: The letter P.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White"
The Lyrics: Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise...
...But Vanna since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you. Why: References Star Trek and Wheel of Fortune.
Submitted by: Mike B
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"Canadian Idiot"
The Lyrics: Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot.
Why: Stereotypical of Canadian people. Imagine you're in Canada and this is your ringtone.
Submitted by: Jack
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