pretty funny. so you're on a chopper? of course, those aren't annoying. I love having to roll up my window to hear the freakin radio and have a conversation. Oh, and cops that arrest people for flippin' em off, that's a treat I can't get enough of. Three Fives! One Finger! peace.

2Eagle - Too true! 5's...reminds me of this story I got in an e-mail the other day: A man isbeing tailgated by an aggressive woman driver. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He quickly stoped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof & horn, vulgarities flying forth. Still in mid-rant, hears a voice at her window, turns and is looking at a very serious police officer. He makes her get out arrests her, takes her to the station. She gets searched, printed, photo'd, booked and put in a cell. After a couple of hours, the cop approaches the cell and lets her out. She is shown to the front desk for her effects. Once there the officer say, "I'm very sorry for the mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and screaming vulgarities. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian-fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

Was this a white SUV? I notice most wild women drivers are in white vehicles...well written.

Yes, AFW, that was a white SUV.

Hahaha! Boy, that SUV Sue sure gets around; I'm pretty sure I saw her at the grocery store just yesterday (maybe for the SUV Sushi)!

@ AFW: Hey! *I* drive a white car!! ;)

Thanks, Fiddle - there are hundreds of them. Watch my street when school is out for the day. They are also food Nazis who think doughnuts are poison.

Great job and very amusing, 2Eagle, and one place I used to live was within lugey-hawking range of an elementary school. There were plenty of "SUV Sues" around there, plus "Volvo Velmas" and "Minivan Mirandas", keeping with the theme of your parody title. I have a brown car, a white car and a red-and-white truck, but I'm not a wild driver by any means, more like a 90-year-old with a heart condition, and doughnuts rule. 5s.

Thanks, Andria - the cop I had in mind was Carl Winslow played by Reginold VelJohnson who was in all the Die Hard movies as well as Family Matters. True to cop form he loved doughnuts.