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Song Parodies -> "There He is - Canine Champion"
Original Song Title:
"There She is - Miss America"
Original Performer:
Bernie Wayne
Parody Song Title:
"There He is - Canine Champion"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Imagine Bette Midler closing the Westminster Kennel Club show with this anthem.
There he is - Canine Champion -
There he is - Super Dog!
Precious pets and their companions,
Who come and converge upon,
The Westminster Doggie convention,
Will find out whose darling is,
The closest thing to perfection.
There he is - love personified -
There he is - your best friend!
With so many pooches,
He'll steal your heart away -
He'll make you want to take him home today!
And great he is,
Graceful on feet he is,
Sweetest of sweet he is.
He's your Valentine!
There he is - Super Dog!
Precious pets and their companions,
Who come and converge upon,
The Westminster Doggie convention,
Will find out whose darling is,
The closest thing to perfection.
There he is - love personified -
There he is - your best friend!
With so many pooches,
He'll steal your heart away -
He'll make you want to take him home today!
And great he is,
Graceful on feet he is,
Sweetest of sweet he is.
He's your Valentine!
I just wish that Akita won best of show.
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heartfelt...5s
Nice alliteration and rhyming. 5s
I'm with you about Akita, 2Eagle - robbed I say! - 555
Akitas are one of my favorite breeds and one has never won anything at the Westminster Kennel Club show. I was also rooting for that Golden Retriever.
About time someone parodied this! 555's
As of last year an Akita won best of group.
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