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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "El Condor Pasa" | I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail Yes I would, if I could, I surely would - Joe H |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Simon and Garfield | I actually saw that in a newspaper comic once! | Larcen Tyler |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Am A Rock," | psychedelicdragon | |
| "Sounds Of Silence," | It's either a sound or it's silence | Bob Sponaugle |
| "I Am A Rock," | Rocks don't sing | Heather Brockwell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana | "At The Zoo," Simon and Garfunkel | |
| "Keepin' It Real," Taylor Hicks | "Fakin' It," Simon And Garfunkel | |
| "Which Way Are You Going?," Jim Croce | "Homeward Bound," Simon And Garfunkel | |
| "Who Are You?," The Who | "Cecilia," Simon and Garfunkel | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"59th Street Ridge Song" originally "59th Street Bridge Song"
Jacqui O'Day
"Scarborough Fir" originally "Scarborough Fair"
Sheila Evans
"Scarborough Air" originally "Scarborough Fair"
Air as in a song, or just plain air?
Sheila Evans
"Ridge Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Daisy Pappus
"Baby Diver" originally "Baby Driver"
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Bridge Over Troubled Walter" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Poor Walter
Heather Brockwell
"I Aim A Rock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Laura
"I Am A Crock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"I Am A Frock" originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"Bridget Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Bridget Andrews
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Fridge Over Troubled Water" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Has food for friends?
Peter
"Bridge Over Troubled Hater" originally "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Peter
"My Little Gown" originally "My Little Town"
Candy Welty
"For Emily, Whenever I May Fund Her" originally "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Joe
"A Church Is Burying" originally "A Church Is Burning"
Burying what or whom?
Joanna Whitmire
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Feb 11
a parody of "The Sound Of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel
This parody was inspired by how my life was over 6 years ago, when I was in the grips of alcoholism and dealing with the consequences that came from it. I have heard the sounds of sirens 3 times in my life. I am proud to say that I have not heard them in over six years because I have been clean and sober.
Private Server: (MP3)
Apr 1
a parody of "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel
Recorded at The Goat, St Albans with the inimitable Mr Ian Newman on mixed-up posters and harmonies
youtube.com: (Flash)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M." | "Wednesday Mourning, 3 A.M., November 9, 2016" | Melanie Lee |
| "Bridge Over Troubled Water" | "Paul Simon - Art Garfunkel" | Airfarcewon |
| "The Sounds Of Silence" | "Andrey Arshavin" | Smeg And The Heads |
| "The Sound Of Silence" | "A Mound For Your Lance" | Airfarcewon |
| "Wednesday Morning, 3 A. M" | "Tuesday Afternoon" | Tommy Turtle |
| "Feelin' Groovy" | "Filthy Movies" | Alvin Rhodes |
| "I Am A Rock" | "He Moved The Rock" | Mark Scotti |
| "Scarborough Fair" | "Make The Wealth Shared" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "The Sounds Of Silence" | "The Sounds Of Violence" | Malcolm Higgins |
| "The Sounds of Silence" | "The Sounds of Science" | Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Somewhere They Can't Find Me | Police Tip-line | S&G fan |
| Old Friends/Bookends | Retirement Home | ClarinetMad |
| I Am A Rock | Introvert Support Group | kelpylion |
| Sound Of Silence | National Association for the Deaf | Jerseymilkferrets |
| Cloudy | National Weather Service | CareBearStare! |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | We Are At The Zoo | Edward |
| Lions, Tigers, And Bears Jazmine Sullivan | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | Lions, Tigers, And Bears At The Zoo | Edward |
| Tiger ABBA | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | Tiger At The Zoo | Edward |
| Living In A Box Living In A Box | The Boxer Simon And Garfunkel | Living In A Boxer Bizarre! | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Simon, Garfunkel, and Milo
Simon And Garfunkel combined with Simon And Milo
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Simon and P-Funkel
Simon and Garfunkel combined with Parliament-Funkadelic
Submitted By: Martha Hankins
Misheard Lyrics:
"Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics: At an inconvenient time
Original Lyrics: At any convenient time
| "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a little secret, Mrs. Robinson's a bear
Original Lyrics: It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair.
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"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Misheard Lyrics: We walked on frosted fields - a tuna for a lamplight.
Original Lyrics: We walked on frosted fields of juniper and lamplight.
| "I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: I've been walls
Original Lyrics: I've built walls
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics: Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job But I get no offers Just a Come home from the war zone every thousand years Original Lyrics: Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job But I get no offers Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Elena Moon I would always mumble that part when I was singing it, because what I thought it said didn't make any sense. Eventually my brother heard me mumble and made me say what I thought the lyrics were out loud. Embarrassing but at least I know the Lyrics now! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Cecilia"
The Funny Lyrics: I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed, someone's taken my place. Why They're Funny: Another person got into the bed?! Funny how that would happen...
Submitted by: Joe Mello
| "A Church Is Burning"
The Funny Lyrics: Churches are more than timber and stone
And freedom is a long road if you're walking it alone But the future is now, and it's time to take a stand So the lost bells of freedom can ring out in the land Why They're Funny: Sounds like it was written by an angsty 15 year old.
Submitted by: Sweet Indigo
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Am A Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I am a rock, I am an island
Why They're Nonsensical: People are not rocks or islands.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Punky's Dilemma"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Wish I was an English muffin ...
I love Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a citizens for Boysenberry jam fan Why They're Nonsensical: The whole song is completely random. They're indicating that they are singing cornflakes, then jam-fan muffins, then a lieutenant... And nothing is related to the title.
Submitted by: Qvinny
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Simone And Gar Flunk Submitted by: Jean Goodspings
Flunking A Sermon Ad Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
A Deaf Nursling Monk Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Bookends" Length: 1:18
A theme song less than a minute and a half long.
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Whip Slidin' A Sleigh" originally "Slip Slidin' Away"
Submitted by: Alison Runyon
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Lank Lloyd Fright" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"So Wrong, Frank Lloyd Light" originally "So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright"
Submitted by: Lucy Crosland
"A Birch Is Churning" originally "A Church Is Burning"
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
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