Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Yonder Goal Post"
Original Song Title:
"The Old Rugged Cross"
Original Performer:
Traditional hymn
Parody Song Title:
"Yonder Goal Post"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Football Coach: At the end of the field can you see the goal post -
That thingy behind the end zone?
If you don't kick the ball o'er the goal post -
Our score will be nothing but none!
Keep your eyes on yonder goal post -
Kick that ball into the end zone!
Get your butts o'er the next yardline -
And let's see you make a touchdown!
Oh, the SC Trojans - the number one team -
Will win the Heissman trophy.
Reggie Bush is the one to keep your eyes on -
You bums beef up your strategy!
Keep your eyes on yonder goal post -
Kick that ball into the end zone!
Get your butts o'er the next yardline -
And lets see you make a touchdown!
Oh, the big game draws nigh, the odds are too high -
But at least make an effort to score.
Try to make a touchdown, or , at least, a field goal -
You're dragging your butts on the floor!
Keep your eyes on yonder goal post -
Kick that ball into the end zone!
Get your butts o'er the next yardline -
And let's see you make a touchdown!
That thingy behind the end zone?
If you don't kick the ball o'er the goal post -
Our score will be nothing but none!
Keep your eyes on yonder goal post -
Kick that ball into the end zone!
Get your butts o'er the next yardline -
And let's see you make a touchdown!
Oh, the SC Trojans - the number one team -
Will win the Heissman trophy.
Reggie Bush is the one to keep your eyes on -
You bums beef up your strategy!
Keep your eyes on yonder goal post -
Kick that ball into the end zone!
Get your butts o'er the next yardline -
And lets see you make a touchdown!
Oh, the big game draws nigh, the odds are too high -
But at least make an effort to score.
Try to make a touchdown, or , at least, a field goal -
You're dragging your butts on the floor!
Keep your eyes on yonder goal post -
Kick that ball into the end zone!
Get your butts o'er the next yardline -
And let's see you make a touchdown!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
love the comparison of goal posts to the cross...5s
You carried the ball very well, here..five yards in your favor.
I'm giving ya 5's just for the line "That thingy behind the end zone?" Busted me up!!!
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditionalhymn9.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1430