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Song Parodies -> "Hark! The Ghoulish Goblins Scream"
Original Song Title:
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Hark! The Ghoulish Goblins Scream"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Boom! The cherry bombs explode
Blowing potholes in the road
Toilet paper in the trees
Wafting gently in the breeze.
Trick or treaters in my hair
Throwing garbage everywhere
Broken eggs on windowpanes
Why on this night won't it rain?
Hark! The ghoulish goblins scream
Boy, how I hate Halloween!
Stocking up on caramels
For this absurd carnival
Normal folks turn into fools
Dressing like all sorts of ghouls.
Zombies, vampires, tax collectors
One kid's dressed as Adolf Hitler
Veiled in sheets the nudniks roam
Vandelizing every home.
Hark! The ghoulish goblins scream
Boy, how I hate Halloween!
Hark! What's on the news tonight?
News flashes give us a fright
UFO's come from the sky
Threat of war is looming nigh.
What gave millions such a trauma?
Merely some fictitious drama!
Grinning goblin by the screen -
Is no goblin - Halloween!
Hark! The ghoulish goblins scream
Boy, how I hate Halloween!
Blowing potholes in the road
Toilet paper in the trees
Wafting gently in the breeze.
Trick or treaters in my hair
Throwing garbage everywhere
Broken eggs on windowpanes
Why on this night won't it rain?
Hark! The ghoulish goblins scream
Boy, how I hate Halloween!
Stocking up on caramels
For this absurd carnival
Normal folks turn into fools
Dressing like all sorts of ghouls.
Zombies, vampires, tax collectors
One kid's dressed as Adolf Hitler
Veiled in sheets the nudniks roam
Vandelizing every home.
Hark! The ghoulish goblins scream
Boy, how I hate Halloween!
Hark! What's on the news tonight?
News flashes give us a fright
UFO's come from the sky
Threat of war is looming nigh.
What gave millions such a trauma?
Merely some fictitious drama!
Grinning goblin by the screen -
Is no goblin - Halloween!
Hark! The ghoulish goblins scream
Boy, how I hate Halloween!
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another Christmas/Halloween parody? more awesomeness! 5's
Thanks, Jonathan - that's when people start to celebrate Christmas.
Houston..... 2Eagle has landed ...... in time for gobblin' all the treats....What a scream
Thanks, Dave. I kept all the avocados. Are you Cowboy Dave?
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