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Fun Music Information -> Simon And Garfunkel
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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "El Condor Pasa" | I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail Yes I would, if I could, I surely would - Joe H |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Simon and Garfield | I actually saw that in a newspaper comic once! | Larcen Tyler |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Am A Rock," | No, you are not. You are not an island either. | Susanna Viljanen |
| "I Am A Rock," | People aren't rocks. | psychedelicdragon |
| "Sounds Of Silence," | It's either a sound or it's silence | Bob Sponaugle |
| "I Am A Rock," | Rocks don't sing | Heather Brockwell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward | "Keep The Customer Satisfied," Simon and Garfunkel | |
| "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana | "At The Zoo," Simon and Garfunkel | |
| "Keepin' It Real," Taylor Hicks | "Fakin' It," Simon And Garfunkel | |
| "Which Way Are You Going?," Jim Croce | "Homeward Bound," Simon And Garfunkel | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"59th Street Ridge Song" originally "59th Street Bridge Song"
Jacqui O'Day
"Scarborough Fir" originally "Scarborough Fair"
Sheila Evans
"Scarborough Air" originally "Scarborough Fair"
Air as in a song, or just plain air?
Sheila Evans
"Ridge Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Daisy Pappus
"Baby Diver" originally "Baby Driver"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Bridge Over Troubled Walter" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Poor Walter
Heather Brockwell
"I Aim A Rock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Laura
"I Am A Crock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"I Am A Frock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"Bridget Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Bridget Andrews
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Fridge Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Has food for friends?
Peter
"Bridge Over Troubled Hater" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Peter
"My Little Gown" originally "My Little Town"
Candy Welty
"For Emily, Whenever I May Fund Her" originally "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Joe
"A Church Is Burying" originally "A Church Is Burning"
Burying what or whom?
Joanna Whitmire
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Sep 20
a parody of "The Sound Of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel
Prior to 2008, I was at the height of my alcoholism and in January of that year, I was arrested for DWI. It was my third. It was one hell of a wake up call and from that point on, I have been clean and sober. It has been over 11 years and 9 months. Over the years, I have written a couple of parodies about my alcoholism. This one is a perfect example. The previous link was wrong.
dementiaradio.org: (mp3)
Sep 17
a parody of "The Sound Of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel
Prior to 2008, I was at the height of my alcoholism and in January of that year, I was arrested for DWI. It was my third. It was one hell of a wake up call and from that point on, I have been clean and sober. It has been over 11 years and 9 months. Over the years, I have written a couple of parodies about my alcoholism. This one is a perfect example.
dj.dementiaradio.org: (MP3)
Feb 11
a parody of "The Sound Of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel
This parody was inspired by how my life was over 6 years ago, when I was in the grips of alcoholism and dealing with the consequences that came from it. I have heard the sounds of sirens 3 times in my life. I am proud to say that I have not heard them in over six years because I have been clean and sober.
Private Server: (MP3)
Apr 1
a parody of "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel
Recorded at The Goat, St Albans with the inimitable Mr Ian Newman on mixed-up posters and harmonies
youtube.com: (Flash)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Cecilia" | "Caecelian" | wildcard |
| "Sound of Silence" | "Sounds of Starbucks" | Andy Kogut |
| "Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M." | "Wednesday Mourning, 3 A.M., November 9, 2016" | Melanie Lee |
| "Bridge Over Troubled Water" | "Paul Simon - Art Garfunkel" | Airfarcewon |
| "The Sounds Of Silence" | "Andrey Arshavin" | Smeg And The Heads |
| "The Sound Of Silence" | "A Mound For Your Lance" | Airfarcewon |
| "Wednesday Morning, 3 A. M" | "Tuesday Afternoon" | Tommy Turtle |
| "Feelin' Groovy" | "Filthy Movies" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "I Am A Rock" | "He Moved The Rock" | Mark Scotti |
| "Scarborough Fair" | "Make The Wealth Shared" | Malcolm Higgins |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Somewhere They Can't Find Me | Police Tip-line | S&G fan |
| Old Friends/Bookends | Retirement Home | ClarinetMad |
| I Am A Rock | Introvert Support Group | kelpylion |
| Sound Of Silence | National Association for the Deaf | Jerseymilkferrets |
| Cloudy | National Weather Service | CareBearStare! |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | We Are At The Zoo | Edward |
| Lions, Tigers, And Bears Jazmine Sullivan | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | Lions, Tigers, And Bears At The Zoo | Edward |
| Tiger ABBA | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | Tiger At The Zoo | Edward |
| Living In A Box Living In A Box | The Boxer Simon And Garfunkel | Living In A Boxer Bizarre! | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Simon, Garfunkel, and Milo
Simon And Garfunkel combined with Simon And Milo
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Simon and P-Funkel
Simon and Garfunkel combined with Parliament-Funkadelic
Submitted By: Martha Hankins
Misheard Lyrics:
"Richard Cory"
Misheard Lyrics: and the Arby's on his yacht
Original Lyrics: and the orgies on his yacht
| "The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics: Asking only worthless wages
I come looking for a job but I get new offers Original Lyrics: Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job but I get no offers |
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: It's laughter and it's nothing I disdain
or Its laughter and its nothing I disdain Original Lyrics: It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
| "Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a patch of snow underground
Original Lyrics: There's a patch of snow on the ground
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh Cecilia, get off of my knees.
You’re breaking my knees, so go home. Original Lyrics: Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees.
I’m begging you please to come home |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Garf I thought this Cecilia lady was some sadistic maniac. Cheats on the guy, then stands on his knees in an attempt to break them. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Cecilia"
The Funny Lyrics: I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed, someone's taken my place. Why They're Funny: Another person got into the bed?! Funny how that would happen...
Submitted by: Joe Mello
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Am A Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I am a rock, I am an island
Why They're Nonsensical: People are not rocks or islands.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Punky's Dilemma"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Wish I was an English muffin ...
I love Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a citizens for Boysenberry jam fan Why They're Nonsensical: The whole song is completely random. They're indicating that they are singing cornflakes, then jam-fan muffins, then a lieutenant... And nothing is related to the title.
Submitted by: Qvinny
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Simone And Gar Flunk Submitted by: Jean Goodspings
Flunking A Sermon Ad Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
A Deaf Nursling Monk Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Song Title Anagrams:
"Icicle A" originally "Cecilia"
followed by Icicle B
Submitted by: Gigi
"CIA Lice" originally "Cecilia"
A secret weapon of the CIA?
Submitted by: Paula Bland
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Bookends" Length: 1:18
A theme song less than a minute and a half long.
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Whip Slidin' A Sleigh" originally "Slip Slidin' Away"
Submitted by: Alison Runyon
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Frank Lloyd Light" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"A Birch Is Churning" originally "A Church Is Burning"
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
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