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An ordinary day last fall,
Strolling through the shopping mall.
Something caught my eye -
A pup in the window,
Wagging his tail,
His bright eyes aglow.
I took you home and made you mine,
You're mine only Vawentine.
Now springtime is here -
It seems like overnight,
You're ninety pounds of golden fur,
A bundle of lovelight - oh Woofie!
You gave and you never stop giving -
It costs a fortune to feed you, but Woofie,
Who else could give living such meaning -
My best investment is in you - oh Woofie!
I go walking in the door -
You come and knock me to the floor.
We're caught up in a whirl of doggie playing -
Licking me all o'er,
Slobbering and drooling - oh Woofie!
You wuv me and never stop wuving -
I'm always stepping in dog doo - but Woofie,
Without you I would have nothing -
People envy me with you - oh Woofie!
Everyday I walk you in the morning,
Laughing in the dew.
Your fur is glistening - oh Woofie!
A pedegree's a mere piece of paper -
To me you're a champion - oh Woofie,
You wuv kitties and all living creatures,
And even the mailman - oh Woofie!
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