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Song Parodies -> "Ollie Oy Vay"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Holy"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Ollie Oy Vay"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I know I'm way behind the time on this, but the OS brought this idea to mind.
Phone rings:
Yes, Mom.
Ollie Ollie North
What got into you?
What's the news?
What I hear doesn't sound kosher -
Ollie oy vay!

Ollie Ollie North
I'm surprised at you
Did you sell arms to the Ayatollah?
Ollie oy vay!

( Swear! ) Take the stand
( Swear! ) Raise up your right hand
( Swear! ) Tell the truth - ( I did not, I did not )
Did not, did not

Call you up to the witness stand
Your story better be right
Did you sell arms to Iran
Did you really pull a fly by night
Take the bite
Not too bright

Ollie Ollie Ollie
Say I'm going nuts
And those arms were just firecrackers
Ollie oy vay

( Swear! ) Please comment
( Swear! ) Mister President "Dammit!"
( Swear! ) Did you authorise - ?
I forget.... He forgot, he forgot!
Forgot, Forgot!

Losing sleep in the dead of night
Over your big boo boo
That's not how I raised you right
What's America coming to?
Down the loo
Boo-oo hoo

Ollie you're kaput
Your career is through
Ollie Ollie plotz
Ollie Ollie zetz
Ollie Ollie dope.....

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