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Wierd Al Yankovich, Werid Al, Weird Al Yankovic / Nirvana, Weird Al Yankovich, Weird Al Yankavic, Weird Al Yancovic, Weird Al, Al YankovicQuotes:
My brothers and sisters all hated me cause I was an only child - Weird Al Yankovic |
Band Name Origins:
- "Weird Al" came up with this name while in college, where he was studying archetecture. The college had its own radio station and Al wanted to be a dj. He had found that all the dj's had really cool names, like a word in front of their names, like Cool Chris or something similar. So, Al came up with "Weird Al". And that name is very suiting too. =D Submitted by: Billy Slim
- It was the lead singer Al Yankovic's nick name when he dj'ed on his college radio station. Submitted by: Jessi Moen
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Alfred Matthew Yankovic. Submitted by: Mr. Bun
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: King of Parody. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Nina Yankovic - [Ed.'s note: You would think an artist called 'Weird Al' would have a weird name for his child. Fortunately, he doesn't.] Submitted by: Noah
- Nina - Original, and not weird. Now that's weird. Submitted by: John Aster Habig
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "UHF" | - ayane |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Weird Al Show Theme" | "Running With Scissors" is the album it's on, but as you can read it is the theme for the Weird Al Show - Zakery The Weird Man Wood |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Truck Drivin' Song" | An oft repeated line is "I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a truck." In some lines "big ol' " is inserted before the second occurrence of "truck". But the title "Truck Drivin' Song" never occurs in the lyrics. - Carmen Nunki |
| "Polkas On .45" | Since this is one of Weird Al's polka songs where he does a polka-style medley of Top 40 hits, you won't find the title in the song (or songs?). - Funnyman |
| "Polka Power" | First line is " Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want". Might that or some part of it be used as an alternate "title"? Possibly, but that might be confusing, as something like "What I Really Really Want" might be the title of another song. Weird Al's songs, occasionally, rather than being whole-song parodies, are an asortment of lines from various other songs, strung together to polka rhythm and rousing accordion accompaniment. This song is a case in point. "Polka Power" is typical of the unlikely-to-be-found-in-lyrics type of titles that he gives to such amalgamated compositions. - Emmy Kay Butanone |
| "The Weird Al Show Theme" | First line, and lyrics by which the song might best be known, if any, is "Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al". Or such a surrogate "title" might be shortened to "Story 'bout a guy named Al" or simply "A guy named Al". The title of the song is never in the lyrics, as one would generally expect of a title that designates the song as a "Show Theme" A show theme would sound funny if it identified itself explicitly that way in the lyrics, wouldn't it? - Emmy Kay Butanone |
| "The Saga Begins" | First line, and lyrics by which the song might best be known, if any, is "A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...". Thus starts this parody of "American Pie", which gets its name because it is a humorous recounting of the events of the first movie (chronologically first, but fourth to be made) in the STAR WARS series. That title is never sung in the lyrics. - Emmy Kay Butanone |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Weird Al Parodist | What he does best | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Odd Bob Chosondik | It could be used in a 'South Park' episode. | Paul Warren |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Weasel Chomping Day" | "Weasel Stomping Day" | Regina Haniger |
| "Stout" | "Fat" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "I Lost On Ebay " | "I Bought On Ebay" | Adam |
| "Preppy Idiot" | "Canadian Idiot" | Alex |
| "I`ll Fool Ya" | "I`ll Sue Ya" | Weird Lee Silkovic |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Weasel Stomping Day," | There's no such day. | Rad |
| "Weasel Stomping Day," | Where would you find weasels to stomp on anyway? | Marie |
| "Talk Soup," | No such soup has ever been cooked. | Roger |
| "King Of Suede," | Suede is not a monarchy. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Livin' In The Fridge," | No one can live in a refrigerator. | Max E. Padd |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Spam," Weird Al Yankovic | "Eat It," Weird Al Yankovic | |
| "Tell Me Something I Don't Know," Selena Gomez | "You're Pitiful," Weird Al Yankovic | |
| "Wheel Of Fortune," Kay Starr | "Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White," Weird Al Yankovic | |
| "Waitin' For The Bus," ZZ Top | "Another One Rides The Bus," Weird Al Yankovic | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Jurassic Par" originally "Jurassic Park"
Often part of the dinosaurs golf games?
Peter
"Jurassic Ark" originally "Jurassic Park"
So that's where Noah put the dinosaurs?
Peter
"Polk Power" originally "Polka Power"
Was the case in the White House from 1845-1849
Quyjibo
"Lime Creatures From Outer Space" originally "Slime Creatures From Outer Space"
Might be tasty!
Joanna Hawthorne
"Slim Creatures From Outer Space" originally "Slime Creatures From Outer Space"
Joanna Hawthorne
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Stop Draggin' My Car Aground" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Hayley Spalding
"Stop Draggin' My Czar Around" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Hayley Spalding
"Stop Draggin' My Scar Around" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Hayley Spalding
"Stop Draggin' My Carl Around" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Hayley Spalding
"Stop Draggin' My Carb Around" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Hayley Spalding
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I Want A New Deck" originally "I Want A New Duck"
of cards, or other type of deck.
Quyjibo
"I Want A New Puck" originally "I Want A New Duck"
To play hockey with
Quyjibo
"I Want A New Duct" originally "I Want A New Duck"
Quyjibo
"Stop Draggin' My Cat Around" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Hayley Spalding
"Stop Draggin' My Cay Around" originally "Stop Draggin' My Car Around"
Even a small island is hard to drag around!
Hayley Spalding
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Aug 6
a parody of "Hardware Store" by 'Weird' Al Yankovic
A parody of the parody master [bator].
ReverbNation: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Word Crimes" | "Bullying Crimes" | AmazonGirl99 |
| "Don't Wear Those Shoes" | "Don't Touch My Barbie NES Game" | AmazonGirl99 |
| "Frank's 2000" TV" | "I Want To Play Jeopardy" | Spindini |
| "Hardware Store" | "Fortune Wheel" | Spindini |
| "Couch Potato" | "Wheel Watcher" | Spindini |
| "Everything You Know Is Wrong" | "Everything You Know Is Right" | Spindini |
| "Dog Eat Dog" | "Jeopardy" | Spindini |
| "CNR" | "Vanna White" | Spindini |
| "Hooked on Polkas" | "Hooked on Polkamon" | Spindini |
| "Polkas on 45" | "Polkamon on 45s" | Spindini |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White | Wheel of Fortune | Spindini |
| Dare To Be Stupid | Beginner Books | Brandon Reina |
| Dare To Be Stupid | Devo CD's and records, etc. etc. | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
| Dare To Be Stupid | The Fairly Oddparents Commercial | girlypink66 |
| Windows 95 Sucks | Windows 8/8.1 and Windows 10 | girlypink66 |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Addicted To Spuds | Mark Mothersbaugh's car phone | Yello Jello |
| Dare To Be Stupid | Donald Trump campaign office | Yello Jello |
| Dare To Be Stupid | Donald Trump campaign office | Yello Jello |
| Weasel Stomping Day | A.S.P.C.A. | Edward |
| You Don't Love Me Anymore | How To Survive A Divorce | Glenn Rousseau |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Jeremy Pearl Jam | Jerry Springer Weird Al Yankovic | Jeremy Springer | Thomas Foolery |
| Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Living With A Hernia Weird Al Yankovic | Blue Rose Is Living With A Hernia I feel bad! | Edward |
| Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray | Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic | Over My Head (Cable TV) | Calop |
| Stranger In Paradise Tony Bennett | Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic | Stranger In Amish Paradise | Nathan |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Weird Al YankoVic Damone
Weird Al Yankovic combined with Vic Damone
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Weird Alan Jackson Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic combined with Alan Jackson
Submitted By: Johnny Nguyen
Weird Day
Weird Al Yankovic combined with Green Day
That would be interesting.
Submitted By: Katie
Misheard Lyrics:
"You're Pitiful"
Misheard Lyrics: What a bomber being you
Original Lyrics: What a bummer being you
| "Polka Power"
Misheard Lyrics: We're all stars now, in the Dojo.
Original Lyrics: We're all stars now, in the dope show.
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"Like a Surgeon"
Misheard Lyrics: Like a subject
Original Lyrics: Like a surgeon
| "White And Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics: They see me rollin’ a foot long
Original Lyrics: They see me mowin’ my front lawn
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"You Don't Love Me Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: When you pushed me down the elevator, Shaq
Original Lyrics: When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Between "Shaq" and "Shaft", which I heard in the "Theme from Shaft" thanks to the Burger King "Shaq Pack" commercial, it's what I would also hear here. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Frank's 2000" TV"
Better Lyrics:
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 pounds of Dolby sound
Can hear those 90,000 pounds of Dolby sound
Original Lyrics:
Everybody in the town
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound
Can hear those 90,000 watts of Dolby sound
Submitted by: Spinny
"Sports Song"
Better Lyrics:
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you're going to get your butts whipped anyhow?
When you're going to get your butts whipped anyhow?
Original Lyrics:
What's the use of even going through the motions
When you know that you're going to lose anyhow?
When you know that you're going to lose anyhow?
Submitted by: The Skuz
"Nature Trail To Hell"
Better Lyrics:
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout pack
and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Original Lyrics:
There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop
and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
and he hacks up two or three in every scene.
Submitted by: Jeff
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"King Of Suede"
The Funny Lyrics: 30 years in the same location, I have stayed.
Why They're Funny: Ironic, considering he was less than 30 years old (i.e., still in his mid-20s) when he wrote and recorded this parody in 1984. He didn't turn 30 until 1989.
Submitted by: Liza Lott
| "Wanna B Ur Lover"
The Funny Lyrics: Say, has anyone ever told you you've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid. Why They're Funny: Worst...pickup...line...ever.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Midnight Star"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You can read it [x5], Midnight Star [x2]) (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know
Why They're Repetitive: "Midnight Star" is repeated about 30 times. It's repeated at the end in overlapping lyrics making it hard to count exactly.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Trapped In The Drive-Thru"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru We're approaching the drive-thru Getting close to the drive-thru! Almost there at the drive-thru Now we're here at the drive thru Here in line at the drive-thru Did I mention the drive-thru? Why They're Repetitive: Hilarious parody of R. Kelly's similarly repetitive "Trapped In The Closet".
Submitted by: Mike
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Lost On Jeopardy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Next weekend on The Price is Right
Why They're Nonsensical: The Price is Right only airs on weekdays. And I'm pretty sure it did even at the time this song was made.
Submitted by: Spindini
| "I'm So Sick Of You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Your butt is made of Jell-O
Why They're Nonsensical: Nobody's butts are made of Jell-O.
Submitted by: Isac
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Ricky"
The Insincere Lyrics: Oh Ricky, what a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned Why They're Insincere: The laughter on "I Love Lucy" wasn't canned; the show was actually taped before a live audience.
Submitted by: betty kaye
| "Good Enough For Now"
The Insincere Lyrics: And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin'
At least 'til something better comes along. Why They're Insincere: This whole song was meant to be insincere, but this line captures it the best, I think. What's really great about this song is that it's done in the style of a country song in which the singer pledges eternal love, but the singer is only (half-heartedly) pledging a very temporary (and dubious) kind of love.
Submitted by: Offender
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Jurassic Park"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Someone left T. rex out of his pen.
And I'm afraid those things can harm me, 'Cause they sure don't act like Barney, And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend. Why They're Misrhymed: "Pen" and "friend' don't really rhyme; nor do "harm me" and "Barney". But that's alright. This song's wild humor makes it all worth it!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "(This Song's Just) Six Words Long"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I know if I put my mind to it
I know I can find a good rhyme here Why They're Misrhymed: Because Weird Al couldn't find words to rhyme with 'to it.'
Submitted by: Homer Simpsoy
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Taco Grande"
The Insulting Lyrics: (spoken) Entiendes lo que digo, gringo estupido tonto?
Why They're Insulting: This part, which is actually spoken by comedian Cheech Marin, is Spanish for "Do you understand what I'm saying, you really stupid gringo?" This is insulting in two ways. First of all, 'gringo' is often a disparaging term for an English-speaking Hispanic person. The second way is going a step further by calling the addressee stupid. So it's a double-insult.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
| "One More Minute"
The Insulting Lyrics: I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
just because it reminds me of you... Why They're Insulting: Sounds a bit extreme. Hell, I'd at least wait til she was in the malt shop first. On the other hand, he could be arrested for arson if this was true.
Submitted by: Dan Fletcher
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"One More Minute"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I guess I might seem kinda bitter
you got me feeling down in the dumps 'cause I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self service pumps Why They're Inappropriate: I think the phrase "use the self service pumps" is a reference to the pumping motion of masturbation.
Submitted by: Joe Penner
| "Airline Amy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Airline Amy, this is my new mission
Gotta get you in an upright locked position Why They're Inappropriate: I hate to say this, but in this particular group of lyrics, the 'upright locked position' is referring to having sex.
Submitted by: Joe Penner
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Living With A Hernia"
The Dated Lyrics: Doctor says 'there ain't nothing to discuss'
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss. WOW! Why They're Dated: Trusses aren't used much anymore. Most hernias are left to heal on their own.
Submitted by: I Met And Seen Weird Al In Person!
| "Why Does This Always Happen To Me?"
The Dated Lyrics: And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed.
Why They're Dated: This was true when the song came out in 2003, but now you can watch the episode online or On Demand.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Word Crimes"
The Dirty Lyrics: Well you should hire, Some cunning linguist
Why They're Dirty: a Cunnilinguist would be one who is profoundly adept at performing cunnilingus. That's about as dirty a lyric can be without ACTUALLY being dirty
Submitted by: JP
| "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
The Dirty Lyrics: I wanna be your Krakatoa, let my lava flow all over you
Why They're Dirty: Speaks for itself, I think.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Achy Breaky Song"
The Lyrics: You can torture me, with Donny and Marie.
Who They Mention: Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond. Brother and sister known for singing and acting and being members of the well known Osmond family.
Submitted by: Edward
| "eBay"
The Lyrics: Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
Who They Mention: William Shatner, best known for playing Captain Kirk on Star Trek.
Submitted by: EF
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Weird Al jaenjkevik
Better on Wikipedia
Submitted by: Zakery "The Weird Man" Wood
"Weird Al Yank-oh-vick
Just wanting to clear up that it's "vick", not "vitch."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Jackson Park Express"
The Lyrics: "Do you want my old Hewlett-Packard printer? ...
And collect deer ticks in a Zip-Loc baggie", Oh yeah... When you're nauseous, I will give you Pepto-Bismol every hour Product Brand Name: Hewlett-Packard (maker of computers/printers), ZipLoc (brand of sealable plastic bags), Pepto-Bismol (brand of upset stomach medication from Procter & Gamble).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Tacky"
The Lyrics: Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
Product Brand Name: Ugg (brand of boots), Crocs (brand of clogs)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Jerry Springer"
The Song Lyrics: It's been one week since we got to see
cheating lovers and cousins that marry. Song They Mention: "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies, which this song parodies.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "My Own Eyes (2010s)"
The Song Lyrics: While they were belching 'Stairway To Heaven'
Song They Mention: A direct reference to one of Led Zeppelin's most famous songs, "Stairway To Heaven"
Submitted by: A. Person
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Trigger Happy"
Opening Lines: Trigger happy (x2)
Comments: One of my mum's favourite Weird Al songs.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Let Me Be Your Hog"
Opening Lines: Let me be your hog. Let me be your hog now.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Snails"
The Made Up Words: Utter
Comments: "It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the utter / And French people like them with garlic and butter"
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "Aardvark"
The Made Up Words: Encyclopidius
Comments: "Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous / He's always listed first in the encyclopidius"
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"White and Nerdy"
The Boasting Lyrics: I'm whiter than sour cream!
Comments: Al himself is an ethnic white- Serbian and Italian- and not even Nordic. Hence he is NOT whiter than sour cream!!!!!
Submitted by: Scandia
| "It's All About the Pentiums"
The Boasting Lyrics: I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
... I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support ... If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you Comments: This song's over a decade old and still no home computer has 100GB of RAM. Bill Gates doesn't do tech support. Humans don't have attached keyboards so you can't control-alt-delete them.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Nature Trail to Hell"
The Lyrics: There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop
and he hacks up two or three in every scene. ... See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap. Why: Dismembered children is a bit disturbing.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
| "Headline News"
The Lyrics: Then there was this guy who
made his wife so mad that one night she cut off his wiener and when he finally came to he found that Mr Happy was missing. He couldn't quite explain it it had always just been there Why: If you're a guy just the thought of your wife cutting off your manhood is enough to make you think twice about cheating.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Title Space Change:
"Like As Urge On" originally "Like A Surgeon"
Submitted by: Natalie Merchant's Millpond
"Like A Surge On" originally "Like A Surgeon"
Submitted by: Natalie Merchant's Millpond
"Hook Ed On Polkas" originally "Hooked On Polkas"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Christ, Ma's At Ground Zero" originally "Christmas At Ground Zero"
Submitted by: Sandi Patty Melt
Band Name Anagrams:
Clownery, via a Kid Submitted by: Evan
A Wacky, Livid Nero Submitted by: Rachel
Live Kinda Wary, Co. Submitted by: Some Random Guy
Song Title Anagrams:
"Do Ya" originally "Yoda"
Title of a song by Electric Light Orchestra
Submitted by: Gus
"Marisa, She Paid" originally "Amish Paradise"
Submitted by: Anna Graham
"Have City Cars" originally "Cavity Search"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Have Scarcity" originally "Cavity Search"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Cavity Chaser" originally "Cavity Search"
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"eBay"
The Lyrics: Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag, gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tag. From some guy I've never met in Norway, found him on eBay!
Why: The country of Norway. But sometimes I like to pretend Weird Al's talking about the small town of Norway Michigan which is about a 25 minute drive from me in the county I live in. LOL.
Submitted by: Edward
| "Albuquerque"
The Lyrics: Albuquerque. Albuquerque.
Why: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Christmas At Ground Zero"
This was banned because of the cheerful way the song is and the lyrics are about Nuclear Destruction which is not cheerful.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"Christmas At Ground Zero"
It wasn't banned, per se, but a lot of radio stations decided not to play it. Go listen to it and you'll find out why.
Submitted by: Bob
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Canadian Idiot"
The Lyrics: Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry" Why: "sorry" is pronounced "sore-e" the way Canadians do (which also makes the rhyme with "story" work), not "sawr-e" like Americans.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Wanna B Ur Lovr" Length: 6:14
I was amazed when I found out that this song from Poodle Hat was that lengthy. It doesn't feel long at all! - On a side note, Al described the musical style on this one as him "trying to sound like Beck trying to sound like Prince."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Albuquerque" Length: 11:25
It's only technically a song, but it's really a long rant/monolouge set to music. Oh, and it includes weasles.
Submitted by: kaosblaze
"Trapped in the Drive-Thru" Length: 10:51
Submitted by: Jake
"Genius In France" Length: 8:56
Submitted by: Jake
"Peter And The Wolf" Length: 27:50
I'M SERIOUS!!!! The track REALLY is that long! See, Al did a, shall we say, "reworking" of the classic children's story, complete with a minor musical number every minute or so. NOT as long as the solos for tracks like "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida," mind you, but enough to stretch out the story to nearly half-an-hour. (From the album "Peter And The Wolf")
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
There are additional Super Long Pop Songs available.
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Weasel Stomping Day" Length: 1:34
This song made a local radio station in Northeastern Pennsylvania, or as I call it "Heynaville".
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Harvey the Wonder Hamster" Length: 0:21
I guess Harvey wasn't that deserving of a tribute.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"Since You've Been Gone" Length: 1:20
Just a little a capella track from "Bad Hair Day." It's actually pretty good!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"The Weird Al Show Theme" Length: 1:16
A fast-sung song that packs lots of typical Weird Al crazy lines into just over a minute
Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
"Let Me Be Your Hog" Length: 0:17
Possibly Al's worst song ever. Thankfully, it's so short.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional Super Short Pop Songs available.
Song Title Acrostics:
AT: "Another Tattoo"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
HOP: "Hooked On Polkas"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
GOD: "Gold Old Days"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Stuck Drivin' Wrong" originally "Truck Drivin' Song"
Submitted by: Toni Minot
"Taco, Don Gray" originally "Taco Grande"
Submitted by: Lisa Basil
"Taco, Don Gray" originally "Taco Grande"
Submitted by: Lisa Basil
"Coney Falls" originally "Phony Calls"
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
"Hard Stare War" originally "Hardware Store"
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Perform This Way"
The Lyrics: And for no reason, now I'll sing in French.
Excuse moi, qui a pete? Why: The French part means "Excuse me, who farted?" (LOL)
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Taco Grande"
The Lyrics: Buenos noches, senor. Bienvendio a el burritos casa de salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar el ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso. Sus ojos se quemaran, su estomago estara en fuego, se quedaran en el bano por una semana, entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto?
Why: Like the Geraldo's "Rico Suave" song uses Spanglish, this Weird Al parody is about eating Mexican Food. In English the bridge is... "Good evening, sir, and welcome to Enrique's House of Salsa. We have many very delicious dishes. May I recommend the Burning Chicken from Hell as being very delicious. Your eyes will burn, your stomach will be on fire, you'll be in the bathroom for a week! Do you understand what I'm saying you stupid Gringo"? And the bridge was spoken by Cheech Marin from Cheech and Chong.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Happy Birthday"
The Lyrics: The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse Why: This song always makes me unhappy. The name of the song is "Happy Birthday", but the lyrics to this (especially the ones shared in this entry, as an example) are just kind of morbid.
Submitted by: James
| "Skipper Dan"
The Lyrics: Oh, the critics, they used to say.
I was the new Olivier. Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance or even Cannes. Aw, but don't bother tryin' to IMDB me. The only place you might possibly see me. Is ridin' my little boat around Adventureland. It ain't exactly what I planned. Why: The song is about a aspiring actor who fails to make it and has to take a different job.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Lawsuits:
"Amish Paradise"
I do not know all the details about this lawsuit but I do know that Coolio sued Weird Al for making a parody of his song, "Gangster's Paradise".
Submitted by: UDon'tNeedToKnow1024
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Truck Drivin' Song"
The Lyrics: Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck.
Why: Got a code to Larry and some eye prows left to buck.
Submitted by: Carmen Nunki
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Lyrics Alliteration:
"Requiem For A Superhero"
The Lyrics: Poor Peter Parker was pitiful.
Why: The letter P.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Yeared Wow Ankle Vick originally "Weird Al Yankovic"
Submitted by: funny
Hidden Tracks:
"Bite Me"
This song is at the end of 'Off the Deep End' and after 10 minutes of silence, you will hear utter nonsense that may scare you.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"
After the song is over, there is nearly 20 minutes of silence, followed by about 10 seconds of formless guitar, drums and screaming. This is a spoof of the hidden track from Nirvana's Nevermind album called "Endless Nameless".
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
Hidden Messages:
"I Remember Larry"
Around 3:10 on the song, is a backwards message. Played backwards, you hear Al tell you "Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands"
Submitted by: Ra'akone
"Weird Al Yankovic"
Look on the inner groove of the vinyl LP version. You'll find the words: "Don't forget to eat your broccoli!"
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
Backwards Messages:
"Nature Trail To Hell"
Forwards, its complete gibberish. Backwards, you get "Satan Eats Cheese Whiz"
Submitted by: Mike
"Ebay"
In part of the song, you can hear in a voice that sounds very similar to Wierd Al's saying, "He was watching Star Wars."
Submitted by: Rachel
"I Remember Larry"
In the part (near the end) when you hear "Yes I remember remember remember" over and over again, you hear Al sing what sounds like gibberish, and this gibberish is clear. If you play it backwards, this gibberish says, "Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands"
Submitted by: Lucas
"Nature Trail To Hell"
During the instrumental part with the wailing, Al says somethin' that sounds like "Zoon eech hoo zitz." If you play it backwards, it's supposed to say "Satan eats Cheeze Whiz." No doubt Al's way of poking fun at the "satanic back-masking" trend.
Submitted by: Jonathan s.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"His unusual reaction to problems with a song"
When Atlantic Records didn't allow Al to release "You're Pitiful" (a cover of "You're Beautiful") on Straight Outta Lynwood, he got back in an odd way. In the video for "White and Nerdy", when he talks about editing Wikipedia, he is writing "YOU SUCK!" on Atlantic Records' page. He also would wear a similar shirt when singing "You're Pitiful" in concert.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"His Name"
Al Yankovic got his name in the mid-70's because many people would say to him "Hey, F-Ing Weird Al"! The name stuck (Not the F-ing part) and the rest is history!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Amish Paradise"
The Lyrics: So don'it be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney Why: In reference to a famous line in "Pulp Fiction"
Submitted by: Tarzan
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Canadian Idiot"
The Lyrics: Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot.
Why: Stereotypical of Canadian people. Imagine you're in Canada and this is your ringtone.
Submitted by: Jack
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