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Song Parodies -> "Try The Frijoles"

Original Song Title:

"If You Go Away"

Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"Try The Frijoles"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

A tribute to Mexican food and small businesses.
Try the frijoles - special of the day -
Our cuisine's the crown of East L.A..
All our customers come back each day -
'Cause we cook our food the old fashiomned way.
All the fast food chains cannot compare -
With Southwestern food that we prepare.
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

And once you taste the frijoles -
Have all you can eat with free tortill -ays.
With lots of salsa and guacamole,
Enchiladas and chili con carne.
It'll keep you warm all through the day -
Leave me a tip and have a nice day.
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

Come frijoles
Con los tortillas
Hace mucho calor
Y pedo tambien.
Le gustaria
Chile con carne
Entonces tambien
Hace mas Pedo.
Le gustaria
Mis comidas
Arroz con pollo
No pollo ca ca!
Come frijoles, come frijoles, come frijoles.

Try the frijoles with our guarantee -
It will clear your throat and you can breathe.
You'll soar on your farts, float on your gas -
You'll ride on the wind, that's how much you'll pass.
Once you've had our beans you'll be blown away -
Don't forget to tip and have a nice day.
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

When you return - as I know you will -
There'll be no sweepstakes with happy meals.
Just a cozy room in a hidden spot -
And if you must ask, the food is hot!
But if spicy food makes your stomach roil -
All the wimps can go to Taco Bell!
Try the frijoles, try the frijoles, try the frijoles.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This was hot...funny, and well done...Was it that spicy snack that made you speak Spanish?...fivola's
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
ole '
Juan Barry - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Muy entretenido. Pedo de los frijoles, pedo (en Mexico) de la cerveza y, yo, de las carajadas.
Spoof-Man - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
good going 2Egale-555
Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
El pepino no bailar. Fun read. 5s.
Meriadoc - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing beats the food carts. Good job.
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
pretty much got the whole Taco Bell (in Aust it's Taco Bill) menu into this one 2Eagle - 555 (btw is there a 1Eagle?)
Rick C - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Muy bueno! cinco, cinco, cinco.
Aisling - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, geez! And even a Spanish interlude. Lovely parody. Don't you hate it, by the way, when the server comes up and says "Are you still working on that?" LMAO!

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