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Song Parodies -> "Challah, Jolly Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Holly, Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Burl Ives
Parody Song Title:
"Challah, Jolly Christmas"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Have a challah, jolly Christmas -
Buy a loaf for you and me.
Lose the grog and egg nog,
And have a glass of tea.
Once you had a slice of challah,
You'll keep coming back for more -
Give a treat to folks you meet,
Toss the fruitcake out the door.
Hoo hah! The menorah,
Sets the room aglow -
Everybody wants to smooch,
'Neath the mistletoe.
Have a challah, jolly Christmas,
And you'll have a lot of friends -
Oy, by golly, have challah, jolly Christmases no end.
Buy a loaf for you and me.
Lose the grog and egg nog,
And have a glass of tea.
Once you had a slice of challah,
You'll keep coming back for more -
Give a treat to folks you meet,
Toss the fruitcake out the door.
Hoo hah! The menorah,
Sets the room aglow -
Everybody wants to smooch,
'Neath the mistletoe.
Have a challah, jolly Christmas,
And you'll have a lot of friends -
Oy, by golly, have challah, jolly Christmases no end.
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I can relate to this one...nice job combining the two holidays :)
For all the people who celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas!! 555!!
the musical equivalent of having a star of david atop your christmas tree
Challah cantor, Batmensch! Good parody.
This is kosher...
We wish Jew a Merry Christmas...we wish...
Vat, now leesin - no musseltoff? Doan misundertake me iz still good parody. Happy Chanuka and zame for da Chrismas. Ah-main.
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