She's Dr. Laura -
I hear her on the radio.
I live a block from you -
I'm fed up with that lady - o!
I hear her blaring every day -
I can hear it a mile away.
Have you something to convey?
Do we rub you the wrong way?
Or is it just 'cause were gay?

Maybe I'm too irritable -
I don't mean to be a pest.
Maybe it's because I'm liberal -
But I don't want her whiningfest!
When she opines she makes you cry.
Just hear her voice and tell us "why?".
She's a personality -
With a low mentality -
With no sense of reality.

I think she's full of poo -
Her foot is in her mouth again.
And if she asks you why you're gay -
It's not her business anyway!
I wish you'd turn the volume down -
'Fore something's broken, something's thrown.
What did we do to get your goat?
We didn't mean to rock the boat.
Just don't ram it down our throat!

She's Dr. Laura -
And she aint gonna go away.
She makes more money acting stupid -
Than we ever do for working all day!
If she's on TV late at night -
It's hard to sleep without a light.
Doctor Laura is her name!
No credentials to her name.
Makes good money just the same.