Just see those trees a' shimmering with vibrant glimmering hues,
Get out, it's hay we're making 'cause the sun is bakiing the dew.
Outside the leaves are burning and folks are going "ah-choo!"
Come on, load up the wagon, it's a hay ride we're taking with you.

Hurry up, hurry up, up the hill afar,
Lets look at the stars-
Orion and Pleiades and Mars.
Settle down, look around, settle down, slow down,
We're crooning a tune-
We're riding below by the glow of the pearly harvest moon.

Our noses are red and rosy 'cause we're so woozy from beer -
Oktoberfest at Big Bear really runneth over with cheer.
Let's take the road up that way and ease on down to L.A. -
Come on, let's ditch the hummer "cause it's Indian summer today.

There's a Pac 10 conference at the L.A. sadium -
We'll see the Trojans and the Bruins have their fun.
We'll be singing our song, the band will play the music loud and bold.
While the cheerleaders wave the cardinal and gold.
Rah! Rah! Rah!

There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy -
When Reggie kicks that football high into the sky.
It'll nearly be like a movie scene by Cecil B. De Mille -
Those crybaby French can take laments and crawl in holes and chill.