Song Parodies ->Authors -> 2Eagle
Now that I have over one hundred song parodies under the username 2Eagle it is about time I told you something about myself. Most of us learn to parody songs when we are little kids, so that's how I got started. I could never quit. I was inspired by Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Frank Gallop and the Dr. Demento show to name a few. I enjoy mangleing songs everybody hates, but I like to poke fun at all the gems, too. My favorite song is Lili Marlene which was my first attempt on this website. I like the Andrews Sisters, the Beatles, the Doors and anything else from the Forties and Sixties. I can have a field day with Christmas carols and patriotic songs. That could be because we hear them so often they get stuck in our minds.
As you can tell by my parodies, I live in Burbank which was once a great town now being trashed by land developers and is the home of the Tonight show with Jay Leno. If you are out and about in Burbank you might meet him. My intrests are ballet, opera, classical music, folk and rock. I love animals. I like writing, drawing and painting - especially cartoons. My favorite comic strips are 9 Chickweed Lane and Peanuts. My favorite TV shows are Friends, The Simpsons, M*A*S*H and All in the Family.
That's enough about me. Thank you for making this website available so we can have an outlet for our efforts and enjoy parodies by each other. By the way, I refuse to read parodies about sex, violence or drugs, but poo humor is my guilty pleasure. - 2Eagle I can be reached at blackswan2@sbcglobal.net
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Water in the Toilet | The Wheels on the Bus | Children's Song | 4.3 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 292 | |
| Sparky the Great Pumpkin | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul and Mary | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 160 | |
| For Puppy (For Snoopy) | For Baby (For Bobbie) | Mary Travers - John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Monica (The Stinkweed of the West) | Flora (The Lily of the West) | Peter, Paul and Mary | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 119 | |
| Werewabbits of Washington | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 133 | |
| Osama Bin Laden | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 156 | |
| Toilet Paper | Clap Your Hands | Children's Song | 3.6 | 2.7 | 2.6 | 220 | |
| The Gang | The Fox | Peter, Paul and Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| It's Raining Peanuts | It's Raining | Peter, Paul and Mary | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Zamboni | Lemon Tree | Peter, Paul and Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Let's Sing, Charlie Brown | Autumn to May | Peter, Paul and Mary | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Don't Go Away Mad | If You Go Away | Jacques Brel/Rod McKuen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| The First Time Ever I Heard a Fart | The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 190 | |
| Momma's Baking Loaves of Challah | Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly | Christmas Carol | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 299 | |
| Yonder Goal Post | The Old Rugged Cross | Traditional hymn | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 162 | |
| Ralphie - A Christmas Story | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 191 | |
| Democrats' Polka | Boys and Girls Polka | Happy Schnapps Combo | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 165 | |
| Little Old Man (In a Little Kibbutz) | Little Brown Gal (In a Little Grass Shack) | Don McDiarmid, Lee Wood | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 124 | |
| My Little Kibbutz | My Little Grass Shack | Bill Cogswell, Tommy Harrison and Johnny Noble | 3.2 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 152 | |
| The Dog | The Rose | Bette Midler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Esther Rosenthal | Peter Cottontail | Children's Holiday song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| I Love Burbank | I Love Paris | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Your Gym Socks Smell Too Much | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 665 | |
| Marching through Baghdad | Marching through Georgia | Civil War Song | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 411 | |
| Rats on the Doormat | (You're) Having My Baby | Paul Anka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| SUV Sue | Molly Malone | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 156 | |
| O'Shaughnessy's Dam | McNamara's Band | Irish Folk Song | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Woofie | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Hay Ride | Sleigh Ride | Hilary Duff | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 472 | |
| There He is - Canine Champion | There She is - Miss America | Bernie Wayne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 382 | |
| Akita | Maria | Leonard Bernstein | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 191 | |
| We Need a Little Autumn | We Need a Little Christmas | Jerry Herman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Flash Flash - I Was Watchin' Some Trash | Splish Splash - I Was Takin' A Bath | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| David Dis the Silly Songs | Michael Row the Boat Ashore | The Highwaymen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Suri | Ruby | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Why I Kvetch All Day | If You Go Away | Dusty Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| It's a Mecheiah | C'est Magnifique | Loretta Swit | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| O Hollywood | O Holy Night | Celine Dion | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Santa Ana Winds | Autumn Leaves | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Puff the Fragrant Dragon | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul and Mary | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 180 | |
| Let 'em Fall | Let it Snow | Vaughn Monroe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| The Cat Hotel | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Those Weenie Songs | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Mel Drank too Much | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Lets all Sing Like the Ravens Sing | Let's all Sing Like the Birdies Sing | Children's Song | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 195 | |
| Try The Frijoles | If You Go Away | Dusty Springfield | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 169 | |
| Little George Dubya part II | Lili Marlene | Marlene Dietrich | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| It's Beethoven | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Hey, Marlene | Hey, Paula | Paul and Paula | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Answer all My E mails | I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| It's Getting Old | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Your Giant Ego | My Little Girl | Tim McGraw | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 171 | |
| My Framkenstein | My Little Girl | Tim McGraw | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Transylvania Ghouls | California Girls | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Surfer Ghoul | Surfer Girl | The Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 124 | |
| Monster Love | Muskrat Love | Captain and Tennille | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Here Comes the Food Grinch | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Happy, Happy New Year, Stephanie | Happy, Happy Birthday, Baby | The Tune Weavers | 4.1 | 4.7 | 4.4 | 184 | |
| I Let a Fart in El Segundo | I Left My Heart in San Francisco | Tony Bennet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| She's Dr. Laura | My Name is Luca | Suzanne Vega | 3.0 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 485 | |
| Heather's Clown | Cathy's Clown | The Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| I Made a Poo | My Little Girl | Tim McGraw | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Boogie Woogie Beatle Boys | Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy | The Andrews Sisters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Brad and Angelina | Rum and CocaCola | The Andrwes Sisters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Every Seventeen Years | A Day in the Life | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 152 | |
| McCambridge Park | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 284 | |
| I Hate Angelina | Everybody Hates Flanders | The Simpsons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Simpsons | Margie | Cab Calloway | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Life of Rosie the Biker | Dreams of the Everyday Housewife | Glen Cambell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Husbands and Nurturers | Wives and Lovers | Jack Jones | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 168 | |
| Break the Wind | Catch the Wind | Donovan | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 220 | |
| You Can't Light a Fart | You Light up My Life | Debby Boone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 319 | |
| Sweet Elaine | Sweet Lorraine | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Sweet Lorraine - Homecoming Queen | Sweet Lorraine | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 400 | |
| I Have Been Tee Peed | I'm Only Sleeping | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Mein Shtetl | Cotton Fields | Creedence Clearwater | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Yiddishe Momma | Sweet Hitch Hiker | Creedence Clearwater | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| California Frog Bar Mitzvah | Mississippi Squirrell Revival | Ray Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Mel Won't Shut Up | You Won't See Me | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Werewolves of Fairfax | Werewolves of London | Warren Zevon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| What Did You Learn Insunday School | What Did You Learn In School Today | Tom Paxton and Pete Seeger | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 669 | |
| Beans, Beans, Beans | Music, Music, Music | Teresa Brewer | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 562 | |
| The Freaks in My Little Ghoul's Life | The Men in My Little Girl's Life | Mike Douglas | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 240 | |
| The Homecoming Queen's Gettin Stoopid | Makin' Whoopee | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| L.A. Coliseum | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Solange | Michelle | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Seth's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Challah, Jolly Christmas | Holly, Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| Carol of the Coyotes | Carol of the Bells | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Yule Spirit | Love Power | Mel Brooks/Dick Shawn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Micro Dog | Smelly Cat | Lisa Kudrow | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Poor Smelly Cat | Poor Butterfly | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Passed Gas | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Angie in Disguise | Judy in Disguise | John Fred and His Playboy Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 377 | |
| The Dog I Acquire | The Girl That I Marry | Irving Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| I Wrote a Swear Word in the Sky | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Spike Jones - Vaughn Monroe | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 545 | |
| Unhappy with Heather | Happy Together | The Turtles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Let's all Sing Like the Weenies Sing | Let's All Sing Like the Birdies Sing | Robert Hargreaves | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 296 | |
| Another One's on the Way | Another One Rides the Bus | Wierd Al Yankovic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Stough Canyon | Glass Onion | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Raven | Feelings | Morris Albert | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| Elaina | Lalania | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Smelly Kitty | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| There is a Raven | There is a Mountain | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| From Lucy with the Football Waiting | To Susan on the West Coast Waiting | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Smelly Cat | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 255 | |
| Smelly Cat Got Neutered | Peggy Sue Got Married | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| Brangelina Poop | Hurdy Gurdy Man | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 230 | |
| Seth | Girl | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 156 | |
| Smelly Cat | Honey Pie | Paul McCartney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Jay Jaywalking | Saint James Infirmary | Louis Armstrong | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 195 | |
| Goth Christmas | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| You Smelly Cat | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Smelly Cat | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| The Challah and the Oy Vay | The Holly and the Ivy | Holiday Songs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| The Party and the Poopers | The Holly and the Ivy | Christmas Carol | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 342 | |
| It's The Rip Roaringest Weekend of All | It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Rudolf the Ballet Dancer | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Spike Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 302 | |
| Phoebe the Funky Feline | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Spike Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| You Gotta be a Ballet Dancer | You Gotta be a Football Hero | Notre Dame Glee Club | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Sarah Palin | Sarah jackman | Allan Sherman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| I'm Sarah Palin | I'm a Woman | Peggy Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Sarah in Disguise | Judy in Disguise | John Fred and His Playboy Band | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 164 | |
| Hillary | Julia | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| The Pigeon | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Great Pumpkin | Memory | Andrew Lloyd Webber | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| I Got -a Rocks | I am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Crabby Lucy's Song | I Am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 149 | |
| Jay | Kay | John Wesley Riles | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Angelina's Fragrant in the bedroom | Grandma Got Runned Over ba a Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Smelly Cat | Tannenbaum | Holiday Songs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Three Jewish Boys from Schul | Three Little Maids from School | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 316 | |
| Toad Licker | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| Obama, oh! | Oh, Johnny, oh! | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| (Youth is) Wasted on the Young | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Though Hound Dogs Drool | As Time Goes By | Jimmy Durante | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Good Bye, Socks | Smelly Cat | Lisa Kudrow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| I'll Kvetch Instead | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| She's Got You - Goody! | She's Got You | Patsy Cline | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 336 | |
| Poo | Blue | LeAnn Rimes | 3.9 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 121 | |
| They Only Have 'ones" for You | I Only Have Eyes for You | The Flamingos | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 126 | |
| When The Moon Is Full After Twilight | In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning | Carly Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Poo Story | Love Story | Taylor Swift | 2.6 | 2.1 | 2.6 | 285 | |
| Knock Off Trollin' | Keep On Chooglin' | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 104 | |
| Stop Disin' Our President | Stop Draggin' My Heart Around | Stevie Nicks | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 115 | |
| Taco Shells | Silver Bells | Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Booger, Booger | Sugar, Sugar | The Archies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Nine Coronas - Women's Version | Nine Coronas | John Cougar Mammoser | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Sheboygan, Wisconsin | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Sheboygan | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 104 | |
| Where's the Funeral | Where's the Party | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 |
