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Song Parodies -> "Booger, Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Booger, Booger"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Boogers
Oh, mucus, mucus
I got a snotty nose
And I can't stop blowing it.
Mucus
Oh, snot and boogers
I got a stuffy nose
And I just keep picking it.

I'm so miserable I just want to stay in bed -
(I can't hear a word you said.)
I got some loud noises going thru my head -
My nose is a Rudolph red.

Doctor
Oh, Doctor, Doctor
What is this malady
To create this allergy?
(Doctor) Mucus
Oh, snot and boogers
Could be rhinitus
Or maybe sinusitis.

(Patient) I didn't kiss a guy
So I don't know what infected me.
(Doctor) Maybe you have fleas.
Maybe it's a pet -
Do you have a smelly cat?
(Patient) Heavens, no! Not my cat!

Oh, my nose is running like a faucet (mucus)
I got a painful feeling all across it (booger, booger)
My head feels like cement (yeah, full of snot)
Blowing more boogers from my - y nose
(Doctor) Drink some lemonade with honey
And add to that a lot of brandy
And chew on a garlic clove
That'll clear away the mucus.

Oh, boogers
Oh, mucus, mucus
I think I caught your cold
But it feels like influenza.

(Together) Oh, boogers (snot and boogers, snot and boogers)
Mucus, mucus
Let's take some Tamiflu
That's the only thing to do.

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Invisible Boy - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Snot so bad.
John Barry - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Boogilicious.
2Eagle - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Invisible and John. You have a way with puns.
Leo Keough - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
...and a gloogernicky hangin' from your nose (und rotzglocken hangen herunter von der nase)...555!!!
SOTM - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this what they call a "runny gag"? (groan)
AFW - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Three fives comin' achoo
Mark Scotti - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
New meaning to "being green"!! Blowing fives at you...
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
From my kid's diapers to your nose... :) 555.
PMS - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Flinging three fives your way
2Eagle - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS - I hope yours isn't chronic. Thanks, Agrimorfee - my sympathy. Thanks, Mark - not meaning Irish ferr shurr. Thanks, AFW - back atchoo and gesundheit to Leo. Thanks, SOTM - just a gag that never goes out of style.
Andria - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late 2Eagle, but this parody is as good as mine from last week with the same subject, if not better. I enjoyed it, and yes, my allergies are a little better now that I've stocked up on Walgreen's store-brand "Claratin".
2Eagle - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria - I hope your doctor didn't tell you to get rid of the cat because having a cat can lower your blood pressure and reduce your risk of having a heart attack.
alvin - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
disgustingly descriptive
Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
2Eagle: I had to rehome my cat on short notice since my landlord complained about dead birds, rodents and even a dead snake being left around the apartment complex, and he determined that it was my cat and not anyone else's since only mine went outside. LOL at your comment, although it's very true. I still have my dog (a Miniature American Eskimo), btw.
2Eagle - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria - would your landlord rather have rodents and snakes than cats? Thanks, alvin - there's a raven outside my window who sounds like he has it bad.

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