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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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"Dairy Queen," Indigo GirlsDairies don't have queensMaurice
"Dam Of My Heart," Joe ElyHearts don't have dams.Yvette Bristle
"Dance Forever," Allstar WeekendThe dancing must end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Dance Into The Light," Phil Collins...And knock it over and ruin a good lamp!Larcen Tyler
"Dance Me to the End Of Love," Leonard CohenLove does not have dimensions.Susanna Viljanen
"Dance Of Death," Iron MaidenIf you are dead you don't dance. Peter
"Dance Of The Hours," Amilcare PonchielliHours don't possess any dance.Deirdre Collins
"Dance Right Into My Heart," The Voice MastersHearts can't be danced into.Yvette Bristle
"Dance The Night Away," Van HalenThe night itself can't dance, no legs! Peter
"Dancin' Away With My Heart," Lady AntebellumHearts don't dance.Candy Welty
"Dancin' In The Key Of Life," Steve ArringtonLife doesn't have musical keys.Yvette Bristle
"Dancin' Out Of My Heart," Ronnie DoveNo one can dance in a heart, to dance out of it.Peter
"Dancin' Romance," Bellamy BrothersRomance doesn't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Dancin' Shoes," Nigel OlssonShoes cannot dance by themselves.They Call Me Mister Pibbs
"Dancin' With My Mirror," Corey HartMirrors do not dance.Kara Oke
"Dancing Days," Led ZeppelinPeriods of time are not able to dance.Rock Maninoff
"Dancing Drums," Ananda ShankarDrums can't danceJohnHowarth
"Dancing In The Halls Of Love," AlessiLove is an emotion and doesn't have halls.Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Machine," The Jackson 5No kind of machine has been known to danceIsac
"Dancing Madly Backwards (On A Sea Of Air)," Captain BeyondYou can dance backwards, but not on air.Kara Oke
"Dancing Nowhere," Stacey QDancing is at a location, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Dancing On The Ceiling," Lionel RichieSorry, gravity won't let you do that.Wendy Torrance
"Dancing On The Sun," Admiral TwinYou'd be vaporized before you danced a step!Heather Brockwell
"Dancing Out In Space," David BowieYou cannot dance in space, due to zero gravity.G
"Dancing Queen," AbbaNot impossible; a queen CAN DANCE.Editor's note
"Dancing Shadows," Sun RaShadows don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Tambourine," George WrightMusical instruments don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Dancing Through Sunday," AFIYou Just Can'tKristin
"Dancing Under A Latin Moon," CandiThe Moon has no ethnicity.Candy Welty
"Dancing With A Memory," Jerry SimsA memory is unable to dance.Alyssa Jayne
"Dancing With My Mirror," Corey HartA mirror makes for a lousy dancing partnerIsac
"Dancing With Myself," Billy IdolThat's silly! You need a dance partner.Christy McDaniel
"Dancing With The Lion," Andreas VollenweiderWhy would you want to dance with a lion?Isac
"Dancing With The Moon," Balkan Beat BoxThe Moon can't dance.Candy Welty
"Dancing With The Mountains," John DenverMountains can't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Dandelion Blues," The Incredible String BandPlants don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Danny Is A Mirror To Me," Bobby GoldsboroPeople aren't mirrors.Yvette Bristle
"Dark Moon," Gale StormI've never seen a dark moon.Your Grandpa
"Dark Side of the Sun," Tori AmosSun's a hot ball of gas emitting light everywhere.crazydon
"A Date With Loneliness," Sandy SelsieLoneliness is not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Date With The Blues," Billy WilliamsThe blues are an emotion, not a person.Yvette Bristle
"Daughter Of Darkness," Tom JonesDarkness doesn't have children.Yvette Bristle
"Daughter Of Light," Carole KingLight doesn't have offspring.Jana Fipp
"Daughter Of The Moon," InsomniumCelestial bodies do not have children.Mr. Critic
"Daughters Of The Northern Coast," Australian CrawlCoasts don't have offspring.Yvette Bristle
"The Day I Died," The PlaymatesYou can't sing if you're dead.Candy Welty
"The Day I Tried To Live," SoundgardenYou can't take living out for a test drive. Jess
"The Day My World Caved In," Jim Hill And Hill CountryThe world doesn't cave in.Yvette Bristle
"The Day That I Died," Good CharlotteHow could you be singing this if you're dead!?Chowder
"The Day That I Died," Good CharlotteDied is past tensegcsriotgurl
"The Day That Never Comes," Metallicaall days come... at some pointmaggot army
"The Day That Never Comes," MetallicaEven I get confused trying to understand..Freakin Awesome Mahn
"The Day The Earth Caught Fire," City BoyThe Earth as a whole never underwent combustion.Heather Brockwell
"The Day The Whole World Went Away," Nine Inch NailsWho could be singing about it and from where?Heather Brockwell
"Day Tripper," The Beatleswait.... who can trip the day? is that possibleTBuck
"Day Without The Sun," GalaxyThe Sun always exists, even when hidden.Yvette Bristle
"Days Of Wine And Roses," Andy WilliamsNeither Wine nor Roses is a month or season, etc.Wanda Ruppendown
"Dead Again," Type O NegativeNo individual can die more than once.Candy Welty
"The Dead Are Dancing," Toni ChildsThe dead can't dance.Lefty Lucy
"Dead Come To Life," Jonathan Thulin Featuring CharmaineNo. The dead stay dead.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man (Carry Me)," Jars Of ClayDead people can't carry anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man Walkin'," Bruce SpringsteenDead people can't walk.Mr. Critic
"Dead Man's Blues," SupertrampDead people can't have feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man's Curve," Jan & DeanDead men do not own shapesSusanna Viljanen
"A Dead Man's Doubts," AntendexDead people can't doubt anything.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man's Hill," Blodwyn PigDead people don't own anything.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Man's Party," Oingo BoingoUnless this is a funeral...Diddims
"The Dead Salute," Keith Cross & Peter RossThe dead are incapable of moving.Yvette Bristle
"Dead Sea Monkeys," Lemon DemonThere are no actual monkeys in the sea.Marie
"The Dead Walk," The Acacia StrainI don't think the dead can move around at allGrillzforlife
"The Deader," Two GallantsThere is only one degree of death.Yvette Bristle
"Deafening Silence," Machine HeadThis title is an oxymoron.Yvette Bristle
"Dear Mr. Fantasy," TrafficNobody has the last name of Fantasy.Paul Bear
"Death By Love," DioAn emotion cannot kill.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Death Is Eager To Hold You," Young And In The WayDeath has no feelings and it can't hold anyone.Yvette Bristle
"Death Of A Martian," Red Hot Chili PeppersDo martians exist to be able to die?Goldstein
"The Death of Me," Asking AlexandriaIf you were dead, you wouldn't be singing thisLisa
"Death Of Seasons," AFISeasons dont dieKristin
"Death On Two Legs," QueenSeriously, unless it's the Grim Reaper...Diddims
"Death Rides A Horse," Russian CirclesDeath can't ride anything.Yvette Bristle
"December In Your Heart," Glenn YarbroughMonths don't exist in people's hearts.Yvette Bristle
"Deep Dry Ocean," Gerald ClaytonOceans are wet, not dry.Yvette Bristle
"Deep River Woman," Lionel Richie & AlabamaThere's no such thing.Christy McDaniel
"Deeper Than The Night," Olivia Newton-JohnI don't think the night can be measured in depth.Peter
"Deer Dance," System of a DownCan deer really dance!? I'd like to see one try!Chowder
"Defying Gravity," WickedWith rocket boosters, sureE
"Deora Ar Mo ChroĆ­ (Tears On My Heart)," EnyaHow is that possible? Hearts can't weepDiddims
"Deposit Your Love In The Bank of My Heart," The Ivy LeaguersLove can't be deposited. Hearts don't have banks.Yvette Bristle
"Desert of Lost Souls," Balance of PowerNo such place in real life.Helen Back
"Desert Rose," StingIt would be hard to keep a rose growing there...Felicia
"Desperation Drive," Garland JeffreysThere is no street with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Destination Nowhere," DorianA destination is a definite place, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Destination Unknown," Missing PersonsBy definition a destination is a known place.Peter
"Detachable Penis," King MissileI'd hate to forget where I left it!Greg
"Detonation Boulevard," Sisters Of MercyThere is no street with that name.Brit Boxx
"Detroit Rock City," KissDetroit is not made only of rocks.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Devil Came From Kansas," Procol HarumI didn't know Topeka was that bad place!Susanna Viljanen
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia," The Charlie Daniels BandUh, would'nt he go up?PinmonkeyJunkie
"Devil With A Blue Dress On," Mitch Ryder & The Detroit WheelsThe devil cannot wear clothes.Velveeta Kraft
"Devil Woman," Cliff RichardNo woman is a Satanic being.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Devil's Haircut," BeckThe Devil doesn't even have hair.Paul Bear
"Devoured By Fear," Mammoth GrinderFear is an emotion and can't devour anything.Yvette Bristle
"Dial My Heart," The BoysYou can't dial a heart, it's not a phoneChris Chendo
"Dial My Heart," The BoysNo heart has its own telephone.Heather Brockwell
"Dial My Heart," The BoysA heart that doubles as a phone? How bizarre!The Hedgehog in the Ledgelog
"Diamond Dogs," David BowieDogs aren't made of diamondsJD
"Diamond Eyes," Peter FramptonEyes aren't diamonds or diamond-shaped.Yvette Bristle
"Diamond Girl," Seals & CroftsPeople aren't made of diamondWendy Torrance
"Diamond Girl," Seals And CroftsNo person is composed of diamondsSarah D.
"Diamond Girl," Seals & CroftsIS possible: Diamond can be a girls name.Quarkfetch
"Diamond Meadows," T-RexMeadows aren't made of diamonds.Yvette Bristle
"Diamond Road," Sheryl CrowNo road is made of diamonds.Yvette Bristle
"Diamond Sun," Glass TigerThe Sun isn't made of diamonds.Yvette Bristle
"Diamonds Are Forever," Shirley BasseyNot even diamonds last forever.Yvette Bristle
"Diamonds Are Girl's Best Friend," Marilyn MonroeI would rather prefer another human beingSusanna Viljanen
"Diamonds Of Dew," Glenn YarbroughDiamonds aren't made of dew.Yvette Bristle
"Didn't I (Blow Your Mind This Time)," The DelfonicsNo, didn't feel an explosion there.Peter
"Didn't We Almost Have It All," Whitney HoustonNo one comes anywhere close to having everything.Kayla McSwain
"Die Another Day," MadonnaPeople only have one day that they die.Peter
"Died In Your Eyes," Kristina DeBargeCouldn't fit there, to live OR die.Melanie Bianca Green
"Dig A Pony," The Beatlesdoes this mean a pony is like dirt? TBuck
"Dig For Fire," The PixiesFire is not underground.Mondo Johnny
"Digging Your Scene," The Blow MonkeysScenes cannot be dug.Brit Boxx
"Digital Bath," DeftonesOne can't take a bath online.Greg
"Dinosaurs Will Die," NOFXNot in future tense -- done happened already.Pam Tabor
"Dirt Road Anthem," Jason AldeanDirt roads cannot have their own anthem!Christy McDaniel
"The Dirt Whispered," Rise AgainstEver seen dirt whispering?Franka
"Dirty Beats," Royal HouseBeats don't have dirt.Yvette Bristle
"Dirty Little Secret," All American RejectsSecrets can't have dirt.Mike
"Disappearing Boy," Green Dayself explanatoryMollyPug101
"Disco Duck," Rick DeesNo duck can dance disco.Opie M.
"Disco Queen," Hot ChocolateThere's actually no monarchy in disco.Reggie Pillbox
"Disposable Teens," Marilyn MansonEvery human being is irreplaceable.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Distorted Daytime," The GazetteHow exactly can daytime be literally distorted?Chris Chendo
"DJ with the Fire," Eiffel 65Umm, wouldn't your "two turntables" burn down?Eiffel65Fanatic
"Do Everything," Steven Curtis ChapmanNobody can do every single thing in the universe. JohnHowarth
"Do Me Right (Everybody Needs A Little Love)," Ebonee WebbSome people need none and some need a lot.Yvette Bristle
"Do You See My Love (For You Growing)," Junior Walker & The All-StarsIt's difficult to see or look at an emotion.Peter
"Do You Think I'm Disco?," Steve Dahl & Teenage RadiationNo, I don't think you're a style of dance music. Peter
"Doctor Boogie," The Flamin' GrooviesThere's no doctor with a surname of 'Boogie'Quyjibo
"Dogs Are Talking," The Angels (Australian group)Dogs don't talk. They bark.Heather Brockwell
"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over," The Devil Wears PradaDogs never grow beards; fur covers the entire bodyEvan
"The Dogs of War," Pink FloydActual dogs do not fight wars.Brit Boxx
"Domino Dancing," Pet Shop BoysI've never seen dominos dance, no legs.Peter
"Don't Cry For Me Argentina," MadonnaA country itself can't cry, only its peopleDiddims
"Don't Disturb This Groove," The SystemA groove (on vinyl) cannot be disturbedFrank Hotdog
"Don't Drop My Love," Anita WardLove cannot be dropped Julie
"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow," Frank ZappaSnow is WHITE, Frank, not yellow!Isac
"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow," Frank ZappaI've never seen yellow snow, per seCristo Payne
"Don't Fall Apart On Me Tonight," Bob DylanDoes Bob cause people to break into smaller piecesPeter
"Don't Forget To Remember," The Bee GeesOk, What?Rich
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart," Elton John and Kiki DeeHow do you reach into a body to break a heart?Peter
"Don't Go Out Into The Rain (You're Going To Melt)," Herman's HermitsRain doesn't melt items, except huge acid rain. Peter
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal GayleYou can't change your eye color!crazydon
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," Crystal GayleI thinks she means blue as in sad! Papa Rotzi
"Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away," Phil CollinsEspecially if he's a heart surgeon. LOL!Peter
"Don't Let It End ('Til You Let It Begin)," The MiraclesThings must begin before they can end.Yvette Bristle
"Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying," Gerry & The PacemakersEven if it could, would it care?FussBudget
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," Elton JohnSunset happens every day, everywhere.Tommy
"Don't Let Your Left Hand Know," Joe TexHands are incapable of knowing anything.Yvette Bristle
"Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank, and ReynoldsYou can't pull love anyway.Winter Pepper
"Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank & ReynoldsLove can't be pulled in the first place.Yvette Bristle
"Don't Push The River," The ExiesOkay, I won'tBob
"Don't Rain On My Parade," Barbra StreisandA person cannot make it rain.Max E. Padd
"Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time?," Mickey GilleyNot all of them.Wanda Pierce
"Don't Think Of Me," DidoOne can't listen without thinking of the singer.Melanie Bianca Green
"Don't Wake Me Up," Chris BrownIf you're not awake, how can you be singing?Yvette Bristle
"Don't You Know What The Night Can Do," Steve WinwoodNo! The night can't "DO" anything!Clint Southwood
"The Door Is Still Open To My Heart," Dean MartinHearts don't have doors.Peter
"Door Of Dreams," Perry ComoDoors aren't made of dreams.Yvette Bristle
"The Door To Your Heart," Taylor DayneHearts don't have doors.Yvette Bristle
"Doors Of Your Heart," The English BeatHearts don't have doors.Yvette Bristle
"Dope Island," T-Bone BurnettThere is no island with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)," Swingin' MedallionsAn emotion is not an espresso or any other coffee.Peter
"Double Vision," ForeignerCan you actually see double?O.J. Chamberlain
"Down By The Lazy River," The OsmondsA river cannot be lazy.Max E. Padd
"Down Came The World," Waylon JenningsThe world doesn't come down.Yvette Bristle
"Down The Aisle Of Love," The ConcordsLove doesn't have aisles.Yvette Bristle
"Down The Trail Of Achin' Hearts ," Patti PageWhere would this trail be exactly?Peter
"Download The World," Twisted ReactionYou can't put the world on a computer.Yvette Bristle
"Dr. Feelgood," Motley CrueThere is no doctor with the surname 'Feelgood'Rock Maninoff
"Dr. Feelgood ," Motley CrueThere's no actual doctors by that name.Pete
"Drag City," Jan & DeanThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Drag City," Jan & DeanNo city with that nameSusanna Viljanen
"Drag the Lake Charlie," Drive-By TruckersYou can't drag a lake.Wanda Pierce
"Drag the Waters," Panterapicking water up is already hard...PrisonMind
"The Dragons' Flight Across The Waves," Amon AmarthDragons exist only in fiction.Yvette Bristle
"Dreadlock Holiday," 10ccHairstyles cannot have vacations, only people can.Susanna Viljanen
"A Dream Goes On Forever," Todd RundgrenDreams end.Yvette Bristle
"Dream Me Home," Mac DavisDreaming can't bring a person home.Yvette Bristle
"The Dream Never Dies," The Cooper BrothersDreams end sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Dream Police," Cheap TrickWhen did these police get into my head?Peter
"Dream Street," Janet JacksonIs this where the 'Dream Police' are?Peter
"A Dreamer's Holiday," Buddy ClarkNever heard of that holiday, sounds restful thoughPeter
"Dreaming a Reality," Senses FailHow do you DREAM if you are dreaming REALITY???Freakin Awesome Mahn
"Dreaming City," HawkwindThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"The Dreaming Fields," Trisha YearwoodFields can't dream.Andrea Greenleaf
"The Dreaming Moon," Magnetic FieldsThe Moon can't dream.Anita Grade
"Dreaming With Tears In My Eyes," Jimmie RodgersSelf explanatoryDarren Elliott
"Dreams Are Ten A Penny," First ClassDreams don't have monetary value.Candy Welty
"Dreams In Flight," David T. WalkerDreams don't fly.Yvette Bristle
"Dreams Never End," New OrderEventually they have to.Jake
"Dreams Take Flight," Jesse Colin YoungDreams don't fly.Yvette Bristle
"Driftwood Heart," Say We Can FlyNo one's heart is made of driftwood.Heather Brockwell
"Drinkin Bone," Tracy ByrdBones don't drinkPinmonkeyJunkie
"The Drinking Gourd," Joe And EddieGourds don't drink.Yvette Bristle
"Drive-In Saturday," David BowieDays cannot be driven inSusanna Viljanen
"Drivin' My Life Away," Eddie RabbittA life is not a car.Peter
"Driving Sideways," John MayallYou'd crash if you tried doing it.Yvette Bristle
"Driving With Your Eyes Closed," Don HenleyThat's pretty much the same as driving drunk!Candice Disagree
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life," Bobby BareLife isn't a football game & Jesus isn't a kicker.Fiona Pear
"Drops Of Jupiter," TrainUnlike Mercury, Jupiter is not a liquidMatt
"Drowing Lessons," My Chemical Romance Lizzie
"Drown In My Own Tears," Don ShirleyPeople can't drown in tears.Candy Welty
"Drownin' In Memories," The McGuire SistersMemories cannot be drowned in.Winter Pepper
"Drownin' My Sorrows," Connie FrancisSorrows can't be drowned.Yvette Bristle
"Drowning In The Sea Of Love," Joe SimonI don't think Love is a body of water. Peter
"Drowning Lessons," My Chemical RomanceYou don't take lessons on that.Gee
"Drowning Shadows," Sam SmithShadows aren't living things and can't be drowned.Heather Brockwell
"A Drug Against War," KMFDMNo drug can fight war.Francis A. Sissy
"The Drum Also Waltzes," Patrick Moraz & Bill BrufordMusical instruments don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Drum Stomp," Sandy NelsonMusical instruments can't stomp.Candy Welty
"Drummin' Up A Storm," Sandy NelsonWeather systems aren't caused by drums.Peter
"Dry The Rain," The Beta BandRain is wet, not dry.Yvette Bristle
"Dueling Banjos," Eric WeissbergMusical instruments don't fight.Yvette Bristle
"Dueling Bikes," Ray Parker Jr. And Helen TerryBikes don't fight.Yvette Bristle
"Duet For 16," Johnny DankworthA duet, by definition, is for two, not for 16. Yvette Bristle
"Duets For One," Elton John with Chris DiffordIf it's for one, it's a solo; NOT a duet.Isac
"Duets For One," Elton John with Chris DiffordVery contradictory song title.Peter
"Duke of Earl," Gene ChandlerEarl is a rank of nobility, not a dukedomSusanna Viljanen
"Duke Of Earl," Gene ChandlerIf he means Earl, NC, there are no dukes there.Indy
"The Duke Of Prunes," Frank ZappaThere is no duke of prunesClever Name
"Dying To Be Alive," HansonWell, duh! One only gets DEAD by dying.Noxzema Centauri
"Dying To Live," Reckless LoveYou can die, or live, no in-between.GlamRockNinjaLord
"A Dying Wish," AnathemaA wish is not sentient in the first place.weird kid106

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