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Fun Music Information -> Toby Keith
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Possible Misspelled Names:
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Toby Kieth, Toby Keith & Willie Nelson, Toby Keith and Willie Nelson, Tob Keith, T. KeithMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Toby Keith Coval. Submitted by: Trevor
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Steelin - Submitted by: britt
- Stelen - It's a cute name! Submitted by: Singer
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Broken Bridges" | Movie sucked. Awful acting. He should stick to singing. - Jessie W. |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Toby Keith" | "Oilfield worker and semi-pro football player" | Toby was in his 30's before he got his first record contract. - Cheeseburger in Parodies |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Get Drunk And Beat Somebody" | "Get Drunk And Be Somebody" | Ursula Turpin |
| "American Stranger" | "American Solider" | Matthias |
| "I'm a retard" | "I love this bar" | lindz |
| "How do you milk a cow" | "How do you like me now" | so blissful |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "She's Perfect," | No person is perfect. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "You Talk Too Much," Joe Jones | "A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action," Toby Keith | |
| "Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana | "Blue Bedroom," Toby Keith | |
| "Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran | "He Ain't Worth Missin'," Toby Keith | |
| "The Party's Over," Judy Holliday | "You Ain't Much Fun," Toby Keith | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Taiban Song" originally "The Taliban Song"
Taiban is a town in New Mexico.
Wendy Torrance
"Beer Or My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Bee For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Beer For My Hoses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Beverly Stiles
"God To Go To Mexico" originally "Good To Go To Mexico"
Yvonne Sindri
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"How Do You Liken Me Now?" originally "How Do You Like Me Now?"
Ashley Bryant
"Diet With Your Boots On" originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Why would I want to do that?
Edward
"Whiskery Girl" originally "Whiskey Girl"
Must be a hormone imbalance.
Connie Brady
"How Do Ya Like Men Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Mel Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"I Love This Jar" originally "I Love This Bar"
Edward
"I Move This Bar" originally "I Love This Bar"
Peter
"As Gold As I Once Was" originally "As Good As I Once Was"
Peter
"Who's That Max" originally "Who's That Man"
Edward
"I Wanna Walk About Me" originally "I Wanna Talk About Me"
Barring an out-of-body experience, unlikely.
Tracy Frummond
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Nov 15
a parody of "Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith
Jeff Reuben does the vocals & Matthias wrote the lyrics to this tribute to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!! Who wants some coffee?
www.ogterps.com: (m4a)
Mar 25
a parody of "Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
To the poor suffering (and forgiving) wives like mine!
YouTube: (mp3, windows media)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Red Solo Cup" | "Weird Promo Cut" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Made in America" | "Crazed Vegetarian" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Red Solo Cup" | "Blue Liberal Wall" | Toni Jo-Ann Anderson |
| "As Good as I Once Was" | "Your Foot's Inside Your Jaw" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Red Solo Cup" | "Red Starbucks Cup" | Matthias |
| "Should've Been A Cowboy" | "Stranded As A Towel Boy" | Blaydeman |
| "A Little Less Talk, A Lot More Action" | "When I Tried To Moonwalk..." | Agrimorfee |
| "Honkytonk U" | "Donkey Kong U" | Matthias |
| "I Love This Bar" | "I Hate Slow Cars" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Weed With Willy" | "Cheese On My Willy" | Dave Ferretti |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| She's A Hottie | America's Next Top Model | Edward |
| I Love This Bar | Cingular Wireless | Mike D. |
| Beer For My Horses | Budweiser | Matthias |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Who's Your Daddy? | Paternity Testing Service | Raphael |
| Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue | OBL's Answering Machine | Gustav Deuchman |
| I Love This Bar | AA | Ezra |
| Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American) | Anger Management Hotline | Lucy |
| Who's Your Daddy? | Adoption agency/Orphanage | Ed |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman Dr. Hook | High Maintenance Woman Toby Keith | When You're In Love With A Beautiful High Maintenance Woman | Edward |
| Remember When Alan Jackson | We Were In Love Toby Keith | Remember When We Were In Love Fond memories from then. | Edward |
| Just Another Woman In Love Anne Murray | High Maintenance Woman Toby Keith | Just Another High Maintenance Woman In Love | Edward |
| Mama Tried Merle Haggard | A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action Toby Keith | Mama Tried A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action And really revved up her and Daddy's love life! | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Toby Keith Urban
Toby Keith combined with Keith Urban
A collaboration of male country music performers!
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"Lost You Anyway"
Misheard Lyrics: I’d lost you, Hemingway.
Original Lyrics: I’d lost you anyway.
| "American Soldier"
Misheard Lyrics: American sofa
Original Lyrics: American soldier
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"Should’ve Been A Cowboy "
Misheard Lyrics: Miss Piggy, have you ever thought of running away?
Original Lyrics: Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away?
| "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"
Misheard Lyrics: All brought to you in Tennessee
or All brought to you in New Jersey Original Lyrics: All brought to you courtesy
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Lost You Anyway"
Misheard Lyrics: I’d lost you, Hemingway.
Original Lyrics: I’d lost you anyway.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jake Thompson In 2010, I was at a Toby Keith Concert with a few of my Friends in Caddot, Wisconsin. Before he was gonna perform, I went upstage and asked him if he was gonna play “I’d lost you, Hemingway”. He didn’t know what I was talking about and we both started laughing. I decided to sing until he corrected me by saying “It’s ‘I’d lost you anyway”. To this day, on November 28, 2024, I still remember that day! Rip Toby Keith and Ernest Hemingway. Gone but not forgotten. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I wanna about me!
Why They're Repetitive: This is my all-time favorite song, I love Toby Keith, Travis Tritt, and Alan Jackson, but Toby just repeats himself too many times!
Submitted by: Bailey
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Beer For My Horses"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Why They're Nonsensical: Um, yeah, let's waste perfectly good beer on a bunch of horses! No wonder country music sucks, with songs like this.
Submitted by: Mean Gene
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics: I might've had a sidekick with a funny name,
Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James. Who They Mention: Old West outlaw Jesse James.
Submitted by: Edward
| "I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics: I should have been a cowboy
I should have learned to rope and ride Wearing my six-shooter, working on a cattle drive Stealing young girls' hearts Just like Gene and Roy Who They Mention: Gene Autry and Roy Rogers
Submitted by: Tarzan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Red Solo Cup"
The Lyrics: Red Solo cup, I fill you up.
Product Brand Name: Solo cups (a brand of plastic glasses/cups).
Submitted by: Edward
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
The Song Lyrics: I'm gonna get drunk and be somebody
Song They Mention: Be Somebody, by Melissa Manchester
Submitted by: Renee
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Boasting Lyrics: I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about I I wanna talk about number one Old my me my What I like What I know What I want What I see I like talkin' 'bout You you you you usually But occasionally I wanna talk about me. Comments: It sounds like Toby is only thinking of himself and that's very selfish.
Submitted by: Veruca Pepper
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Song Title Space Change:
"How Do You LIke Men, Ow!" originally "How Do You Like Me Now?"
Submitted by: Edward
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"My List"
The Lyrics: So why put off for tomorrow
What I could get done today? Why: Passive voice. It should be "So why put off for tomorrow what I can do today?"
Submitted by: Isac
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Band Name Anagrams:
Hot Bike, Ty Submitted by: hamburger456
Hot Bi Tyke Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics: Go west young man haven't you've been told, California's full of whiskey, women, and gold.
Why: The state of California.
Submitted by: Edward
| "God Love Her"
The Lyrics: She kissed her mama goodbye, said I'll be sure and phone ya. She called her from a truck stop in Tucson Arizona.
Why: Tucson Arizona
Submitted by: Edward
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Song Title Acrostics:
HI: "Hit It"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"I With Your Boots, Dawn" originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
"Guy Like Earls That Drink Beer" originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
If grammatical changes "like" from verb. to prep.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"I Like Burls That Drink Gear" originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
Makes no sense, but a flawless spoonerism.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Mere Whore By Forces" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Get Sunk And Be Drum Body" originally "Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
How that makes one a drum body is a mystery!
Submitted by: Doodah Bobo
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Coby Teeth originally "Toby Keith"
Submitted by: Rocky
Colby Teeth originally "Toby Keith"
If you would brush, that cheese wouldn't build up.
Submitted by: Tigger
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Beer For My Horses"
Toby recently made a movie based on the song.
Submitted by: hekifier
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics: I bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillon say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away Why: Gunsmoke
Submitted by: Tarzan
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