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Song Parodies -> "Surfer Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"Surfer Girl"

Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Surfer Ghoul"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is in loving memory of Tommy Johnson who played the tuba in the theme from Jaws. Also, this is a parody of a song I like.
Ghoulish gourmet, hungry one,
Eating surfers isn't done.
Very naughty, Mister Surfer Ghoul.
Naughty, naughty, Mister Surfer Ghoul

I can see your dorsal fin -
So, I'll take gas and paddle in.
You can't catch me, Mister Surfer Ghoul.
Nyaah, na, nyaah, nyaah, Mister Surfer Ghoul

Mister Shark, won't you kindly look for -
Another place to dine?
There's a place with lots of lobster,
And tuns of white wine.
Mister Shark, I beg of you -
Please don't make me "surfer stew".
Don't julienne me, Mister Surfer Ghoul.
Surfer ghou - ul, Mister Surfer Ghoul.
Ghoul Surfer Ghoul, Mister Surfer Ghoul

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
hangin' fives here
John Barry - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"Don't julienne me". . .LOL.
AFW - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This paints a very funny picture...a ghoul surfing...and good title switch
The Charnstar - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
O... M... G... I mean... I thought it was weird that Zombies could run on some movies... But ghouls surfing? Now that's different.. 5-5-5

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