Angelina's fragrant in the bedroom
That's the latest breaking news today
(Special bulletin!)
Who'd have thought the Big A would be gassy
You thought she was cool in every way.

She'd been eating to much broccoli
Totally was in denial
She refused to take her beano
So she backfired with a vengence after while.

They found Brad down by the shoreline
He was wandering in a daze
He was in the altogether (Eeeeuuuuwww!)
All that he remembered was a haze.
(So amazed!)

Angelina farts under the covers
That's a secret Brad had to admit
Everybody thought that she was perfect
Movie queens are never flatulant.

We knew Brad was masochistic
Had a bondage thing as well
The thing that made him feel romantic
Was Angelina with her toxic smell.

They thought she was such a beauty
And a super saint to boot
(Curb your man!)
But the thing that won Brad over
Was the first time he had smelled her toot.

Angelina's fragrant in the bedroom
That tidbit was bound to come to "pass"
(That too shall pass!)
You may think that Angelina's pregnant
But as for me I really know it's gas..
(Like El Segundo!)

Now she thought she'd try some kim chee
On their anniversary
She fired a powerful torpedo
That catapulted Brad into the sea.

Now that Brad has long been missing
Her thong underwear is black
And we wonder 'bout the children
Should Angie keep the kids or send them back?
(Send them back!)

Angelina's fragrant in the bedroom
That's the truth, her exes all agree
'Twas the coup de grace for Brad and Jennie
Jen thought that was simply gaucherie.
(Now, who's next?)