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Song Parodies -> "Little Poos Smell a Lot"

Original Song Title:

"Little Things Mean a Lot"

Original Performer:

Kitty Kallen

Parody Song Title:

"Little Poos Smell a Lot"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Please get down wind when you pass gas
Don't let it go like a shot
Don't drop your rose when folks are close
Little poos smell a lot.

Please flush it down when you take a dump
Make sure you cleaned out the pot
Everyone knows when it overflows
Embarrasing a lot.

Don't need a toilet that's state of the art
Out houses do just fine
Fresh country air dissipates the farts
Plumbing maintainance, Honey, just wastes money. (Yeah, right!)

Bring me a roll and a can of spray
You have my potty to poop on
When you have Blatz and sauerkraut
And pickled eggs and Grey Poupon.

Throw up the sash when you do your thing
Don't shut it in to rot
Please ventilate when you deficate
Little poos smell a lot.

And please scoop it up when you walk your dog
And keep your tom cat from spraying
Wheather the air is foul or fair
Help keep it safe for playing.

Wipe up your pee when you miss the bowl
Put the seat back on the pot
And wash your hands when you use the can
Little germs grow a lot.

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Calvin/Universe Shredder - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Ughhh. Another poop parody...
2Eagle - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, you people were expecting one last Fourth of July and were disappointed.

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