Twilight
See the sky changing colors
And the gibbous moon waxing
Tonight is Hallowe'en.
The Great Pumpkin
Will appear in my pumpkin patch
Though they say I'm full of beans.

Evening
Lots of noise from the sidewalk
Just my fussbudget sister
And her voice filled with scorn.
On the doorstep
The silly fools ring one more doorbell
Just for more candy corn.

Blockhead
Lucy's calling me her name
Everyone's clad in bedsheets
What a pitiful throng!
Everybody begging for a bagful of sweets
And that beagle tags along.

Crabby Lucy got a kiss
She's really in a panic
Thinks she has worms and filthy dog germs
And called the paramedics!

Nighttime
I must wait for the pumpkin
As my eyelids grow heavy
Still I must stay awake.
When he does come
I'll be the one to have the last laugh
They'll eat crow - with fruitcake!

One more night of trick or treat
The clock seems to be creeping
As Schroder plays Roses of Picardie
Snoopy's drunk and weeping!

Nudniks!
They are such party poopers
What a lame celebration
They think they're having fun.
They can keep their
"Fun size" bars and their popcorn balls
But the real fun has begun!

Woooooooooooooo...........