Don't want commitment any more -
She wants his money - that's for sure!
She ripped him off, she let him down -
Will he be known as Heather's Clown?

He is sixty four,
But he can offer more.
His songs and lyrics will endure,
But her hour of fame - for sure -
Is definitely o'er.

Don't want his children anymore -
Just fifty million, that's for sure.
Can't break his spirit or tear him down -
They'll never think he's Heather's Clown.

He hasn't lost his hair -
And he's still as cute as e'er.
His music's still as sweet -
And he still has both his feet.
He's walking as on air.

And when the years have come and gone -
He and his music will live on.
He's Sir McCartney, that's how he's known -
The joke's on her - not Heather's Clown.