Try the frijoles - special of the day -
Our cuisine's the crown of East L.A..
All our customers come back each day -
'Cause we cook our food the old fashiomned way.
All the fast food chains cannot compare -
With Southwestern food that we prepare.
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

And once you taste the frijoles -
Have all you can eat with free tortill -ays.
With lots of salsa and guacamole,
Enchiladas and chili con carne.
It'll keep you warm all through the day -
Leave me a tip and have a nice day.
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

Come frijoles
Con los tortillas
Hace mucho calor
Y pedo tambien.
Le gustaria
Chile con carne
Entonces tambien
Hace mas Pedo.
Le gustaria
Mis comidas
Arroz con pollo
No pollo ca ca!
Come frijoles, come frijoles, come frijoles.

Try the frijoles with our guarantee -
It will clear your throat and you can breathe.
You'll soar on your farts, float on your gas -
You'll ride on the wind, that's how much you'll pass.
Once you've had our beans you'll be blown away -
Don't forget to tip and have a nice day.
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

When you return - as I know you will -
There'll be no sweepstakes with happy meals.
Just a cozy room in a hidden spot -
And if you must ask, the food is hot!
But if spicy food makes your stomach roil -
All the wimps can go to Taco Bell!
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.