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Song Parodies -> "A Smelly Cat"

Original Song Title:

"My Two Front Teeth"

Original Performer:

Spike Jones

Parody Song Title:

"A Smelly Cat"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

All I want for Christmas
Is a smelly cat
A big tom cat
The baaadest cat

If the neighborhood
Was overrun with cats
Then I could keep
My avocados

I go outside to find each day
Chewed up avocados on the walk way
My fruit tree would be squirrel free
If I had a mean tabby (meow, hiss)

All I want for Christmas
Is a smelly cat
Two smelly cats
A bunch of smelly cats

Santa, could you bring me
Just one naughty cat
So I could save
My avocados.
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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.8
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Old Man Ribber - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Cat-astrophic (in the best sense of thwe word)! ;D
2Eagle - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Old man - and an avocado Christmas to you!
John Barry - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Any anti-squirrel song is 5s in my book.
2Eagle - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, John - they're varmits.
NorCALcougaress - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord 2Ease, could you use a Tawny Sleepy Cougar under your tree, Sir ?
2Eagle - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm afraid you might eat the avocados.

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