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Song Parodies -> "Break the Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Catch the Wind"

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Parody Song Title:

"Break the Wind"

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The Lyrics

Eating chili hours and minutes -
Of everyday, with frijoles -
Makes the warm air out of my behind.

With brown fog all around me -
From flutterblasts, gas that lasts -
After all that I have to break the wind.

Pepperoni pizza pie -
Doesn't cut the cheese like tamales -
It doesn't help my bowels to unbind.

Kim chee may move you, but -
Chili's the sweetest thing, makes sphincters sing -
After all that I have to break the wind.

Jalapenos bring me to tears -
Go to my rear, with a few beers -
To help me pass the gas from my behind.

For ending with a fart -
I'm reaping what I sow, as you always know -
After all that I have to break the wind.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
One of the funniest flatulence parodies I've ever read.
alvin - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
very poo-etic
TT - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You're on a roll today, but, uh... would you mind standing downwind?
2Eagle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
If you think this is good, look up "I Did Not Fart, You Liar!" by Phil Alexander. (I Did Not Start the Fire)

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