Ohh, you got such sexy lips
Sexy lips
All your fans fancy you an Angel - ina.
You got tattoos on your hips
On your hips
You really are a trashy kind of
Skank - gelina.

Oh yeah, your couture gowns reflect the best of taste
Aside from all that you're just another pretty face
You are really kinda bland -gelina!

A - a - a -Angelina

Many kids make you a mom
A super mom
You always got a bun in your
Pan - gelina.
Try to top the Octomom
How simply crass
You're totally a pain in the
Angelina!

Get real. Get a clue. You're so smug. Get off your high horse -
Don't be so confident - you're aging like the rest of us.
End, end, end - gelina!

A -a -a -Angelina

Angelina

.....Na - mib - ya!

A - a - a - Angelina

The media thought you were hot
You were hot
But now your career is gonna
Wane - gelina.
And you better watch your step
Watch your step
Or you'll get pulverized by
Jen - gelina!

I mean like narly, ya know
I mean like bag those tattoos - barfed out!
And those kids? Gag me with a spoon!
You Hollywood babes are, like, so totally wasted.
Can I see those stretch marks?
Oh, and your boyfriend
Like, that Brad, ya know, who dumped his wife to hook up with you -
Does he really think you're so totally awesome? I thought not..
Hey, hasta la vista, Baby, and, remember, get real!
There's younger girls that look like you.
Oim shurr!