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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Days of Ralphie"
Original Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Twelve Days of Ralphie"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
In the Story of Christmas the first that came to me
Was a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the next that came to me
Was a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the third that came to me
Was triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the fourth that came to me
A "C" on my essay ( You'll shoot out your eye ), triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the fifth that came to me
THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the sixth that came to me
Was a kevtching Jewish Santa ( You'll shoot out your eye! ), THE OLD MAN'S AWARD!, a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the next that came to me
Was a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the eighth thing came to me
Was a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the ninth thing came to me
Was pink bunny pj's, a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the story of Christmas the tenth thing came to me
Ten mangy bloodhounds, pink bunny pj's, a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the next thing came to me
Was eating Chinese, ten mangy bloodhounds, pink bunny pj's, a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the twelvth thing came to me
Was shooting out my eye, eating Chinese, ten mangy bloodhounds, pink bunny pj's, a mouth full of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN's AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
Was a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the next that came to me
Was a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the third that came to me
Was triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the fourth that came to me
A "C" on my essay ( You'll shoot out your eye ), triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the fifth that came to me
THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the sixth that came to me
Was a kevtching Jewish Santa ( You'll shoot out your eye! ), THE OLD MAN'S AWARD!, a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the next that came to me
Was a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the eighth thing came to me
Was a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the ninth thing came to me
Was pink bunny pj's, a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the story of Christmas the tenth thing came to me
Ten mangy bloodhounds, pink bunny pj's, a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the next thing came to me
Was eating Chinese, ten mangy bloodhounds, pink bunny pj's, a mouthful of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN'S AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
In the Story of Christmas the twelvth thing came to me
Was shooting out my eye, eating Chinese, ten mangy bloodhounds, pink bunny pj's, a mouth full of Lifebouy, a new word from Dad, a kvetching Jewish Santa, THE OLD MAN's AWARD! a "C" on my essay, triple dog dare ya, a crappy commercial and a ring from Orphan Annie.
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2Eagle - Wow! (No irreverence intended by the following comment) And in the same genre, there were Jean Shepherds, mulling over their pasts to write! Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raa! ;D
Thanks, Old Man - don't ever try to get a bunch of Orientals to sing Deck the Halls - they have a problem with the letter L and that song has too many L's.
As a Christmas Story fan, I appreciated the references and enjoyed the parody. Good job! 5/5/5.
Thanks, Rebekah - This is the easiest song to parody and that movie has so many gags.
That parody was, as they say in Italy, "Fra-jee-lee."
Written in the true spirit of Christmas
Thanks, Porfle and AFW - the true spirit is right. Christmas Story is all about fun and not some sanctimonious sermon on the "True meaning of Christmas" complete with a pregnant woman in labor.
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