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Fun Music Information -> Toby Keith

This is the most recent information about Toby Keith that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Toby Keith, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Toby Kieth, Toby Keith & Willie Nelson, Toby Keith and Willie Nelson, Tob Keith, T. Keith

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Toby Keith Coval. Submitted by: Trevor

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Steelin - Submitted by: britt
  • Stelen - It's a cute name! Submitted by: Singer

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Broken Bridges"Movie sucked. Awful acting. He should stick to singing. - Jessie W.

Former Career:

New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Toby Keith""Oilfield worker and semi-pro football player"Toby was in his 30's before he got his first record contract. - Cheeseburger in Parodies

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Get Drunk And Beat Somebody""Get Drunk And Be Somebody"Ursula Turpin
"American Stranger""American Solider"Matthias
"I'm a retard""I love this bar"lindz
"How do you milk a cow""How do you like me now"so blissful

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"She's Perfect,"No person is perfect.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"You Talk Too Much," Joe Jones"A Little Less Talk and a Lot More Action," Toby Keith
"Where Did You Sleep Last Night?," Nirvana"Blue Bedroom," Toby Keith
"Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran"He Ain't Worth Missin'," Toby Keith
"The Party's Over," Judy Holliday"You Ain't Much Fun," Toby Keith
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Taiban Song" originally "The Taliban Song"
Taiban is a town in New Mexico.
Wendy Torrance
"Beer Or My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Bee For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Beer For My Hoses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Beverly Stiles
"God To Go To Mexico" originally "Good To Go To Mexico"
Yvonne Sindri

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"How Do You Liken Me Now?" originally "How Do You Like Me Now?"
Ashley Bryant
"Diet With Your Boots On" originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Why would I want to do that?
"Whiskery Girl" originally "Whiskey Girl"
Must be a hormone imbalance.
Connie Brady
"How Do Ya Like Men Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
"How Do Ya Like Mel Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"I Love This Jar" originally "I Love This Bar"
"I Move This Bar" originally "I Love This Bar"
"As Gold As I Once Was" originally "As Good As I Once Was"
"Who's That Max" originally "Who's That Man"
"I Wanna Walk About Me" originally "I Wanna Talk About Me"
Barring an out-of-body experience, unlikely.
Tracy Frummond

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


Nov 15
a parody of "Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith
Jeff Reuben does the vocals & Matthias wrote the lyrics to this tribute to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!! Who wants some coffee? (m4a)
Mar 25
a parody of "Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
To the poor suffering (and forgiving) wives like mine!
YouTube: (mp3, windows media)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Red Solo Cup""Weird Promo Cut"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Made in America""Crazed Vegetarian"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Red Solo Cup""Blue Liberal Wall"Toni Jo-Ann Anderson
"As Good as I Once Was""Your Foot's Inside Your Jaw"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Red Solo Cup""Red Starbucks Cup"Matthias
"Should've Been A Cowboy""Stranded As A Towel Boy"Blaydeman
"A Little Less Talk, A Lot More Action""When I Tried To Moonwalk..."Agrimorfee
"Honkytonk U""Donkey Kong U"Matthias
"I Love This Bar""I Hate Slow Cars"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Weed With Willy""Cheese On My Willy"Dave Ferretti

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
She's A HottieAmerica's Next Top ModelEdward
I Love This BarCingular WirelessMike D.
Beer For My HorsesBudweiserMatthias

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Who's Your Daddy?Paternity Testing ServiceRaphael
Courtesy Of The Red, White, And BlueOBL's Answering MachineGustav Deuchman
I Love This BarAAEzra
Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American)Anger Management HotlineLucy
Who's Your Daddy?Adoption agency/OrphanageEd
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman
   Dr. Hook
High Maintenance Woman
   Toby Keith
When You're In Love With A Beautiful High Maintenance Woman
Remember When
   Alan Jackson
We Were In Love
   Toby Keith
Remember When We Were In Love
Fond memories from then.
Just Another Woman In Love
   Anne Murray
High Maintenance Woman
   Toby Keith
Just Another High Maintenance Woman In Love
Mama Tried
   Merle Haggard
A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action
   Toby Keith
Mama Tried A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action
And really revved up her and Daddy's love life!
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Toby Keith Urban
Toby Keith combined with Keith Urban
A collaboration of male country music performers!
Submitted By: nally

Misheard Lyrics:

"Red Solo Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo Cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, proceed to potty
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, proceed to party
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull up your ass, it's the American way
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.
"I Love This Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love this dog
I love this bark
Original Lyrics:
I love this bar
"I Wanna Talk About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tarnish on your toes
The varnish on your toes
Original Lyrics:
The polish on your toes
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I Love This Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love this dog
I love this bark
Original Lyrics:
I love this bar

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I thought it was about dogs.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I wanna about me!
Why They're Repetitive:
This is my all-time favorite song, I love Toby Keith, Travis Tritt, and Alan Jackson, but Toby just repeats himself too many times!
Submitted by: Bailey

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Beer For My Horses"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um, yeah, let's waste perfectly good beer on a bunch of horses! No wonder country music sucks, with songs like this.
Submitted by: Mean Gene

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
I might've had a sidekick with a funny name,
Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James.
Who They Mention:
Old West outlaw Jesse James.
Submitted by: Edward
"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
I should have been a cowboy
I should have learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter, working on a cattle drive
Stealing young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Who They Mention:
Gene Autry and Roy Rogers
Submitted by: Tarzan

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Red Solo Cup"
The Lyrics:
Red Solo cup, I fill you up.
Product Brand Name:
Solo cups (a brand of plastic glasses/cups).
Submitted by: Edward

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm gonna get drunk and be somebody
Song They Mention:
Be Somebody, by Melissa Manchester
Submitted by: Renee

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about I
I wanna talk about number one
Old my me my
What I like
What I know
What I want
What I see
I like talkin' 'bout
You you you you usually
But occasionally
I wanna talk about me.
It sounds like Toby is only thinking of himself and that's very selfish.
Submitted by: Veruca Pepper

Song Title Space Change:

"How Do You LIke Men, Ow!" originally "How Do You Like Me Now?"
Submitted by: Edward

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"My List"
The Lyrics:
So why put off for tomorrow
What I could get done today?
Passive voice. It should be "So why put off for tomorrow what I can do today?"
Submitted by: Isac

Band Name Anagrams:

Hot Bike, Ty Submitted by: hamburger456
Hot Bi Tyke Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
Go west young man haven't you've been told, California's full of whiskey, women, and gold.
The state of California.
Submitted by: Edward
"God Love Her"
The Lyrics:
She kissed her mama goodbye, said I'll be sure and phone ya. She called her from a truck stop in Tucson Arizona.
Tucson Arizona
Submitted by: Edward
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Song Title Acrostics:

HI: "Hit It"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I With Your Boots, Dawn" originally "Die With Your Boots On"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
"Guy Like Earls That Drink Beer" originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
If grammatical changes "like" from verb. to prep.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"I Like Burls That Drink Gear" originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
Makes no sense, but a flawless spoonerism.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Mere Whore By Forces" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Get Sunk And Be Drum Body" originally "Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
How that makes one a drum body is a mystery!
Submitted by: Doodah Bobo

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Colby Teeth originally "Toby Keith"
If you would brush, that cheese wouldn't build up.
Submitted by: Tigger

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Beer For My Horses"
Toby recently made a movie based on the song.
Submitted by: hekifier

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
I bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillon say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away
Submitted by: Tarzan

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