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Song Parodies -> "Ca$h"

Original Song Title:

"Gold"

Original Performer:

John Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Ca$h"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

When the full moon's high in the San Fernando sky
The silly season's beginning
Revel in the street, it's time for trick or treat
Jack o' lanterns are grinning.
Driving over Victory, looking for some trash
People out there turning Gothic into ca$h.

The Rabbi Sid Glass is a'teachin' Hebrew class
'Till the sun goes down in the Valley
When the moon begins to rise, he's got mischief in his eyes
Stealin' the kishkas from the deli.
Werewolves walking Victory, totally unsafe
Monsters out there turning kosher into trayf.

Well, the Galleria girls are the coolest in the world
Each one's a fashion confection
But when it's Halloween their hair starts turning green
Totally narlly expression.
Driving thru the Valley, looking for some trash
Vals looking awesome, but they're running out of ca$h.

The ghost of Orson Welles is giving us the chills
With threats of Martian invasion
But that goblin big and round sitting on the White House ground
Is just Donald Trump at his mansion.
Driving Pennsylvania, checking out some trash
Americans all turning tacky into ca$h.

( oo ohh plastic flamingos )

When the moon is high in the San Fernando sky
The silly season's beginning
Then come election day, who's gonna have his way
Going crazy campaigning.
Driving over Victory going to the polls
Monsters out there are Electoral College trolls.

( Oo - ooh, nooooooo....)

People out there turning Gothic into ca$h

( yes, they are )

Werewolves out there turning kosher into trayf

( oo ooy vay )

Friends out there turning turkeys into hash

( oo ooh on a break )

Americans all voting turkeys into place

( oo ooh silly season )

Merchants out there turning Christmas into ca$h.

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paul robinson - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Fine job with this old song by the late John Stewart, one of my favorite artists from that era. Pacing incredibly spot-on, really classy, fancy word-subs and great story scenarios throughout. Great work. 5's
2Eagle - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul - glad you enjoyed. I love the OS with the Malibu scenario. Then I compared it with the San Fernando Valley and it sounded funny. By the way, Jewish werewolves are harmless - they only take kosher meat from delicatessans sp.
paul robinson - October 29, 2018 - Report this comment
2Eagle - but do they work on the Sabbath?
2Eagle - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
No, nor do they on Jewish holidays.

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