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Song Parodies -> "Bye, Laura"
Original Song Title:
"Oh, Donna"
Original Performer:
Ritchie Valenz
Parody Song Title:
"Bye, Laura"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Bye, Laura, bye, Laura
Bye, Laura, Bye Laura
I heard a voice
Shattering the air
Like a cat fight
It gave me such a scare
She could shatter glass
Laura, please go away
Please go away
Worse than the nuns
In parochial school
She'd shame us all
Us sinners and fools
Now she went too far
Laura's out on her rear
Out on her rear
Oh, Laura
Tell me it's so
It's too good to be true
Are the airwaves
Soon to be rid of you - oo - oo
I heard the news
Now you have got to go
Finaly it's safe
To turn on my radio
So get on your broom
Laura, scram outta here
Scram outta here
Bye, Laura, bye, Laura
Bye, Laura, bye, Laura
Bye, Laura, Bye Laura
I heard a voice
Shattering the air
Like a cat fight
It gave me such a scare
She could shatter glass
Laura, please go away
Please go away
Worse than the nuns
In parochial school
She'd shame us all
Us sinners and fools
Now she went too far
Laura's out on her rear
Out on her rear
Oh, Laura
Tell me it's so
It's too good to be true
Are the airwaves
Soon to be rid of you - oo - oo
I heard the news
Now you have got to go
Finaly it's safe
To turn on my radio
So get on your broom
Laura, scram outta here
Scram outta here
Bye, Laura, bye, Laura
Bye, Laura, bye, Laura
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AMEN, get her outahere.....
Good job, Eagle! The late columnist/correspondent William Safire once intimated that, while joining a pile -on was bad form, starting a pile-on was acceptable. ;D
Thanks, Mark and Old Man - I never did think she was cut out for giving advice - too opinionated. I don't know about starting a pile on - when ideas come to my mind I use them.
I guess you're not going to tell Laura you love her, as the old song says..555
Thanks, AFW - that's another Laura song.
Great job! Now let's get ALL those demagogue loudmouth idiots of the air. Radio is for entertainment - like music, not chatterbox blowhards. That means giving the big obnoxious oxy-contin addict dirtbag the boot. Flush Rush the fascist and keep on playing Rush the Canadian rock band!
Give an idiot a mic, and watch the ratings skyrocket. I'm with SoR...more tunes, less trash, thank you. Here are some 5's to boost your ratings!
Thanks, Spirit and Warren - there are more talk blowhards than entertainment. And radio without Demento is like a day without sunshine. I don't understand how his popularity waned. What will we do for laughs and nostalgia?
like the way you doctored this one
Thanks, Alvin - I doctored her good.
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