Gotta get out now from under your thumb -
Going to tell you I have to leave you.
You must have thought I was so dumb -
I remember you sang -
I was an angel on the subway.
I followed you.
Now I'm giving you the finger -
I can see right through you.

Mr. Macho Man - nothing but a bum -
Chase those skirts,
But always keep in mind -
Where your meals came from.
Treat your woman with respect -
'Specially since she brought home the paycheck!

When you cheated on me -
That toothy wide grin -
Could melt my heart of stone.
Now it's been a year -
I've seen enough and now I have grown -
Tired of your sweet talk.
You whisper you love me when you come home at last -
Then comes the day I hear you say,
"Honey, where's breakfast?"

Mr. Macho Man - you think you're James Dean -
New sports car -
Careening down the road -
With some movie star queen.
Go on, sing your treacly songs -
Your movie will attract right wing throngs.

Move on to Hollywood -
You're sure to have your fans,
But, I won't be hangin' 'round -
I'd best be movin' on.
The ladies swarm, you have such manly charm -
And they think you're a man's man.
They'll never know -
The one you love is no one else but YOU.
Who else is good enough?

Mr. Macho Man run for governor -
Have it all -
Who knows what's down the road -
When your career is o'er.
You have fame from long ago,
But would it match up to your giant ego?