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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"El Condor Pasa" | I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail Yes I would, if I could, I surely would - Joe H |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Simon and Garfield | I actually saw that in a newspaper comic once! | Larcen Tyler |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"I Am A Rock," | No, you are not. You are not an island either. | Susanna Viljanen |
"I Am A Rock," | People aren't rocks. | psychedelicdragon |
"Sounds Of Silence," | It's either a sound or it's silence | Bob Sponaugle |
"I Am A Rock," | Rocks don't sing | Heather Brockwell |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward | "Keep The Customer Satisfied," Simon and Garfunkel | |
"Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana | "At The Zoo," Simon and Garfunkel | |
"Keepin' It Real," Taylor Hicks | "Fakin' It," Simon And Garfunkel | |
"Which Way Are You Going?," Jim Croce | "Homeward Bound," Simon And Garfunkel | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Cecilia" | "Caecelian" | wildcard |
"Sound of Silence" | "Sounds of Starbucks" | Andy Kogut |
"Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M." | "Wednesday Mourning, 3 A.M., November 9, 2016" | Melanie Lee |
"Bridge Over Troubled Water" | "Paul Simon - Art Garfunkel" | Airfarcewon |
"The Sounds Of Silence" | "Andrey Arshavin" | Smeg And The Heads |
"The Sound Of Silence" | "A Mound For Your Lance" | Airfarcewon |
"Wednesday Morning, 3 A. M" | "Tuesday Afternoon" | Tommy Turtle |
"Feelin' Groovy" | "Filthy Movies" | Alvin Rhodes |
"I Am A Rock" | "He Moved The Rock" | Mark Scotti |
"Scarborough Fair" | "Make The Wealth Shared" | Malcolm Higgins |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Somewhere They Can't Find Me | Police Tip-line | S&G fan |
Old Friends/Bookends | Retirement Home | ClarinetMad |
I Am A Rock | Introvert Support Group | kelpylion |
Sound Of Silence | National Association for the Deaf | Jerseymilkferrets |
Cloudy | National Weather Service | CareBearStare! |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
We Are Vertical Horizon | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | We Are At The Zoo | Edward |
Lions, Tigers, And Bears Jazmine Sullivan | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | Lions, Tigers, And Bears At The Zoo | Edward |
Tiger ABBA | At The Zoo Simon and Garfunkel | Tiger At The Zoo | Edward |
Living In A Box Living In A Box | The Boxer Simon And Garfunkel | Living In A Boxer Bizarre! | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"I Am a Rock"
Misheard Lyrics: It's laughter and it's nothing I disdain
or Its laughter and its nothing I disdain Original Lyrics: It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
| "Hazy Shade of Winter"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a patch of snow underground
Original Lyrics: There's a patch of snow on the ground
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"The Boxer"
Misheard Lyrics: Where the New York City winters are a weed in me, weed in me
Original Lyrics: Where the New York City winters aren't a-bleeding me, leading me
| "The Dangling Conversation"
Misheard Lyrics: Puppets out of rhyme
Original Lyrics: Couplets out of rhyme
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Cecilia"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh Cecilia, get off of my knees.
You’re breaking my knees, so go home. Original Lyrics: Oh Cecilia, I’m down on my knees.
I’m begging you please to come home |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Garf I thought this Cecilia lady was some sadistic maniac. Cheats on the guy, then stands on his knees in an attempt to break them. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Cecilia"
The Funny Lyrics: I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed, someone's taken my place. Why They're Funny: Another person got into the bed?! Funny how that would happen...
Submitted by: Joe Mello
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"I Am A Rock"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I am a rock, I am an island
Why They're Nonsensical: People are not rocks or islands.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Punky's Dilemma"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Wish I was an English muffin ...
I love Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam I'm a citizens for Boysenberry jam fan Why They're Nonsensical: The whole song is completely random. They're indicating that they are singing cornflakes, then jam-fan muffins, then a lieutenant... And nothing is related to the title.
Submitted by: Qvinny
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There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. |