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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes the Food Grinch"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes the Food Grinch"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
Here comes the Food Grinch,
Here comes the Food Grinch -
Throw away the sweets.
Obsessive - compulsive busybodies -
Say you can't have treats!
You'll get diabeties, harden your arteries -
If you don't eat right.
Light the candles and say your prayers -
There'll be no latkes tonight!
Mister Food Grinch,
Mister Food Grinch -
You're a stick in the mud -
Party pooper, Nazi storm trooper -
Making us eat crud.
We can't play draydl with sprouts of brussel -
It wouldn't be the same,
No chocolate or rugelach -
Makes Hannukah so lame.
Yes, Virginia,
There is a Food Grinch -
Santa's history.
It's unsightly to be portly -
Dare you disagree?
The Grinch has tofu, soy and sushi -
Not such festive fare.
The kibosh is on our holiday fun -
Tradition's blown in the air!
Here comes the Food Grinch -
Throw away the sweets.
Obsessive - compulsive busybodies -
Say you can't have treats!
You'll get diabeties, harden your arteries -
If you don't eat right.
Light the candles and say your prayers -
There'll be no latkes tonight!
Mister Food Grinch,
Mister Food Grinch -
You're a stick in the mud -
Party pooper, Nazi storm trooper -
Making us eat crud.
We can't play draydl with sprouts of brussel -
It wouldn't be the same,
No chocolate or rugelach -
Makes Hannukah so lame.
Yes, Virginia,
There is a Food Grinch -
Santa's history.
It's unsightly to be portly -
Dare you disagree?
The Grinch has tofu, soy and sushi -
Not such festive fare.
The kibosh is on our holiday fun -
Tradition's blown in the air!
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unique concept
My choclate is mine.
A nice companion piece to Yoidy's "Lox."
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