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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Francis Avallone. Submitted by: beach

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Swingin' On A Rainbow,"No person or thing can swing on a rainbow.Candy Welty
"Venus In Blue Jeans,"Planets do not wear pantsSusanna Viljanen

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Jack And Diane," John Mellencamp"Two Fools," Frankie Avalon
"What Do You Want," Billy Idol"I'll Take Sweden," Frankie Avalon
"Hair," The Cowsills"Beauty School Dropout," Frankie Avalon
"Where Are You Little Star?," The Elegants"Venus," Frankie Avalon
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Singin' On A Rainbow" originally "Swingin' On A Rainbow"
Karen Smith
"Just Ask Our Heart" originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Ask Your Heat" originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
As easy to ask as your heart!
Kirsten Abercrombie

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Venous" originally "Venus"
Venous = (said of blood) flowing through veins
Wendy Torrance
"Just Mask Your Heart" originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Please keep in mind: only ONE letter may be added.
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Bask Your Heart" originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Just Ask Your Hearth" originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Kirsten Abercrombie
"Venues" originally "Venus"
Natalie Snortman

Change a Letter:

"Two Tools" originally "Two Fools"
Yvette Bristle
"Two Pools" originally "Two Fools"
Yvette Bristle

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Venus""Fetus"Airfarcewon
"Venus""Venus"John A. Barry
"Beauty School Dropout""Don't Get Your Cock Out"Phil Alexander
"Beauty School Dropout""Terror School Dropout"Kristof Robertson
"Venus""Vegans"John A. Barry
"Venus""Weiners"Airfarcewon
"Venus""Venus"John A. Barry
"Venus""Eunice"Sally Weber
"Venus""Rummy"Liam Wescott
"Venus""Penis"Airfarcewon

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
The Yellow Rose Of Texas
   Mitch Miller
Venus
   Frankie Avalon
The Yellow Rose Of Venus, Texas
There IS such a place!
Doodah Bobo
The Bluest Eyes in Texas
   George Strait
Venus
   Frankie Avalon
The Bluest Eyes In Venus, Texas
There IS such a place!
Doodah Bobo
All My Ex's Live In Texas
   George Strait
Venus
   Frankie Avalon
All My Ex's Live In Venus, Texas
There IS such a place!
Doodah Bobo

Misheard Lyrics:

"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to kill.
Original Lyrics:
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
P***s, make her fare.
Original Lyrics:
Venus, make her fair.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Penis!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Venus!
"My Eyes Adored You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes of Georgia
Original Lyrics:
My eyes adored you
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to kill.
Original Lyrics:
Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Amber Malone

When I first heard this (on the radio), the line sounded to me like the misheard version above. I listened closely to the rest of the song to see if that could possibly be right. But killing the girl certainly didn't seem to fit the rest of the song. Since I heard it on the radio, I didn't have a chance to know just when I might hear it again. I asked several people if they knew of the song. Finally one friend told me he knew it and the line was 'a little girl for me to THRILL'. He had it on a CD and later played it for me. Listening closely, I was convinced that he was right, and relieved that the song was about wanting to thrill, not kill, a girl.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Just Ask Your Heart"
Opening Lines:
Just ask your heart who dreams about you.
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Venus"
Opening Lines:
Hey, Venus!
Comments:
The second line of this oldies song is: "Oh, Venus!" Was a #1 song back in 1959. This is the first of three times the mythical goddess of love would make the #1 position, the other two times were in 1970 with Shocking Blue and 1986 with Bananarama's remake of Shocking Blue's tune.
Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Space Change:

"The Pup Pet Song" originally "The Puppet Song"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Swing In On A Rainbow" originally "Swingin' On A Rainbow"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Just Ask Your He Art" originally "Just Ask Your Heart"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Am Clear" originally "A Miracle"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"A Car Mile" originally "A Miracle"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Clear Aim" originally "A Miracle"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"I Mar Lace" originally "A Miracle"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson
"Liar Came" originally "A Miracle"
Submitted by: Claire Grayson

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Acrostics:

SOAR: "Swingin' On a Rainbow"
Submitted by: Frieda Evans
YAM: "You're A Miracle"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
ITS: "I'll Take Sweden"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AM: "A Miracle"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
YAM: "You Are Mine"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

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