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Album cover parody of Blackout [LP] by Scorpions
Parody album cover
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Quotes:

It's more fun f**king a woman than it is f**king an animal. - KLAUS MEINE singer for the soon to be disbanding Scorpions
Submitted by: Her I Am
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Rudolf Shenker first named the band 'nameless'. but he foud it doesn't sounf right, so he decided to search a deadly name. than he thought about the scorpions, and their deadly sting, so the band changed their name to Scorpions Submitted by: Andrei

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Blow You Like An Earthquake""Rock You Like A Hurricane"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Blow You Like A Rockslide""Rock You Like A Hurricane"Regina Haniger
"No One Likes You (The Paris Hilton Song)""No One Like You"Amanda
"Having Lunch at Burger King""Rock You Like A Hurricane"Anonymous Bob
"Flip Out""Breakout"german

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Rhythm Of Love,"Love is an emotion, not music.Yvette Bristle
"Rock You Like A Hurricane,"hurricanes don't rock youRich
"Sun In My Hand,"only in your dreamsMSG
"Life's Like A River,"Not if you live in AntarcticaElemenT

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Hurricane Song," Allen Watty"Rock You Like A Hurricane," The Scorpions
"Afterlife," Avenged Sevenfold"Sails Of Charon," Scorpions
"We're An American Band," Grand Funk Railroad"Raised On Rock," Scorpions
"All You Need Is Love," The Beatles"You Give Me All I Need," Scorpions
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Tease Me, Lease Me" originally "Tease Me, Please Me"
Wendy Torrance
"Remember The God Times" originally "Remember The Good Times"
Naomi Swanson
"Remember The Good Ties" originally "Remember The Good Times"
Naomi Swanson
"Remember The Goo Times" originally "Remember The Good Times"
Naomi Swanson
"Backout" originally "Blackout"
Adrienne Schnell

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Rhythm Of Lover" originally "Rhythm Of Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Rhythm Of Clove" originally "Rhythm Of Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Rhythm Of Glove" originally "Rhythm Of Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Rhythm Off Love" originally "Rhythm Of Love"
Yvette Bristle
"The Zoom" originally "The Zoo"
Calvin Amari

There are additional Scorpions song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"The Loo" originally "The Zoo"
Keira Dayley
"The Goo" originally "The Zoo"
Hank E. Panky
"I'm Leading You" originally "I'm Leaving You"
Serafina
"The Roo" originally "The Zoo"
As in kangaroo, which you would find at the zoo.
Mary De Mann
"Lock You Like A Hurricane" originally "Rock You Like A Hurricane"
Dyan Cannonball

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Still Loving You""Not Into Dudes"Hu's On First
"Rock You Like A Hurricane""Finally Gone Insane"Nan Patrick
"Rock You Like a Hurricane""Green Eggs and Ham (Part 2)"mouselover
"Rock You Like a Hurricane""Green Eggs and Ham (Part 1)"mouselover
"Rock You Like a Hurricane""Green Eggs and Ham"mouselover
"Rock You Like A Hurricane""Voting For The Hurricane"Hu's On First
"No Pain No Gain""Low Carb High Fat"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"No One Like You""The Spy Who Loved Me (No One Like Him)"Dylan Baranski
"Winds of Change""Win, With Chains"Red Ant
"Rock Like A Hurricane""Stomach Pain"Christopher Long

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Rock You Like A HurricaneMusic Stores That Sell Instrumentsrocky

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Rock You Like a HurricaneFlood/Disaster HotlineHarry
BlackoutGeneral Electricrocky
BlackoutElectric Companyrocky
Rock You Like A HurricaneHurricane Katrina ReliefMatt D
Rock You Like A HurricaneAny Disaster Relief ServiceJeffrey Hope
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Crocodile Rock
   Elton John
Rock You Like A Hurricane
   The Scorpions
Crocodile Rock You Like A Hurricane
Edward
Rock This Town
   The Stray Cats
Rock You Like A Hurricane
   The Scorpions
Rock This Town Like A Hurricane
Edward
Shock Me
   Kiss
Rock You Like A Hurricane
   Scorpions
Shock Me Like A Hurricane
GlamRockNinjaLord
I'm The Only One
   Melissa Etheridge
Still Loving You
   Scorpions
I'm The Only One Still Loving You
Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Scorpions Sting
Scorpions combined with Sting
They sure do!
Submitted By: Carl

Misheard Lyrics:

"No One Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get wet for the nights with you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait for the nights with you.
"Wind Of Change"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fart and then I squat
Original Lyrics:
I follow the Moskva.
"No One Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you mention the things we'll do
Original Lyrics:
I imagine the things we'd do
"Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am
Rob you like a hurricane
Original Lyrics:
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"No One Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get wet for the nights with you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait for the nights with you.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Bijan

His slight German accent can make people mishear it this way.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Rock You Like a Hurricane"
Better Lyrics:
So what is wrong with another synth?
Original Lyrics:
So what is wrong with another sin?
Submitted by: KORG Power!
"Wind of Change"
Better Lyrics:
That we could be so close like Joel and Ethan
Original Lyrics:
That we could be so close like brothers
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Rock You Like A Hurricane"
The Funny Lyrics:
The b*tch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
and feed her well
Why They're Funny:
Does anyone know what this is supposed to mean?
Submitted by: johnnyunitus
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Blackout"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My head explodes, my ears ring,
I can't remember just where I've been
Why They're Nonsensical:
First, how can he be telling us anything if his head has exploded, second, how could he know his ears are ringing if they're no longer attached to him (they probably came off when his head exploded), and, third, why is he so worried about where he's been anyway? He probably has more important things to think about (which he can't really do anyway because his brain also left when his head exploded) then where he's been like whether or not anyone has cleaned the walls after his (probably very messy) head explosion.
Submitted by: Daniel Glaser
"The Zoo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We eat the night, we drink the time
Why They're Nonsensical:
This is probably supposed to be metaphorical, but literally it is not possible because night and time in general are not edible things.
Submitted by: Angela

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Wind Of Change"
The Dated Lyrics:
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Why They're Dated:
No outright dating, though it's set in Moscow, and if any one song captured the hopes of a new era after the fall of the Berlin Wall, this is it. How long ago it feels.
Submitted by: Terry
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Lovedrive"
The Dirty Lyrics:
A girl to drive
A car to love
Why They're Dirty:
Well, it is supposed to be 'a car to drive, a girl to love' but the way they have intentionally mixed the words gives a not-so-subtle innuendo
Submitted by: VT
"Rock You Like a Hurricane"
The Dirty Lyrics:
The bitch is hungry, she needs to tell. So give her inches and feed her well.
Why They're Dirty:
Seems obvious it's referring to feeding her a male member.
Submitted by: John
There are additional Scorpions dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Tease Me, Please Me"
The Song Lyrics:
Spread the world around
The boys are back in town
Reelin' and rockin'
We're rollin' with it win or lose
Song They Mention:
"The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Kicks After Six"
The Song Lyrics:
The good girls give them kicks after six
Come on, baby, take it to the limit
Song They Mention:
"Take It To The Limit" by The Eagles
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Wind of Change"
Opening Lines:
I follow the Moskva, down to Gorky park, listening to the wind of change
Comments:
egotists listen to their own song!
Submitted by: Blaise
 

Song Title Space Change:

"He Saw Oman, She's A Man" originally "He's A Woman, She's A Man"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"He Saw Oman's, He's A Man" originally "He's A Woman, She's A Man"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

No Crop, Sis Submitted by: Joy Stick
Cross Pion Submitted by: Joy Stick
Pro's Icons Submitted by: Joy Stick
Crisp Soon Submitted by: Joy Stick
I Scorn Sop Submitted by: Joy Stick

There are additional Scorpions Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Myth For Hovel" originally "Rhythm Of Love"
Submitted by: Heather Brockwell
"Given You Mail" originally "I'm Leaving You"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Facing Down, Eh?" originally "Wind Of Change"
Submitted by: Alexis
"No Chewing Fad" originally "Wind Of Change"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Facing Den...How?" originally "Wind Of Change"
Submitted by: Alexis

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Restless Nights"
The Lyrics:
Blackout in London Just slip'n slide Blackout in London I'm just about to lose my mind Big time in Paris Time's gonna fly Big time in Paris It's c'est la vie for me tonight [later...] Hot shot in Dallas A wild horse to ride Hot shot in Dallas I don't know how but I survived Rock hard in Rio Pure sex and crime Rock hard in Rio It's just too much to take tonight [later...] Red hot in Moscow Turn back the tide Red hot in Moscow The eagle rocks the bear tonight Die hard in Tokyo Lexington nights, yeah yeah Die hard in Tokyo I barely made it out alive
Why:
London, England, UK; Paris, France; Dallas, TX, USA; Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; Moscow, USSR; Tokyo, Japan; Lexington, VA, USA
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Wind of Change"
The Lyrics:
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Why:
The Moskva is a river that runs through Moscow. Gorky Park is an amusement park in Moscow.
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger

Song Title Acrostics:

SLY: "Still Loving You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Lack Bout" originally "Blackout"
Submitted by: Sharon Britt
"The Ooze" originally "The Zoo"
Submitted by: Rocky

Band Name Spoonerisms:

The Poor Scions originally "The Scorpions"
For those who can only afford funny looking cars.
Submitted by: Rocky

Hidden Tracks:

"Marie's the Name(Of His Latest Flame)"
When listening to the Face the Heat album on CD, let the last track(Lonely Nights) continue after the song ends and you will hear a very good cover of the Elvis Presley song
Submitted by: Robert

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Pet Scorpions
Submitted by: Travis

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