Got invited to a wedding
So i gotta dress right
I want to honor the couple
Complement the bride all in white
So now I must go shopping
For a tasteful green dress
And then to the hairdresser
So I won't look a mess

Where's the funeral? What's with all the black?
Where's the funeral? I think I'm offf the track.
Where's the funeral? Everyone's in black.
Where's the funeral? Even the kids wear black!

Went to the reception
Thought t'would be a delight
Guess i'm just too old fashioned
I saw nobody dressed in white
The bride was with her bridesmaids
Wearing clingy black gowns
Adorned with black sequins
And jet and onyx stones

Where's the funeral? What's with all the black...

Am I living in the past?
Is my fashion sense stuck in second gear?
Everyone's wearing black and they're flashing their brests
A Halloween nightmare, I'm outta here

Chill out - you're too uptight
Who says you have to wear white?
Gotta let your boobs hang out
And bounce about (repeat)

Where's the funeral?
Where's the party, which is it?
Where's the funeral, tell me, tell me, tell me
Where's the party?

Where's the funeral....(repeat as many times as you like - in this song it doesn't matter)