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Song Parodies -> "Though Hound Dogs Drool"

Original Song Title:

"As Time Goes By"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Durante

Parody Song Title:

"Though Hound Dogs Drool"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I'm a little late with my Valentine's Day doggie song.
Aint nuthin' like a hound
When moonshiners abound
A hound dog is a jewel
The fundamental fact of life
Though hound dogs drool.

And when two hound dogs bay
And keep it up all day
They just mean "I love you!".
A hound dog is a guy's best friend
Though hound dogs drool.

Moonshinin' neighbors
Livin' on the hill
Hickory burnin'
Whiskey in the still
Sherriff needs hounds and hounds must have their smell
That's the hound dogs' rule.

A hound is a companion
A slobberin' droolin' champion
That's his genetic pool
A red neck has to have his hound dog
Though hound dogs drool.

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alvin - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...especially liked the juxtaposition of "slobberin' droolin' champion" and "genetic pool"
2Eagle - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin. I think you could put that two ways.
AFW - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody is no dog...
2Eagle - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. Since when did that wonderful pet come to mean schlock?
MadameNorCAL - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog , Rockin' all the Time!" I prefer a version sung by a Black Woman in the early 50's on a old 78 . It's a rather "rough" version of Elvis's 1st hit.
2Eagle - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, Madame. I remember that record.
Andria - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Real hound dogs drool, as does every parody written by the "band" Green Bloodied Hound Dogs, but this parody doesn't. 5s.
2Eagle - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria. I just get my jollies injecting red neck humor into sophisticated old standbys. By the way, blood hounds were once owned only by the aristocracy, so hence the name. Now they are a favorite of desert rats.
Mark Scotti - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd be a fool, to not give 5's to your pool, LOVED THE DROOL!!!
2Eagle - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark.

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