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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks," Panic At The DiscoNails and tacks are NOT edible.Lizzie
"Naked Sunday," Stone Temple PilotsA day can't wear clothesbeen_a_son
"Nature Trail To Hell," Weird Al YankovicNo nature trails go there.Yvette Bristle
"Necklace Of Teardrops," The HumdingersHow can a necklace be made of teardrops?!Yvette Bristle
"The Necromancer," RushNecromancers are entirely fictional beings.GlamRockNinjaLord
"The Needle Lies," QueensrycheHow can a needle lie?Diddims
"Negative Earth," Barclay James HarvestIt's positive.Yvette Bristle
"Neon Knights," Black SabbathKnights are soldiers, not noble gases.Susanna Viljanen
"Neon Moon," Brooks & DunnThe Moon isn't made of neon, nor is it a neon signTrina Lufkin
"Neon Nights," AcceptNights are not made of Neon.Obi Lame Kenobi
"Neon Rainbow," The Box TopsThat's a pretty ugly sign. Daisaigai Katja
"Neon Rainbow," The Box Tops Natalie Snortman
"Neutron Dance," Pointer SistersSubatomic particles, neutrons, don't dance. Peter
"Never Alone," Lady AntebellumBut sometimes you are.Lynnetta Lore
"Never Be Lonely," Gloria GaynorEveryone is lonely at some point.Yvette Bristle
"Never Can Say Goodbye," Jackson 5You can say goodbye at any time.Reggie Pillbox
"Never Die," CreedOh,it explains itselfbob with 2 b's
"Never Die Young," James TaylorSome people do die young.Yvette Bristle
"Never Ending Song Of Love," Delaney And BonnieEvery song ends. Even this one clearly does.Peter
"Never Ending Story," LimahlThat's all, folksSusanna Viljanen
"Never Enough," Kelly ClarksonSometimes, enough is enough.Sheila Oh
"Never Gonna Give You Up," Rick AstleyEventually he will have to.Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Leave This Bed," Maroon 5They can't stay there forever.Candy Welty
"Never Gonna Let You Die," AdeazeNo one lives forever.Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Let You Go," Sergio MendesYou'll have to let go, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Never Gonna Stop The Rock," HelixIt must stop sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Never Grow Old," Patty GriffinMany people do grow old.Yvette Bristle
"Never Say Goodbye," Bon JoviJon Bon Jovi says "goodbye" many times in the songGlamRockNinjaLord
"Never Say Never," Romeo VoidThis phrase already says the word 'never' twice.Logan
"Never Tell An Angel (When Your Heart's On Fire)," The StompersIf your heart were on fire, death would result.Yvette Bristle
"Never Too Late," Three Days GraceIt will be at some pointInsertnamehere
"Never Too Much," Luther VandrossSometimes there's too much of something.Yvette Bristle
"Never Trust A Woman," B.B. KingMany women can be trusted.Yvette Bristle
"Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up," Barry WhiteEventually you will have to.Yvette Bristle
"Never, Never Leave Me," Mary WellsEventually the person will have to leave.Yvette Bristle
"Neverending Story," LimahlEvery story has to have an endDavid
"New Dark Ages," Bad ReligionI'm pretty sure we're living in the post-Dark AgesEvan
"New Dead Shrimp Blues," Norman GreenbaumDead animals have no emotions.Yvette Bristle
"New Moon On Monday," Duran DuranEven a New Moon is old.Frosty The Cat
"New Moon Over Jamaica," Johnny CashIt's the same old moon as everSusanna Viljanen
"New Potato Caboose," Grateful DeadUnless the potato is big enough...Diddims
"New York Mining Disaster 1941," Bee GeesThere was no such event.Chowder
"Next Door to an Angel," Neil SedakaNot unless you are in HeavenDavid
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper LaceA city can never actually die.Isac
"The Night Chicago Died," Paper LaceChicago isn't a living thing, so it can't die.Carmen Nunki
"Night Fever," The Bee GeesA night has no body to have elevated temperature.Peter
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby VeeNo it doesn't!Offender
"The Night Has A Thousand Eyes," Bobby VeeNO time of day has eyes - much less a thousand!Chowder
"The Night I Died," SuperclusterWhen you're dead, you can't sing or say anything.Candy Welty
"Night In My Veins," PretendersJust impossible. Peter
"The Night Is Still Young," Nicki MinajThe night has no age.Steve
"Night Lies," Bang CamaroThe night is incapable of lying.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Night Of The Living Dead," Misfitsthe dead are dead. they cant live.maggot army
"Night On Fire," Reckless LoveThe night is incapable of combustion.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Night on the Sun," Modest MouseThere are no nights on the sun... ever.Nestor Abreu
"The Night That New York Cried," PreludeThere's no night when the whole city/state cried.Yvette Bristle
"The Night They Blew Up The Moon," Hot Rod CircuitThe moon can't be blown to pieces.Yvette Bristle
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," The Band or Joan BaezYou cannot drive the entire South.Opie M.
"Nights Are Forever Without You," England Dan And John Ford ColeyNights don't last forever.Yvette Bristle
"Nine In The Afternoon," Panic At The DiscoChronologically, it's non-existent.Rip Jeans
"Nine Lives," Def LeppardAs far as I know, you have just one life.GlamRockNinjaLord
"No Air," Jordin SparksAir exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Alibis," Eric ClaptonAlibis exist.Wanda Pierce
"No Arms Can Ever Hold You," Bobby VintonWhy do I have Vaseline on them, permanently?Peter
"No Body, No Crime," Taylor SwiftBodies and crime exist.JohnHowarth
"No Bones," Dinosaur Jr.Bones exist.Yvette Bristle
"No Ceilings," Lil WayneCeilings exist.Yvette Bristle
"No Dice," BadfingerDice exist.Yvette Bristle
"No Faith, No Love," Mitty CollierFaith and love exist.Yvette Bristle
"No Fun," Iggy PopFun exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Games," Breaking BenjaminGames exist.Yvette Bristle
"No Good," Kate VoegeleGood exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Good in Goodbye," The ScriptThe word 'goodbye' does have the substring 'good'Dongquan
"No Good, Nowhere World," The SpectresThe world is somewhere - here!Yvette Bristle
"No Leaf Clover," MetallicaThat would be a stem.mandylee
"No Light, No Light," Florence And The MachineLight exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Love," EminemLove exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Love On The Street," Tim CurryLove does exist on some streets.Yvette Bristle
"No Man Can Find The War," Tim BuckleyPlenty of men find wars.Yvette Bristle
"No Milk Today," Herman's HermitsMilk exists every day.Yvette Bristle
"No Moon At All," The Ames BrothersThe Moon exists even when it's not visible.Kara Oke
"No More Heroes," Grace SlickHeroes exist.Yvette Bristle
"No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice CooperNo man named 'Nice Guy' existed in the 1st place.Joe
"No More Rhyme," Debbie GibsonThis song has rhyme in it!Yvette Bristle
"No More Songs For Me," Barbra StreisandShe recorded many more songs after this one.Yvette Bristle
"No More Tears," Ozzy OsbourneSorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears.Peter
"No More Words," BerlinThan how do we communicate?Peter
"No Music," Lil' MamaMusic exists.Yvette Bristle
"No New Friends," DJ KhaledPeople keep making friends.JohnHowarth
"No News," LonestarNews exists.Yvette Bristle
"No One Is To Blame," Howard JonesSomebody's got to to be blamed.Tim Burr
"No One On Earth," Right Said FredThere are many people on Earth.Yvette Bristle
"No One Remembers My Name," Burt BacharachI do. It's Burt Bacharach.Yvette Bristle
"No One Stands Alone," Myrna MarchPlenty of people do.Yvette Bristle
"No Pigeons," Sporty Theivz Pigeons existSarah
"No Quarter," Led ZeppelinQuarters exist.Opie M.
"No Rain," Blind MelonRain exists.GlamRockNinjaLord
"No Reply," The BeatlesReplies exist.Lance Crackers
"No Reply At All," GenesisReplies exist.Lance Crackers
"No Roads Left," Linkin ParkThere are plenty of roads leftWanda Pierce
"No Roots," Alice MertonRoots exist.JohnHowarth
"No Roses, No Skies," Have HeartRoses and skies exist.Yvette Bristle
"No Scrubs," TLCScrubs exist.Sheila Oh
"No Sense," Cat PowerSense exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Sign Of Yesterday ," Men At WorkBecause yesterday has already passed.Opie M.
"No Sky," Guided By VoicesThe sky exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Sun," TurnoverThe Sun exists, even when it's not visible.Yvette Bristle
"No Talk," The KinisonTalk exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Telephone," Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss HerTelephones exist.Sheila Oh
"No Time," The Guess WhoTime exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Time At All," Cast Of 'Pippin'Time exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Time For Time," Herb AlpertThis is an oxymoron. Time exists.Yvette Bristle
"No Time To Lose," Tarney Spencer BandUnfortunately there will be times that you lose.Peter
"No Woman No Cry," Bob MarleyWomen exist and they do cry often.Reggie Pillbox
"No Work, All Play," Hilary DuffWork exists; many things aren't play.Yvette Bristle
"Noah Will Be Your Grave," The Acacia StrainHow can someone be your grave?Grillzforlife
"Nobody But Me," Human BeinzThere are other people besides the singer.Lance Crackers
"Nobody Else But Me," Morgana KingThere are many other people besides this singer.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Knows Me," MadonnaMany people know her!Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Knows You When You're Down And Out," Eric ClaptonYour own self knows you, at least.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore," Kris KristoffersonMost people love other people.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Loves Me," Limp BizkitYour loyal fans love you, Fred Durst.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Nobody Walkin'," Tim BuckleyMost people do walk.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody Wants To Be Alone," Crystal GayleSome people do.Jake
"Nobody Wins," Elton JohnSomebody has to win.British Bullcrap
"Nobody's Child," The Traveling WilburysEvery child is produced by two parents.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody's Daughter," HoleEvery child is produced by two parents.Yvette Bristle
"Nobody's Heart," Julie LondonEvery heart has an owner.Yvette Bristle
"Noise For Your Eyes," EarthsuitThough one with synesthesia might so perceive it.Melissa Conway
"Noodle Dance," PB&J Otter (TV)A noodle cannot really dance.Weast Weasel
"Not Enough Time," INXSTime is infinite; there is more than enough.Rock Maninoff
"Nothing At All," HeartThere will always be something.Peter
"Nothing Bad Ever Happens To Me," Oingo BoingoBad things happen to everyone every now and againElmy
"Nothing But Good," Hank Ballard And The MidnightersSome things are not good.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing But Tears," Marlena ShawThere are many other things besides tears.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Can Stop Me," Gene ChandlerWell, except for maybe death. Peter
"Nothing Comes Easy," Lynyrd SkynyrdSome things do.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Else Matters," MetallicaA lot of other things do matterLina
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned," StyxSome things do go as plannedLefty Lucy
"Nothing Ever Happened," Crash VegasMany things ever happenedJohnHowarth
"Nothing Ever Happens," Rachel PlattenMany things happen (including her singing!).Heather Brockwell
"Nothing From Nothing," Billy PrestonYou cannot take nothing from nothing.Percy Fingertips
"Nothing Going On," ClawfingerThere are plenty of things going on in this world.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing In My Heart," Marissa NadlerHearts have blood in them.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing In This World," Engelbert HumperdinckThere are plenty of things in this world.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Is Impossible," The PlanetshakersMany things ARE impossible.Heather Brockwell
"Nothing Is Red," MewLOTS of things are red.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Lasts," Karen BethMany things do.Candy Welty
"Nothing Makes Any Sense," MordorMany things do make sense.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Means More," Shoes"Nothing" and "more" have different meanings.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Out There For Me," Missy ElliottPlenty of things are "out there"Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Plus Nothing Ain't Nothing," Dewayne Orender & Robyn YoungNothing plus nothing is still nothing.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Stays The Same," ElasticaSome things do remain the same.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing To Gain," Biff RoseThere are plenty of things to gain.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing Wrong," LeAnn RimesMany things are wrong in this world.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now," StarshipMany things can stop you.Wanda Pierce
"Nothing's Impossible," Bobby AllenIf true, then why do we have this list?Yvette Bristle
"Nothing's Real But Love," Rebecca FergusonLove isn't the only real thing.Yvette Bristle
"Now I Can Fly," Kimberley LockeShe's a mammal, & among mammals only bats can fly.Lou Quilson
"Now I Have Everything," Nancy SinatraNobody can possibly attain everything.Yvette Bristle
"Now I'm Everyone," Biffy ClyroYou can only be youraelf.Yvette Bristle
"Now Is Forever," Eiffel 65Now is now. Forever is forever.Mads
"Nowhere Girl," B-MovieShe's gotta be around somewhere!Mitch
"Nowhere Man," The BeatlesThe Nowhere Man Has To Be Somewhere Is He Lost ?Lee Mccoy
"Nowhere Road," FastballA Road has to go somewhere, otherwise it's uselessRich
"Nowhere To Run," Martha And The VandellasThere will always be somewhere to run.Reggie Pillbox
"The Number Of The Beast," Iron MaidenBeasts aren't given numbers.Peter
"Number One Blind," Veruca SaltThere is no 'number one' blindChris Chendo

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