The Simpsons

Oh, Homie, you're so fine
With your fifty inch waistline
Hey, Homie, hey Homie!

Oh, Margie, you're so fine
The way you grumble all the time
Hey, Margie, hey Margie!

Oh, Homie, you're so fine
How I love to hear you whine
Hey, Homie, hey Homie!

Oh, Margie, you're so fine
You wear that beehive all the time
Hey, Margie, hey Margie!

Hey, Homie
You're always hogging the remote, you always have your way
Bart and Lisa watch cartoons that rot their minds away
I wish you'd build a barbecue and go outside and play, Homie.

I'm sick of that Ned Flanders always coming over here
'Cause Ned is such a Charlie Church and Rod and Todd are queer
Why don't you serve your kreplach soup and make them disappear, Margie.

Oh, Margie, what's a guy like me supposed to do?
All I ever think about is you in that hairdo
Oh, Homie, you're my Teddy I love only you
So here's to you, Homie, let's snuggle, too, Homie.

Hey, Homie
You're always hanging out at Moe's and chug a lugging beer
You stuff yourself with donuts while you're sitting on your rear
Why don't you get some excersize and get you ass in gear, Homie.

Hey, Margie
You're always in a clique and they gang up on you
You make me go to church even though I am a Jew
Why don't you be assertive and just start being you, Margie.

Oh, Margie, we're still thirty and we'll always be
Stuck in the Nineties and we'll always be 2D
Oh, Homie, I'm the blue haired mama on TV
So here's to you, Homie, and Disco Stu, too, Homie
Everybody party!

( Simpsons' theme music )

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