Song Parodies -> "Rats on the Doormat"

Original Song Title:

"(You're) Having My Baby"

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Original Performer:

"Rats on the Doormat"

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The Lyrics

Here I go murdering another smarmy song. It is a duet for Jon and Garfield because I thought of that comic strip first, but it could include Bucky and Rob.

JON: You brought me a rat-tie -
What a catlike way of showing how much you love me!
Doin' your duty -
Your own way of remembering that it is Fathers' Day!
I know you love me - hear you purring -
Stick your butt in my face - no better way of showing...

BOTH: You're my precious kitty.
GARFIELD: You're the human I love and I know you adore me!
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: Who needs other humans when you are owned by me!

JON: I pick up furballs, I do not mind it -
Scoop poopies from the catbox, brush hair off the carpet -
I'm so grateful you love me! And you're...

BOTH: My precious kitty.

GARFIELD: I'm equal to you and I'm one of the family.
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm a superior being and you really do deserve me!

JON: Just had to keep you -
Who could resist you?
I could have had children,
But they can't purr like you, and don't have fur like you!

BOTH: And you're my precious kitty.

JON: You sit on the back fence and caterwaul the night away.
BOTH: My precious kitty.
GARFIELD: I'm the baaaaaaaadest cat and I keep varmits away!

JON: Rats on the doormat (being a good cat)
The ultimate compliment coming from a cat.

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