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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Entries Beginning with F

"Fade Into You," Mazzy StarOne cannot fade into someone else.Sheila Oh
"Failing The Rorshach Test," Matthew Good BandIt's freakin' ink blots. How can anyone fail that?Red Ruffcorn
"Fairies Wear Boots," Black SabbathI only saw them once after i smoked some p**JoeKing
"Fairy Liquid," Beyond DawnFairy liquid only exists in fiction.The Mole
"Fairy Liquid," Beyond Dawn weird kid106
"Fairytale Of New York," The PoguesNew York is real, not a fairytale.Heather Brockwell
"Fall Into Me," Emerson DriveYou can't fall into somebody's insidesKerry
"Fall To Pieces," Velvet RevolverA person can't fall to pieces even when commanded.Hardrock Henry
"Fall To The Top," CybesThings fall to the bottom, not to the top.Yvette Bristle
"Falling Off The Edge Of The World," The EasybeatsThe world doesn't have edges to fall off of.Yvette Bristle
"Falling Through Time," Don McLeanYou can't fall through time.Yvette Bristle
"Falling Up," DrakeThings fall down, not up.Yvette Bristle
"Falling Up The Stairs," Lime CordialeOne cannot fall UP stairs.Peggy Pollock
"Falling Without Reason," DisbeliefEvery fall has a reason.Yvette Bristle
"Fantastic Planet Of Love," Marshall CrenshawLove is an emotion, not a planet.Yvette Bristle
"Farm On The Freeway," Jethro TullA freeway is no place for a farmIsac
"Fast Road," Great WhiteA road cannot move, so it cannot be fast.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Faster Than Light," Neil FinnIt's impossible to go faster than light.Yvette Bristle
"Faster Than The Speed Of Light," RavenNothing can exceed the speed of light.Candy Welty
"Father of All," Green DayNot everyone has the same father.JohnHowarth
"Fear Is A Man's Best Friend," John CaleFear is not anybody's best friendMaurice
"Feathers From Your Tree," Blue CheerTrees don't produce feathers.Yvette Bristle
"February 30," FonzieFebruary has no more than 29 days.Yvette Bristle
"Feed My Frankenstein," Alice CooperFrankenstein isn't real; how can you feed him?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Feed the Machine," NickelbackA machine is not a living thing.Dongquan
"Feeding A Hungry Heart," K. T. OslinHearts can't experience hunger.Heather Brockwell
"Feel Good Hit of the Summer," Queens Of The Stone AgeThe summer itself can't literally hitDaniel
"Feel Like A Number," Bob Seger and the Sliver Bullet BandHow exactly can one feel like a number??Alice
"Feeling Stronger Every Day," ChicagoSome days you feel weaker.Papa Rotzi
"Feels Like Tonight," DaughtryNo night has its own distinctive feelingHeather Brockwell
"Feet On Earth, Head In Sky," Black Oak ArkansasNo one can meet both conditions at the same time.Yvette Bristle
"Fell On Black Days," SoundgardenHuh?thndrstrck
"Fergalicious," FergieThere is no such word.Mike
"Fiction In The Facts," HushpuppiesFacts don't have any fiction in them.Yvette Bristle
"Field of Innocence," Evanescence Lizzie
"Fields Of Gold," StingHow much you want to bet people would steal it?Larcen Tyler
"A Fifth Of Beethoven," Walter Murphy And The Big Apple BandComposers are not divided into piecesSamantha Wasp
"Fifty Foot Woman," Dave HowardAll people are much less than 50 feet tall.Yvette Bristle
"Fighting The World," ManowarYou cannot fight the entire world!GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Final Countdown," EuropeThere were more countdowns after this song.Peter
"Final Funk," MandreMuch more funk was recorded after this song.Yvette Bristle
"The Final Voyage Of The Liquid Sky," PrimusThe sky isn't liquid.Yvette Bristle
"The Fire Burns Forever," HammerfallAll fires go out sooner or later.Candy Welty
"Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head," GorillazCrikey, is that one nasty headache!The Madman
"Fire In My Heart," Lita FordHearts don't have flames in them.Yvette Bristle
"Fire Lake," Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet BandLakes cannot be lit on fireEvan
"Fire Of Love," C.C. CatchLove is an emotion and isn't fire.Yvette Bristle
"Fire Woman," The CultDoes she set fires or is she on fire? Firemen!Peter
"First Street Blues," Lee HazlewoodRoads don't have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"First Taste Of Love," Ben E. KingLove is an emotion and has no taste.Candy Welty
"First We Take Manhattan," Leonard CohenFirst you have to defeat the US ArmySusanna Viljanen
"Fish On The Sand," George HarrisonFish can't live out of water - they would DIE!Chowder
"Fist City," Loretta LynnNo city with that name existsIsac
"Fistful Of Love," Antony And The JacksonsLove is an emotion and can't be held in one's handYvette Bristle
"Five Becomes Four," YellowcardNo, five will always be 5, that is, 4+1.Heather Brockwell
"Five Miles Of You," Tom VerlaineNo person has a body length of 5 miles.Yvette Bristle
"Five O'Clock World," VoguesDidn't know every hour had its own world.Peter
"Flags For Everything," Let's ActiveMany things don't have flags.Yvette Bristle
"Flame In My Heart," George JonesHearts don't have fires in them.Yvette Bristle
"Flame Trees," Cold ChiselFlames don't grow on trees.George Straitjacket
"Flames In My Heart," The ChannelsHearts don't have fires in them.Yvette Bristle
"Flames Of Paradise," Elton John and Jennifer RushThere is no place called Paradise to burnBrit Boxx
"Flaming Youth," KissI doubt all young people are on fire!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Flat World," Shane HarperThe world is round, not flat.Yvette Bristle
"Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy," Slim & SlamWhatever it is, it doesn't exist. Opie M.
"Flight Of Icarus," Iron MadienIcarus is fictional; he fell while trying to fly.Rock Maninoff
"Flirtin' With Disaster," Molly HatchetBut will disaster flirt back?Peter
"Flirting With Time," Tom PettyHow does one flirt with time, Tom? Peter
"The Floating World," Soft MachineThe world doesn't float.Yvette Bristle
"Flowers Never Bend With The Rainfall," Paul SimonYes, they do.Yvette Bristle
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart," Johnny CashHuh?Rich
"Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart," Johnny CashHearts don't have bathrooms.Isac
"Flute Salad," The RondelsMusical instruments cannot constitute a salad.Yvette Bristle
"Fly Me Courageous," Drivin-N-CryinNever heard of that airline. Peter
"Fly Me On The Wings Of Love," Celia BeeLove has no wings. One can't fly on love.Yvette Bristle
"Fly Me To The Moon," Frank SinatraOnly an astronaut can do that.Old Man Edgar Winter
"Fly On The Wings Of Love," The Olsen BrothersLove has no wings; one can't fly on love.Yvette Bristle
"Flying Dog," Paul GilbertDogs are incapable of flying.Yvette Bristle
"Flying Horses," DispatchOnly in the myth of PegasusAlanis More Upset
"Flying Horses," DispatchDo you mean Pegasus, the mascot of Mobil?Isac
"Flying In A Blue Dream," Joe SatrianiOnly for swifts (Swifts said to sleep in flight.)Heather Brockwell
"Flying Jelly Attack," Shonen KnifeJelly does not fly nor attack.Sheila Oh
"Flying On The Ground," The CascadesFlying is done off the ground.Yvette Bristle
"Flying Without Wings," WestlifeIt's bad enough them even flying to start withDevil Jones
"FM (No Static At All)," Steely DanEven on FM radio there will be static.Peter
"Follow Me To Sleep," Spock's BeardOne can't follow someone to sleep.Steve
"Follow My Heart," REO SpeedwagonYou can't follow something already in your body.Rock Maninoff
"Follow That Dream," Elvis PresleyHow do you follow something made up in your head?Peter
"Follow The Drinkin' Gourd," The Brothers FourGourds don't drink.Yvette Bristle
"Follow You, Follow Me," GenesisOnly one of you can follow--the other has to lead!Nickster
"Follow Your Heart," ManhattansIs that before or after it's transplanted?Peter
"Food Stamp Casserole," Biff RoseNo casserole is made of stamps.Yvette Bristle
"Foolish Beat," Debbie GibsonI don't think beats are 'foolish'.Peter
"Foolish Beat," Debbie GibsonA beat cannot be foolish.Sheila Oh
"Foolish Heart," Steve PerryHearts as body organs aren't foolish.Peter
"Footsteps To Nowhere," The Texas PlayboysThey must lead somewhere.Candy Welty
"Forever And A Day," Jackie WilsonYou can't add a day to forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever And A Night," The CasinosYou can't add time to forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Autumn," Justin HaywardAutumn ends when winter starts.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Came Today," Diana Ross And The SupremesForever is for more than one day!Peter
"Forever For Her (Is Over For Me)," The White StripesHe removed himself from the space-time continuumMatt
"Forever In Blue Jeans," Neil DiamondThey have to come off when Neil bathes.Rocky Rhodes
"Forever In Your Eyes," Mint ConditionForever cannot be in one's eyes.Frank Hotdog
"Forever Is Over," Johnny DollarForever never ends!Yvette Bristle
"Forever Man," Eric ClaptonMen don't live forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Midnight," The ObsessedMidnight lasts only an instant.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Mine," The O'JaysA person can't have anything forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Reign," HillsongNo reign lasts forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Seventeen," Tim McGrawYou're only 17 years of age for one year.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Thursday," Tim FinnThursday ends when Friday begins.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Tuesday Morning," The MockersMorning ends when afternoon begins.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Winter," Taylor SwiftWinters don't last forever.JohnHowarth
"Forever Yellow Skies," The CranberriesSkies are blue.Mattias
"Forever Yesterday," Barclay James HarvestNo day lasts forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever Young," Rod StewartSorry, everyone grows old. It's part of aging.Natalie Snortman
"Forever Young," AlphavilleSorry, you will grow adultSusanna Viljanen
"Forever Your Girl," Paula AbdulNothing is foreverRiella
"Forever's As Far As I'll Go," AlabamaNo one can go forever.Yvette Bristle
"Forever's End," Jason CrabbForever never ends.Yvette Bristle
"Fortress Around Your Heart," StingIf it could be built who would defend it?Peter
"Fortune Is A Fickle Lady," Rex ZarioFortune isn't a person.Yvette Bristle
"Found Her In A Star," The Guess WhoThere are no people inside stars.Yvette Bristle
"Four Seasons In One Day," Crowded HouseTakes 6 months + to have parts of 4 seasons.Carmen Mistletoe
"Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle," NirvanaShe won't. Frances Farmer died in 1970.Paul Bunions
"Freak City U.S.A.," The Bar-KaysThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Free Electric Band," Albert HammondUmm... WHAT?Susanna Viljanen
"Free Falling," Tom PettyI didn't know you had to pay everytime you fell!Danielle
"Freedom Is A Breakfast Food," Peter And GordonNo, freedom is not a food at all.Yvette Bristle
"Freedom Rider," TrafficFreedom isn't something that can be ridden.Cape Canaveral Lavigne
"Freeway Of Love," Aretha FranklinI'm unaware of a major highway named 'Love'.Peter
"Freezing Fire," Weather ReportThis is an oxymoron. Fires are hot, not freezing.Yvette Bristle
"Friday Night Blues," John ConleeTimes of day are incapable of emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Friend Is A Four Letter Word," CakeNo, it has SIX letters.Kronos
"Friend Is A Four Letter Word," CakeLast time I checked it was...hmmm....6 letters!Dude
"Friend Is A Four Letter Word," CakeLies!Matt
"Friendly Enemy," June WebbThis title is an oxymoron.Yvette Bristle
"Frisky Biscuits," Earl KlughFood is not frisky.Yvette Bristle
"From Here To Eternity," Giorgio MoroderEternity is not a destination.Yvette Bristle
"From Pig To Man," Country BoysPigs can't change into men.Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Fire," RageFire is hot and doesn't freeze.Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Horror," CrawlHorror doesn't freeze.Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Love," The PlayboysLove is an emotion. It doesn't freeze.Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Rainbow," SaxonRainbows can't freeze.Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Sunshine," Rick McClellanSunshine doesn't freeze.Yvette Bristle
"Frozen Under The Sun," ScannerThe item will start frozen, but thaw in the sun.Thomas
"Full Moon Fire," Walter EganThe Moon does not burn.Yvette Bristle
"Full Moon Turn My Head Around," Off Broadway USAThe Moon can't turn anyone's head.Yvette Bristle
"Fun City," Tuff DartsThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Funk Attack," Dexter WanselMusic doesn't attack.Yvette Bristle
"Funk In A Mason Jar," Harvey MasonMusic can't be put into a jar.Yvette Bristle
"Funkytown," Lipps Inc. or Pseudo EchoNo town with that name existsIsac
"Furry Old Lobster," Jonathan CoultonLobsters don't get furry when they ageEvan
"Future In Past," Christina CarterThe future is in the future, not in the past.Yvette Bristle
"The Future Is Now," Project PitchforkThe future hasn't happened yet.Yvette Bristle

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